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Offline doublehappiness

Primo Massage Wentworth St seems to have upped their naughty levels lately. I've had one count of FS (Anna/Annie?) and a few OWO's in the last two months.

Great! Could you describe Anna/Annie a little?

Also, did anyone get FS with Mimi?

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Great! Could you describe Anna/Annie a little?

Also, did anyone get FS with Mimi?

Annie was ~30, slightly chubby in an erotic way. Perk B's and with a small bush. I think she just got carried away and she suddenly asked if I had a condom (which I did)...did not seem like a planned thing.

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Annie was ~30, slightly chubby in an erotic way. Perk B's and with a small bush. I think she just got carried away and she suddenly asked if I had a condom (which I did)...did not seem like a planned thing.
Thanks for the quick reply. Doesn't seem like she's that hot. I somehow prefer Thais over Chinese. Feel they are more fun overall. Also, generally shaved and not having a bush as the Chinese.

Do you know any Thais that offer FS sometimes upon mutual sympathy? Pin at Natural Ways comes my mind. Anyone else?

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Agree, language like that is code for other services.  Any reputable, legit massage provider would avoid such language.
totally agree, unless it's bait to get you in.. good luck Nick!

Offline Eggbert

Went to Thai Mint Spa and Massage on Tower Bridge Road a few days ago mainly for a massage as I've been having problems with my back and neck. HR (£30) was functional and effective more than anything but the 1 hour massage (£50) was superb. Friendly and average looking middle aged lady gave the massage and I don't think touching or anything else would be on the cards but I'd recommend the massage.

Offline goodmans

Which lady  you see i gave been there about 6 times  lin is the best girl but i think  there are new girls  now lin does do b2b but she is expensive

Offline Moneyd

Which lady  you see i gave been there about 6 times  lin is the best girl but i think  there are new girls  now lin does do b2b but she is expensive

Is this supposed to be a sentence?

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Is this supposed to be a sentence?

To be fair you could just about understand what he meant. Read like a bloke texting while getting his cock sucked.

EDIT: my bad. He just doesn't do punctuation. Ever. Capital letters seem reserved for proper nouns only!
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On my way back from the Hospital I pass San Ling Swiss Cottage, so decided to pop in as I thought a nice massage would cheer me up.
It’s become quite regular as I keep seeing a new girl I want to try out.

I started with Lili..there wasn’t any illusion about it only being a massage as she started with cleaning my arse as I was laying on my front..she loves to lick an arse it appears. I don’t think I’ve ever had a tongue in so deep. Thankfully there wasn’t any kissing. But open to everything else OWO, Anal etc.
She kept the door open and kept introducing me to the other girls.

She is probably late 40s I would say certainly the oldest there but trim with small boobs. £45 hr with a £50 tip.

Cindy.. £30 h/h + 30 tip.. body to body although left pants on.. good tit wank and click play.. 30ish size 12 probably D boobs..

Mary 45 hr. + 60 tip.. oral, RO and sex. Pretty girl 30ish size 12 nice quiet girl liked to kiss too

Alice.. 45 hr + 70 tip extras just kept piling on. oral RO sex, petite girl size 10 30ish

Linda.. 45hr * 80 tip, I wanted to fuck her so wasn’t thinking straight.. oral RO sex
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On my way back from the Hospital I pass San Ling Swiss Cottage, so decided to pop in as I thought a nice massage would cheer me up.
It’s become quite regular as I keep seeing a new girl I want to try out.

I started with Lili..there wasn’t any illusion about it only being a massage as she started with cleaning my arse as I was laying on my front..she loves to lick an arse it appears. I don’t think I’ve ever had a tongue in so deep. Thankfully there wasn’t any kissing. But open to everything else OWO, Anal etc.
She kept the door open and kept introducing me to the other girls.

She is probably late 40s I would say certainly the oldest there but trim with small boobs. £45 hr with a £50 tip.

Thanks for the review. Lili has quite a reputation. Could you describe her a little? And I think some new girls started recently. Did you see any of them?

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Thanks for the review. Lili has quite a reputation. Could you describe her a little? And I think some new girls started recently. Did you see any of them?

Just added more of the girls I’ve seen was modifying my post.

