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Offline loveahe

This was last week - I walked into External Link/Members Only at Holborn, one hour massage (entry £50). Sadia (or Sabia) was called. Chinese 20-something girl, nice body, good looking and smiling.
Massage was very good, she was strong and made sure to hit all the right spots. It was not overly sensual, but with a hint here and there. After ~20mins or so I was asked to turn around, she offered me HE - I asked for B2B and we agreed on £60.

She got naked and did her thing. She made herself available, but did not allow fingering... B2B was nice and soft, and ended up with good edging HJ.
She cleaned me up quickly and then took a shower. I took a shower after and left after just about an hour.

I'd probably come back again...

Nipped in here myself, the Chinese lady in question has long hair and fixes it in a way that makes her look younger.  I'd say she's late 20's, good C cup with marshmallow nipples and a nice shaped butt.  Big scar from her belly button down to her gates to heaven.  I like a hard massage and it was reasonably good, the extras conversation was quite painless although she let me name the price which meant I paid less than 60 quid. Was quite happy for me to eat those great tits and offered up some pussy too.

Her name seems to change from Sasia/Sadia to Tina, I guess it's be cause it's easier for her to say. English is ok, but not conversational.

I'd go back.   :thumbsup:

Offline Solran

Noticed that a new Thai massage place opened up at 161 Trafalgar Road Greenwich, just opposite the Tesco Express. Baan Nuad. The sign said it had only opened today. I was driving so couldn't get a number unfortunately in case anyone is interested and in the area and wanted to check it out. Guess it offers options on top of other places like Apsara in Deptford and the Brookmill Road place which is run by the same crew who worked a bit further up the road at Pison on Trafalgar Road. Place could be completely legit so not recommending at all just thought I would mention.

Just passed this place today. Front doors open and balloons inside showing grand opening. Saw a guy in his late 60’s coming out holding his back and looked in a lot of pain!!! Certainly didn’t have a relaxed satisfied look on his face. Would be interesting if anyone has been?

Offline Yves_Dobon

Noticed that a new Thai massage place opened up at 161 Trafalgar Road Greenwich, just opposite the Tesco Express. Baan Nuad. The sign said it had only opened today. I was driving so couldn't get a number unfortunately in case anyone is interested and in the area and wanted to check it out. Guess it offers options on top of other places like Apsara in Deptford and the Brookmill Road place which is run by the same crew who worked a bit further up the road at Pison on Trafalgar Road. Place could be completely legit so not recommending at all just thought I would mention.

I phoned the number on the window.  Basic massage is £50. I didn't bother to pop in so I can't comment on the staff or the interior.

Offline London14

Has anyone been recently to Fantasia - Charing cross road? I phoned yesterday and I am told they have 2 new masseuses .. any idea who are working there apart from Maria and Susan.. any description on looks, age, nationality and services will be a great help..

Offline loveahe

Cheers disco. She sounds like fun (if pricey). Do you know what days she does?

I asked for you, she works Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday.

Offline stampjones

I asked for you, she works Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday.
Cheers mate - thats above and beyond  :drinks:

Offline Frenchyg

Hi Jonestown

Regards Dr Shirley’s - can you confirm if Amy is actually the legendary ‘Lulu’ from living healthcare Fulham high st?

Thanks

Offline stevoleavo

Hi Jonestown

Regards Dr Shirley’s - can you confirm if Amy is actually the legendary ‘Lulu’ from living healthcare Fulham high st?

Thanks

I visited last Sunday, I recognised amy used to work at Fulham, but she isn’t the famous Lulu.

Offline Rupert

I visited last Sunday, I recognised amy used to work at Fulham, but she isn’t the famous Lulu.

Any description on her, trying to figure out who she was

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Offline velybadboy

"Only for you" has gone as far down as £10 for me.

Btw, the pixy girl at QI Angel on reception, does she do the deed? No norks but she's always so buzzing I'd be interested to see what she's capable of.

No. I'm somewhat of a regular. She'll lie down with you, fingers inside and even RO if she's horny, but no more.

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No. I'm somewhat of a regular. She'll lie down with you, fingers inside and even RO if she's horny, but no more.

I more meant just HR? Though if there's a little more on the menu I'd take it.