She isn’t the going to win any beauty contest prizes. 5.7 maybe, b boobs small nipples, looks a bit baggy in the stomach maybe an operation in the past. Firm small arse

I wouldn’t recommend her as seems to have little concern about condoms unless that’s what you want.
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Just added more of the girls I’ve seen was modifying my post.

She isn’t the going to win any beauty contest prizes. 5.7 maybe, b boobs small nipples, looks a bit baggy in the stomach maybe an operation in the past. Firm small arse

I wouldn’t recommend her as seems to have little concern about condoms unless that’s what you want.
Thanks a lot Kev! Really helpful to get an overview. I'm usually going for looks, i.e. typically slim(ish; size 6-8) and nice(er) face. Would anyone there fit the bill? Sounds like none of them are lookers (but FS on the service side at least a given). As all Chinese, I assume none of them is shaved?

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Thanks for the review. Lili has quite a reputation. Could you describe her a little? And I think some new girls started recently. Did you see any of them?

Where else has she worked?

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Thanks a lot Kev! Really helpful to get an overview. I'm usually going for looks, i.e. typically slim(ish; size 6-8) and nice(er) face. Would anyone there fit the bill? Sounds like none of them are lookers (but FS on the service side at least a given). As all Chinese, I assume none of them is shaved?

Mary is pretty but doesn’t fit into your size range, Alice is probably the smallest and does have a nice face. Lili told me Alice doesn’t usually fuck on a first meet, but she walked in as I was fucking Lili to ask a question!!! And I told Lili to tell her I was going to fuck her next. Lili does threesomes with a couple of the girls but can get expensive and they don’t interact much.

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Where else has she worked?

She was at San Ling Baker Street with Kelly before.

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She was at San Ling Baker Street with Kelly before.

Thanks Kev. I thought that she might be the same Lili form ORBS
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I hear you LL.

I felt  any complaint\refund request would be met with ' you had the massage completed' counter,  and even though I didn't contemplate the raised voice tactic, Im sure they wouldn't have given a shit compared to a fully staffed & busy operation. Emy was safely locked in room and  Si Si was working the reception with apathy .. neither of them seemed committed to the shop so would they care. I can see the blank stares and silence now if I'd have kicked off.

But you never know until you try .. I have to wake up my resolve (if I'm stupid enough for this to happen again)


Just for clarification, I’m guessing this was last monday week. Emmy is I think Amy who is the mammasan, she usually only does a session for peak shaving, ie when the other girls are busy, but that day she was one girl down. Not offering excuses, but I have seen her before and she was good, I’m guessing that day she was listening for the phone and the door bell so as not to miss any custom, which is a problem you often get when being serviced by the bosslady. Again, its inexcusable, but I guess she was avoiding the oil so she didnt have to jump in the shower. I saw Sisi, or Cici, which ever it was, she was a stand in for the day, gave a rubbish massage and wanted £70 for B2B, she also was dodging the oil that day, would only use cream. Said she usually works at Kings Cross, I’m guessing she might have been Monica from the nail & beauty place opposite the station. Told her no good coming to Fulham High Street with ideas of uptown mega tips. All in all Living Health didnt cover themselves in glory that day. On reflection seeing a new girl on her first day is probably not a smart idea either, despite the novelty factor, not if she hasnt got the working practices of the place clear in her mind.

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Saw Tara from Massage Me recently at her place in West Kensington. Lovely sweet black girl with frighteningly hot body, great atmospheric room, tip top sensual massage and B2B, HR finish, which she does behind her back whilst laying on top of you, bit like Jimi Hendrix playing his guitar over his shoulder, (for those old enough to remember 50 years ago). It’s just that at £120 a pop for an hour, enjoyable as it is, not sure there is enough to entice me to a return visit.

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Primo Massage Wentworth St seems to have upped their naughty levels lately. I've had one count of FS (Anna/Annie?) and a few OWO's in the last two months.

I had a spectacular 69 on the first week of opening. Can still taste the gash.

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I had a spectacular 69 on the first week of opening. Can still taste the gash.

If you can still taste it you may have more of a memento than you bargained for...  glad you got to tuck in. :thumbsup:

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Thinking of seeing this girl. Has anyone seen her? Is she any good at massage? What is she like physically, are the pictures accurate?

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Thinking of seeing this girl. Has anyone seen her? Is she any good at massage? What is she like physically, are the pictures accurate?

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You are expecting her to be a tad flabby right?  The bodyshots definitely look bulky.

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@Hobbit avoid. Really not a looker this one. Didn't enjoy my time with her. The 1st photo is 100% not her
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@Hobbit avoid. Really not a looker this one. Didn't enjoy my time with her. The 1st photo is 100% not her

Thanks for the wave off, please post a review for the benefit of all.   :drinks:

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@Hobbit avoid. Really not a looker this one. Didn't enjoy my time with her. The 1st photo is 100% not her

Damn! Was planning to see her. What did you not enjoy? Can you please explain more?

I need to go back to the drawing board now. I'm looking for a girl who is very attractive and provides a good massage with a happy ending.

Does anyone have any recommendations? It must be an outcall.

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You are expecting her to be a tad flabby right?  The bodyshots definitely look bulky.

Yes, I knew that as I don't mind that as long as she is attractive facially and provides a good massage.

My other options are:

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If you've rejected all the ladies in this thread and the others then there's not much else to see.

Did you scan through Tantraman's reviews?  And the other FBSM guys?

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If you've rejected all the ladies in this thread and the others then there's not much else to see.

Did you scan through Tantraman's reviews?  And the other FBSM guys?

Most of Tantramans reviews are incalls and I'm looking for an outcall.

I don't know who the other FBSM guys are?

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Amy and Lisa both reviewed here. Amy very blah review and I have had similar, all be it a long time ago.
Diana has her fans and detractors. She can be fun, but skimps on time and personally she’s too athletic. There are loads of others tho if you search the reviews. I’ve just seen a Laura, and will review in a bit after I’ve suitably reflected !!

Just depends what your looking for....

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Amy and Lisa both reviewed here. Amy very blah review and I have had similar, all be it a long time ago.
Diana has her fans and detractors. She can be fun, but skimps on time and personally she’s too athletic. There are loads of others tho if you search the reviews. I’ve just seen a Laura, and will review in a bit after I’ve suitably reflected !!

Just depends what your looking for....

Thanks but I’m looking for someone athletic or slim,  who can provide a good massage with a happy ending. B2B would be a bonus. Ideally someone reliable and friendly.

Offline Grandslam

Diana (3rd link) is slim and athletic and delivers a great massage and allows good access including RO. She has a bit of a reputation for being unreliable and short changing people on time, but neither happened to me in my two visits. It was a year or so ago that I last saw her.

Offline psychomusicianx

I know it's school holidays again and she has kids, but has anyone had comms with Maisie in Finchley recently? I've been keen to use her services for ages but she never seems to reply to texts; just wondered if it's the way I write or if others aren't getting replies either?

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

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I've been past that place and thought the same thing about its location - wonder how long it'll last. Just saw Cindy (Shindy?) at Natural Ways, Barnet. She's like the others there (bar one who I've not been serviced by): definitely 50+, a definite post-childbirth and age belly, and not bad looking but past their prime. She's Chinese, I think her English is better than she lets on, large loose vulva, and her belly makes her boobs look deceptively small but I'd hazard a guess at C cups. £45 for 1 hour; I found her massage technique effective but not very varied. On the flip, not much if any massage before she asked what I wanted. Offered £40 for B2B, which was accepted. It seemed more like naked HR though (which I'd normally offer £30) with full access - I think I had three fingers up her at one point. She made some encouraging noises and that was about it. The session ended with extended head massage, which was good. And, she offered me a shower. Overall, above average in my view and it worked for me, but I can absolutely see mileage would vary a lot!

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I've been past that place and thought the same thing about its location - wonder how long it'll last. Just saw Cindy (Shindy?) at Natural Ways, Barnet. She's like the others there (bar one who I've not been serviced by): definitely 50+, a definite post-childbirth and age belly, and not bad looking but past their prime. She's Chinese, I think her English is better than she lets on, large loose vulva, and her belly makes her boobs look deceptively small but I'd hazard a guess at C cups. £45 for 1 hour; I found her massage technique effective but not very varied. On the flip, not much if any massage before she asked what I wanted. Offered £40 for B2B, which was accepted. It seemed more like naked HR though (which I'd normally offer £30) with full access - I think I had three fingers up her at one point. She made some encouraging noises and that was about it. The session ended with extended head massage, which was good. And, she offered me a shower. Overall, above average in my view and it worked for me, but I can absolutely see mileage would vary a lot!