Offline Alex30003000

Does anyone know a massage shop near London Bridge station with a ebony female offering services? visiting the area tomorrow and would be interested to see a ebony female. Appreciate the help in advance

Offline Vkcs20

Karissa is from Norway 5.4 size 8 b cup quite pretty bout 7out10 service so so don't think she's into the sensual stuff

Bella is Romanian 5.5ish toned size 6-8 a/B really hot model like features really friendly too she advertise on gumtree under Alice catford think she's back in the UK soon

How far is it from Surrey quays Station?

Offline weirdintrusion

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Been to this shop last week,paid 45 for the hour and seen Jessie. Thai milf i would say age between 30 and 35 probably. She works there Thursdays and Tuesdays if i remember correctly but also works at Southgate,not sure about days and name there. She is petite,big natural boobs and firm ass. Good massage overall and on the turn over i had 20 for HR,40 for B2B but opted for a B2B with OWO for 60(not the first time i see her) so might not offer this on the first visit,not sure. Good value for money,only downside is that they have a washing machine outside the rooms and can be noisy.

When you say Southgate, do you know what particular shop? Trying to catch this one in the North.

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Chinese massage shop in Southgate? There's only one, so easy to find..
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Offline weirdintrusion

Chinese massage shop in Southgate? There's only one, so easy to find..

This particular wg sounds right up my street so I don't want to keep travelling to Baker street, I'm surprised she hasn't been mentioned by customers of natural wellness. Just double checking.

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 82 Crown Lane  London N14 5EN

Let us know how it goes!

Offline No None Sense

This particular wg sounds right up my street so I don't want to keep travelling to Baker street, I'm surprised she hasn't been mentioned by customers of natural wellness. Just double checking.
I think she is the only thai girl there. The rest are chinese

Offline KingCrowley

When you say Southgate, do you know what particular shop? Trying to catch this one in the North.

Yep,that's the shop,Natural Wellness on Crown road,behind the station. If you want to find out which days she is working  just give them a call and they will let you know.

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Ruby Orchid Thai Spa - South Kensington

Located in a basement of a hair dresser, location not very private

Best to visit early morning or late evening. Early morning after your treatment is done you won't see many people upstairs when you leave other wise so many people getting their hair done, a little awkward to walk pass them!

30 minutes for 40 pound (online says 35)

Booked a girl called Lily, Thai mid 30s or early 40s short size 10/12 maybe and C cups probably!

Left em in the room to get naked, returned and did not cover me with a towel, started the massage above my head massaging my shoulder and lower back, plenty of rubbing her tits all over my head. Went to do my legs and kept pinching my ass 'very nice' clearly knowing it will happen. Asked to turn over and she said what do you want? Asked for B2B, now I know that costs 50 pounds there as been told by someone previously, she said 120, I laughed and said no then she carried on with massage, 100? I replied no she asked how much you have? I thought let me give it a try and said 35 pounds, she said no we don't do these things only for you and I do 80. I turned it down again and she carried on rubbing her hands all over my body and plenty of tease, she said I take 50, I said I can give you 35 as thats all I have, she said 35 he only, typical me I turned it down after few minutes she said ok I do it but only for you. I think this 'only for you' is for everyone  :lol:

I think she was pretty desperate to make the extra cash as I think I did super good receiving the service I did for that price, specially when she started with 120!!

Anyways she got undressed fully and climbed on top, rubbed her body all over my body in a decent way and I enjoyed it pretty much and at the same time she was giving me a hand job. I asked her to get on her knees for a tit wank which she didn't turndown, big load all over her tits and asked me to get back on the bed, wiped me off put her clothes back on and left the room, few seconds later back in with a hot towel wiped me down all over and I left.

I saw another room which had a shower inside it but when I went it the door was shut and as I was leaving someone just went in so I guess the room was busy for a shower.
the million dollar question, was she shaved? Did she allow touching/fingering? RO?  Sounds decent!

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She wasn't shaved but trimmed and plenty of touching but no fingering

Offline Titti Tatti

Walking through Newport Court towards Leicester sq tube and I saw her standing there. (Last door on the right).

The prettiest Asian I've yet seen in this line of work, I was hooked by her beautiful face. This is on a waif's frames and a really sharp Bob haircut. Said she's a student and for once I'd believe she's young possibly only 19 or 20.