I think there should be a deduction from the tip for every year over the age of 35 or 40 the masseuse is, say £1 per year, so for a 50 year old it would be tip, say £40, less 10x£1 = £30.

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Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

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Can I ask what you got for £50? I’ve been there a couple of times but it was pretty mediocre

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?

@KT this girl was made for you to test.

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Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

Thanks for the update.   :drinks:
Can you give any more detail on Michele's services and looks please?
Any Intel on the other girls working that day or on roster?

Tried to PM you.

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

There was of course the infamous Mango of the Goodge Street shop, plastic tits and caked in make up.

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Went into DST at Tolworth today, nice well presented shop, decent sized rooms, its about a 10 minute jog from Tolworth rail station, but there does seem to be free parking in the immediate area round the shop. Saw Michelle, mid thirties, Chinese, size 10, medium height, seemed happy go lucky, very sweet lady. £45 door fee and £50 tip resulted in a very nice time for all. She works Tuesday, Wednesday & Saturday at Tolworth, plus I think Friday at the Byfleet branch. Highly recommended.

I’m an infrequent regular at this place mainly for Michelle. For me at any rate her service and attitude is very reliable. She looks and behaves more like a sexy office flirt than an Asian masseuse, glasses and often blouse, skirt and hold-ups add to the impression. ...so would better English.

Massage is ok, there is plenty of teasing early on when face down, putting her body in the way of your finger tips and then removing it again. And teasing is her real forte, body to body can be quite raunchy in terms of body slides, plenty kisses, but never quite seems to progress to dfk, same with RO, more just a taste than dfro.


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Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?”

She kept it dark but would say probably  in her late 30s/early 40s. Fairly small tits but with the longest nipples I’ve ever sucked. Reasonable shape. Don’t recall signs of kids or flab. Ok looking but no hottie. Very friendly though. Very basic English from our limited conversation.

Other thing I should have mentioned was there was no sign of a shower and none was offered. But there was another room because she was finishing off some other guy in it whilst I waited my turn. I wanted to leave 5 mins early and she wanted me to stay so not a clock watcher which was good. Definitely worth another visit.

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Thanks for this update.  Can you describe the lady in more detail please? Her enthusiasm and mood before and after the transition?”

She kept it dark but would say probably  in her late 30s/early 40s. Fairly small tits but with the longest nipples I’ve ever sucked. Reasonable shape. Don’t recall signs of kids or flab. Ok looking but no hottie. Very friendly though. Very basic English from our limited conversation.

Other thing I should have mentioned was there was no sign of a shower and none was offered. But there was another room because she was finishing off some other guy in it whilst I waited my turn. I wanted to leave 5 mins early and she wanted me to stay so not a clock watcher which was good. Definitely worth another visit.

Thanks for update.
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So maybe I dreamed this or maybe not...

Can't find an address on the web ...but (I believe) I was driving up Vicaridge Lane, E15, when I spot a shop offering Thai Massages. Near corner with Devany Rd   can't remember the name but events suggest it's a 'new' location for the shop that was just off West Ham Lane, then at Upton Lane. They claim to have been here 18 months which is possible as some of the wallpaper is hanging off.  Not a classy joint.  Paid for parking opposite.

£45 hr, I strip off for Mayia. Nice looking, dark skinned, slim, late 30'?  A cut above average for these joints. Talented masseuse, keeps moving towel around but no swipes. I make sure she knows I've been to the old place.  In wanders Nicola(?) Who I recall as a receptionist.  She's really hot but looks 50 when stern and 19 when smiling. This happens 2 or 3 times and they are now laughing about a 4 hand massage and Nicola's hand is on my butt.  She disappears and just after 30 mins Sarah(?) Who is not so hot but not the plainest 'girl' in such a place, comes in with Nicola.  Now everyone's laughing .  N gives me a little tickle and then S is not so shy and holds my cock throughout the negotiations. B2B £40 each. It's clear S will be the most active and I end up £80 lighter with A and Mayia in the room, All of us naked. 