Ginni\Jinni  only works Friday until 4pm and has good english. Up the stairs past a Dentists(?) Twice checked she's be the masseur.  50ph. Really tiny room on top floor only has room for girl on one side.

Massage quite good, competent.  A few bum runs allowed me to moan sympathetically. Negotiations began before 30 mins. Her prices started very high but eventually agreed 50 naked b2b.

The next bit is only a neutral.  She's very sexy and surprisingly self confident, which means she can be a bit of a tease. All sultry looks but her parts just out of reach.  Her body is the super slim I love, but her nipples are larger than her breasts. Hairy bush was hardly explored and she complained the bed was too small for most of my suggestions. Despite this I had one for the memory bank and her sexiness had my boy crying a river at the thought that this was the end.

Expensive and not for everyone, but did I mention how good looking I thought she was?

Offline Titti Tatti

Finally made it to the TCM  at Debden Parade.  Parking at rear, its reasonably descrete. Looks more shop than most massage places and a bloke has to be negotiated with.

Big rooms, with big comfortable tables.  Shower room\toilet are a shithole.

40for half hr or the 60 hr  option I took

Flower works Monday and is good looking, nice features and beautiful hair almost to her bum. With better teeth and slightly less tummy ( only apparent later) she might be a stunner.  Age at first I thought late 20s but up close you might add 10 years.

Excellent massage and as shes wearing the white coat and seems shy, usual worries, WS?  Of course she will..if the price is right. I'm loosing the knack and again agree 50 for naked b2b. 

She is willing but seemingly not experienced at slides etc, but you can be relieved to know she took my coaching well. She was constantly playing with my "bits" not really edging just light stimulation and it was intoxicating. Small breasts with huge responsive nipples and a nice shape overall. RO yes but digits no. Lots of her suggestively blowing led to her offering oral for an additional 20, declined.

Expensive but not disappointing.  There was another good looking girl there who left the door open as she applied lipstick. It worked,  I will return.
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Offline stampjones

Walking through Newport Court towards Leicester sq tube and I saw her standing there. (Last door on the right).

The prettiest Asian I've yet seen in this line of work, I was hooked by her beautiful face. This is on a waif's frames and a really sharp Bob haircut. Said she's a student and for once I'd believe she's young possibly only 19 or 20.

Ginni\Jinni  only works Friday until 4pm and has good english. Up the stairs past a Dentists(?) Twice checked she's be the masseur.  50ph. Really tiny room on top floor only has room for girl on one side.

Massage quite good, competent.  A few bum runs allowed me to moan sympathetically. Negotiations began before 30 mins. Her prices started very high but eventually agreed 50 naked b2b.

The next bit is only a neutral.  She's very sexy and surprisingly self confident, which means she can be a bit of a tease. All sultry looks but her parts just out of reach.  Her body is the super slim I love, but her nipples are larger than her breasts. Hairy bush was hardly explored and she complained the bed was too small for most of my suggestions. Despite this I had one for the memory bank and her sexiness had my boy crying a river at the thought that this was the end.

Expensive and not for everyone, but did I mention how good looking I thought she was?
Cheers TT - sounds right up my street. Im not around for the next 3 or 4 fridays though so chances are she’ll begone by the time I get a chance to check her out :-/

Offline tissues

Hi all,

Long time lurker and finally did my first massage punt after seeing the as below. Thought can't go wrong with 15 quid for 30min and liked to look of Lis in the pic.

Called to arrange booking. English bloke answered the phone who later also showed me the room.
Once inside the room got naked and waited for Lis to come in. Unfortunately got covered in towels throughout the massage and got no extras offered at the end. But WSWS element was definitely there.

She told me she's from Portugal as per ad. But when I asked her how long she's been training she said she is not a trainee anymore and they need to change the ad? Anyway got charged 15 for 30 min regardless whether she is trainee or not. Can't complain about the value.

Maybe I was too subtle hinting I wanted extras I don't know. Even though I noticed no locks on the doors...

Maybe one of you guys wanna give it a go and see if you can get more out of it.

Nirvana is based in a less busy part of Finchley Central. 10min walk from station.


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Hi all,

Long time lurker and finally did my first massage punt after seeing the as below. Thought can't go wrong with 15 quid for 30min and liked to look of Lis in the pic.

Called to arrange booking. English bloke answered the phone who later also showed me the room.
Once inside the room got naked and waited for Lis to come in. Unfortunately got covered in towels throughout the massage and got no extras offered at the end. But WSWS element was definitely there.

She told me she's from Portugal as per ad. But when I asked her how long she's been training she said she is not a trainee anymore and they need to change the ad? Anyway got charged 15 for 30 min regardless whether she is trainee or not. Can't complain about the value.

Maybe I was too subtle hinting I wanted extras I don't know. Even though I noticed no locks on the doors...

Maybe one of you guys wanna give it a go and see if you can get more out of it.

Nirvana is based in a less busy part of Finchley Central. 10min walk from station.


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Welcome and thanks for contributing. Ive seen this ad a few times and thought about going over. As you say 15 quid is nothing (its what you used to pay to fuck charlotte the harlot apparantly) so I might try and pop in tomorrow and see how it goes. Will let you know if I make it over
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Im interested in the Thai Ruby Orchard place as i saw a hot young thing standing outside waiting to be let in early one morning the other week. Only thing holding me back is that the poster further up the page says he negotiated her down from £120 to £35, which just seems bizarre to me. I know Thai girls tendto be greedier than their chinese cousins but really, if you ask for 120and settle for 35 how much must the quality and scope of service you give out suffer ?

Offline caledoniapunter

Revisited San Ling Swiss Cottage/Finchley Road on Saturday. Walk in and pay the fella behind reception £45 for an hour. I ask who is on today and he says up next is Alice. I had seen her a few weeks ago and reported on this thread that I thought she had been nursing a cold sore so I ask for a swap and he takes me downstairs and introduces me to Coco. Alice comes out to see why she is not being assigned and looks a bit pissed off but I head into the room with Coco. Tough business, sorry love.
Coco has a nice looking body, perky A cups I would later find out under one of those slutty Chinese fabric minidresses. Massage was pretty poor, not a patch on Alice and no reach unders at all until the end of the FDM. I turn over and because of the lack of sensual stuff so far I ask for HJ only. She is none too happy with this as I guess this place is almost exclusively a minimum of B2B. For the next 5 minutes she is upselling like crazy trying to get me to go for B2B saying £50 only. I relent and am glad I did. She strips off, nice body and I enjoy 20 minutes of DFK and free access. She tries to upsell to FS for 80 but I was not interested in stumping up more as I was pleased with what I was getting. Her English was about as good as my Chinese so negotiations were tiring me out somewhat as well. Will probably head back here on a more regular basis so happy to hear any reports from others on this place if anyone has any recent names/days they want to share.

Offline Solran

Visited Tara at Emily’s in Lewisham. Tara is well reviewed here (early 20’s, mixed race, amazing arse and b cup tits, size 10,F5’04 ish, Brazilian but lives most of her time in the US) but she is only back for today, Friday and 6th June. Paid £50 for an hour and once in the room Tara was on great form. Chatty which some may not like but plenty of oil and very sensual massage. After doing the back and legs she moved onto the sensual part after about 20 mins. She had me almost on all fours as she reached under and lots of cock and ball play. On the flip she continued with body to body. No mention of money at this stage but I was committed and certainly not going to get her to stop!!!! She is a very attractive girl and I was certainly in my element. Continued with b2b plenty of slides and pressing my cock between our bodies. Allowed me to lick her pussy and fingering. She was soaking wet and felt very tight.  I couldn’t hold on for much longer and she finished me by hand very close to her face! Quick clean up and she continued with the massage until time up. Paid £50 for B2b, so £100 all in. Definitely worth it.

Offline doublehappiness

A few weeks ago I was in the Swiss Cottage area and stopped by San Ling on Finchley Road/New College Parade. Cant remember the door fee, think it was £45. Was assigned Alice and went downstairs. Rooms downstairs kept pretty dark but was happy with Alice on initial inspection as she prepared the room and told me to get undressed. Late 20's early 30's. Maybe 5'2'' tight body wearing black tights and short skirt. Happy days I thought  to myself.