They know what they are up to and it's S on her knees wanking me as hard as I've ever had it, and M being a little coy as I play with her. Fingering out side and no kissing on lips or her tits! they do not physically interact  It's clear they are rushing me and I'm not overly concerned as I take a long time time to come.  BUT not this time...they've won. Juices involuntarily run without that powerful feeling of completion. Normally I make sure things are done my way but they ambushed me! At this point For them it's over and in truth I feel like having a shower rather than e.g. A head massage.


So a great surprise and technically I've now had a five hander☺  Another thing ticked off the imaginary list. I sure it can be a lot more sensual than this, but it's hard to beat that rush you get when something new is on.


But the b2b but was only 10-15 mins (do you count it as X2?) For £80. Back outside 55 mins. So not VFM....but I'm still smiling.


I will return but will bring less cash and slow things down...


PS Warning apparently 'mad' Pam still works here.  I'm convinced they keep her in a cupboard and only let her out when it's busy. 
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So maybe I dreamed this or maybe not...

Can't find an address on the web ...but (I believe) I was driving up Vicaridge Lane, E15, when I spot a shop offering Thai Massages. Near corner with Devany Rd   can't remember the name but events suggest it's a 'new' location for the shop that was just off West Ham Lane, then at Upton Lane. They claim to have been here 18 months which is possible as some of the wallpaper is hanging off.  Not a classy joint.  Paid for parking opposite.

£45 hr, I strip off for Mayia. Nice looking, dark skinned, slim, late 30'?  A cut above average for these joints. Talented masseuse, keeps moving towel around but no swipes. I make sure she knows I've been to the old place.  In wanders Nicola(?) Who I recall as a receptionist.  She's really hot but looks 50 when stern and 19 when smiling. This happens 2 or 3 times and they are now laughing about a 4 hand massage and Nicola's hand is on my butt.  She disappears and just after 30 mins Sarah(?) Who is not so hot but not the plainest 'girl' in such a place, comes in with Nicola.  Now everyone's laughing .  N gives me a little tickle and then S is not so shy and holds my cock throughout the negotiations. B2B £40 each. It's clear S will be the most active and I end up £80 lighter with A and Mayia in the room, All of us naked. 

They know what they are up to and it's S on her knees wanking me as hard as I've ever had it, and M being a little coy as I play with her. Fingering out side and no kissing on lips or her tits! they do not physically interact  It's clear they are rushing me and I'm not overly concerned as I take a long time time to come.  BUT not this time...they've won. Juices involuntarily run without that powerful feeling of completion. Normally I make sure things are done my way but they ambushed me! At this point For them it's over and in truth I feel like having a shower rather than e.g. A head massage.


So a great surprise and technically I've now had a five hander☺  Another thing ticked off the imaginary list. I sure it can be a lot more sensual than this, but it's hard to beat that rush you get when something new is on.


But the b2b but was only 10-15 mins (do you count it as X2?) For £80. Back outside 55 mins. So not VFM....but I'm still smiling.


I will return but will bring less cash and slow things down...


PS Warning apparently 'mad' Pam still works here.  I'm convinced they keep her in a cupboard and only let her out when it's busy.

Can't seem to edit.  Autocorrect keeps messing this up.
To be clear it was Sarah and Mayia for the ending

Offline Jokerinpack

Walked into HMN Goodge Street 2 days ago. Seen by DIDI, EE skinny chick who washed me in oil and had a very average massage game. Asked for 80 naked hand job which I declined with much laughter. The search goes on.

Also saw Coco at FUHE on the same day and had an ok session FS with her but she was preoccupied with an argument she was having with a boyfriend on her phone?! Not the most enjoyable of encounters. Wish Fei Fei would return!

Where next???

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Can't seem to edit.  Autocorrect keeps messing this up.
To be clear it was Sarah and Mayia for the ending

So you enjoyed some S&M  :D

Pam also work(ed?) at River Kwai.  Mad as a box of frogs as you say but was fun.