Massage was awesome, definitely knew what she was doing. I was aching from a long run a few days previous and it was almost like a professional physio session it was that good. Her English was pretty poor, she was asking me stuff for the first 10-15 minutes and I could only catch about 50 percent of what she was saying which quickly started to get on my tits.

Plenty of sensual stuff so all good so when she broached extras I was happy to pay £50 for b2b.   Asked her to keep the tights on initially as thats my thing which she was happy to oblige. Unfortunately once I had flipped over things went south as through the low light I am pretty sure she had what looked like a cold sore on her lip and as she goes in to kiss me and also put her lips down below I am pulling away.

At this point I should have turned the lights up and looked at her lip a bit more closely. For all I know it could have been a birth mark but stupidly I didn't do that and basically spend the next 15 minutes making sure she just gives me a hand job and foot job so I didn't get good value for money from this point on, but not for want of her trying.

Wondering if anyone else been here and seen this girl and can enlighten because even after I am getting dressed and turned the light up in the room the downstairs area was completely dark and I never saw her after passing her the tip. This was about a month ago, haven't got any cold sores myself in the intervening period but sometimes always good to be reminded of some of the hazards of this hobby, even if this may have been me seeing things!

Thanks for the review. Curious, is she shaven (or full bush)?

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They used to offer excellent legit massages, however, they have been taken over by apparently the same owners as Sala Thai in Hendon.The girls in there are pretty average looking in their late 40s/early 50s woman. Went there recently and the massage was excellent with no hints of extras, turned around and was offered HR for £40 and she would not budge. Refused as I'm not paying that much for someone a lot older than me and okay looking. I can't remember her name.

Unless they have any other girls, it is not worth going.

Offline daniorerio

She looks stunning! Hope the massage is good and I’d love to try out. I’m done punting FS. Waste of time and money these days.

Now done!
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Offline Botev Plovdiv

Welcome and thanks for contributing. Ive seen this ad a few times and thought about going over. As you say 15 quid is nothing (its what you used to pay to fuck charlotte the harlot apparantly) so I might try and pop in tomorrow and see how it goes. Will let you know if I make it over

I’ve cased Nirvana Finchley Central a few times and it seems very legit. There’s also invariably been a very legit looking customer (ie females) in there as as I’ve passed by. I called and asked about a 30 min massage and was told in an unfriendly unbothered tone that they only do one hour.
So I think this place is a waste of time despite their gumtree adverts bragging of all sorts of foreign masseuses and doing their very best to sound like the sort of parlour we are looking for. 

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I’ve cased Nirvana Finchley Central a few times and it seems very legit. There’s also invariably been a very legit looking customer (ie females) in there as as I’ve passed by. I called and asked about a 30 min massage and was told in an unfriendly unbothered tone that they only do one hour.
So I think this place is a waste of time despite their gumtree adverts bragging of all sorts of foreign masseuses and doing their very best to sound like the sort of parlour we are looking for.
Yeah I did worry that was the case. Still, £15 - worst you get is a cheap massage...

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Friendly and bubbly oriental girl on the till gave me a good vibe. Unfortunately the service provider (Carla) was a Rom student who made me feel like a nasty bloke taking advantage of girls needing money (which may be true of course but we don’t expect them to act that way).

She is actually quite attractive, but makes no effort. She wore what appeared to be a cardigan, trousers, loose top, no/minimal make-up, and when I asked how much the various services were she replied “it’s rude to ask, it’s polite to tell me how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what you can have”

She got £30 off me for a HJ and provided it whilst sitting on a chair looking around disinterested.

Positives were I’ve had worse massages and there was a shower. The other positive is she only works Wednesdays so she’s easy to avoid.

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Yep,that's the shop,Natural Wellness on Crown road,behind the station. If you want to find out which days she is working  just give them a call and they will let you know.

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Friendly and bubbly oriental girl on the till gave me a good vibe. Unfortunately the service provider (Carla) was a Rom student who made me feel like a nasty bloke taking advantage of girls needing money (which may be true of course but we don’t expect them to act that way).

She is actually quite attractive, but makes no effort. She wore what appeared to be a cardigan, trousers, loose top, no/minimal make-up, and when I asked how much the various services were she replied “it’s rude to ask, it’s polite to tell me how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what you can have”

She got £30 off me for a HJ and provided it whilst sitting on a chair looking around disinterested.

Positives were I’ve had worse massages and there was a shower. The other positive is she only works Wednesdays so she’s easy to avoid.

I generally find such sub-par offerings in shops these days to the point I don't bother.  I used to work around outer London a bit so always did recces on random joints but as I work in town now the offerings are paltry like this so I either just stick to regulars or don't bother.

As I enquired above, the receptionist is quite buzzy and huggy but I'm not sure I'd want to stump 70 for a session with a bird with no norks.

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Finally made it to the TCM  at Debden Parade.  Parking at rear, its reasonably descrete. Looks more shop than most massage places and a bloke has to be negotiated with.

Big rooms, with big comfortable tables.  Shower room\toilet are a shithole.

40for half hr or the 60 hr  option I took

Flower works Monday and is good looking, nice features and beautiful hair almost to her bum. With better teeth and slightly less tummy ( only apparent later) she might be a stunner.  Age at first I thought late 20s but up close you might add 10 years.

Excellent massage and as shes wearing the white coat and seems shy, usual worries, WS?  Of course she will..if the price is right. I'm loosing the knack and again agree 50 for naked b2b. 

She is willing but seemingly not experienced at slides etc, but you can be relieved to know she took my coaching well. She was constantly playing with my "bits" not really edging just light stimulation and it was intoxicating. Small breasts with huge responsive nipples and a nice shape overall. RO yes but digits no. Lots of her suggestively blowing led to her offering oral for an additional 20, declined.

Expensive but not disappointing.  There was another good looking girl there who left the door open as she applied lipstick. It worked,  I will return.

I've been several times as it's conveniently just off the M11 but the only staff I've seen in reception or booked with (I reviewed here) have been very old.  In both cases I did get naked or semi-naked HR for 20 as I refused more than that and they just stripped anyway.

Offline caledoniapunter

Thanks for the review. Curious, is she shaven (or full bush)?

Alice kept her tights on the whole time as per my initial request so I didn't get to see what her topiary was like down below. As I mentioned in the review the possibility of the cold sore put me off exploring further on that occasion after the flip. Coco on the other hand was completely clean shaven down below. When I saw Alice on Saturday in better light she still looked pretty hot and no sign of any cold sore on her lip but was happy to go with Coco for a change however her massage skills were not a patch on Alice IMHO.

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....... when I asked how much the various services were she replied “it’s rude to ask, it’s polite to tell me how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what you can have”

She got £30 off me for a HJ and provided it whilst sitting on a chair looking around disinterested.


What a terrible attitude. Asking how much I wanted to spend would have been a real passion killer for me.

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and when I asked how much the various services were she replied “it’s rude to ask, it’s polite to tell me how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what you can have”

That shit attitude would have really annoyed me and most likely killed enough passion for me to leave fully loaded. No fucking cash tip for her.  :dash: 

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Friendly and bubbly oriental girl on the till gave me a good vibe. Unfortunately the service provider (Carla) was a Rom student who made me feel like a nasty bloke taking advantage of girls needing money (which may be true of course but we don’t expect them to act that way).

She is actually quite attractive, but makes no effort. She wore what appeared to be a cardigan, trousers, loose top, no/minimal make-up, and when I asked how much the various services were she replied “it’s rude to ask, it’s polite to tell me how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what you can have”

She got £30 off me for a HJ and provided it whilst sitting on a chair looking around disinterested.

Positives were I’ve had worse massages and there was a shower. The other positive is she only works Wednesdays so she’s easy to avoid.

No one is forcing these stupid bitches to do this job.She is probably paying little to no tax and earning quick money.

So my heart bleeds for her  :sarcastic:

Seriously,i wouldn't have given her a penny of my money with that attitude.  :dash:

If you really needed a tug. £20 would have been more than enough.

Offline Botev Plovdiv

That shit attitude would have really annoyed me and most likely killed enough passion for me to leave fully loaded. No fucking cash tip for her.  :dash:

To be honest it did kind of kill the moment and I thought there was no way I was going to shoot my load. But miraculously I did so I got something out of it, albeit at £10 more than I would have hoped to pay. Sometimes you just know there is no point negotiating. I was just glad I hadn’t caved in to my dick’s desire for naked b2b at £50 or £60. Then I would have been seriously pissed off.

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No one is forcing these stupid bitches to do this job.She is probably paying little to no tax and earning quick money.

So my heart bleeds for her  :sarcastic:

Seriously,i wouldn't have given her a penny of my money with that attitude.  :dash:


I have only had something similar happen to me once. I was asked if I wanted extras after a poor massage where the girl just put some oil on me and half heartedly moved it around. When I asked what was on offer and how much I was told "If you've been here before you should know" Told her not to bother, got up, got dressed and got out.

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Nipped in here myself, the Chinese lady in question has long hair and fixes it in a way that makes her look younger.  I'd say she's late 20's, good C cup with marshmallow nipples and a nice shaped butt.  Big scar from her belly button down to her gates to heaven.  I like a hard massage and it was reasonably good, the extras conversation was quite painless although she let me name the price which meant I paid less than 60 quid. Was quite happy for me to eat those great tits and offered up some pussy too.

Her name seems to change from Sasia/Sadia to Tina, I guess it's be cause it's easier for her to say. English is ok, but not conversational.

I'd go back.   :thumbsup:

Hi - I’ve been to this place in Holborn a few times as mentioned on some of my earlier comments. This is incorrect as Sadia and Tina are two different girls. Tina is better looking to my mind but very vanilla service - she has a mild scar I think.

Sadia is more variable but pretty reliable service overall, both have bit limited English but improving.

I most recently saw Hannah here a couple of times - she works Wednesday I believe. She is quite cute, early 20s and very petite with good English. I had very good B2B service with her for the usual £40 at this place.

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Hi - I’ve been to this place in Holborn a few times as mentioned on some of my earlier comments. This is incorrect as Sadia and Tina are two different girls. Tina is better looking to my mind but very vanilla service - she has a mild scar I think.

Sadia is more variable but pretty reliable service overall, both have bit limited English but improving.

I most recently saw Hannah here a couple of times - she works Wednesday I believe. She is quite cute, early 20s and very petite with good English. I had very good B2B service with her for the usual £40 at this place.

Echo this, especially Tina's militantly vanilla service (though otherwise quite cute and not bad rack).

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Hi - I’ve been to this place in Holborn a few times as mentioned on some of my earlier comments. This is incorrect as Sadia and Tina are two different girls. Tina is better looking to my mind but very vanilla service - she has a mild scar I think.

Sadia is more variable but pretty reliable service overall, both have bit limited English but improving.

I most recently saw Hannah here a couple of times - she works Wednesday I believe. She is quite cute, early 20s and very petite with good English. I had very good B2B service with her for the usual £40 at this place.

I asked what's your name, her exact words were:-

Sadia, er oh no, it's Tina.

Her scar is a few grades above mild, it's pretty severe.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2019, 12:17:23 pm by loveahe »

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:hi:

Thanks for your review, as that's another one to avoid.
Although I disagree with your analogy of us taking advantage of anyone.
These people have a choice in this country, and I may add, they get paid very well for it.
I don't know the financial set up in the shops, but I would imagine all extras received, are theirs.
So if someone is good and professional, they can make between 250-400 a day without getting fucked, so's to speak.
If you don't like it, you can get a job in Starbucks and get really fucked, with long hours, small pay, and no benefits.

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Just had a one hour massage there with Cherry.

advertised £45 for the hour but when I got there she asked if I wanted soft, medium or firm and when I said firm she said £49 please! paid the £50 and waited to get my pound back!
 
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Clean little place with 2 rooms only.

Cherry (late 40s okish body but not my type) gave me a very good massage on the back for 30 mins. Kept asking if I was ok (honey!) No cc swipes or signs of extras but we are confident these days they would do anything for money.

Good massage on legs and hands (while the shaft was covered by towel) and 15 mins after she asked if I wanted any extras: Happy ending with oral. body to body and so on.
I said Happy ending only and she said £30 and we agreed on £20.
Not the nicest HR but maybe it was because I shagged someone last night and the partner late this morning so not much left in me!
Overall a good find and I will definitely go back as there were 2 other BEAUTIFUL Thai girls there waiting to serve you.