London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Hmmm, wondering if we met same yoyo at West Ken and Holborn...

Dunno sorry - havent been there for a while. Give me a day and I’ll pop in and check

[dross]

Had a wicked time last week at Organic Hammersmith...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220877.new#new

[sparkus]

By accident I found a new shop that has recently opened callled Refine Spa, Commercial Road E1. Popped in for a massage, chinese lady aged around 40 with a tattoo on her leg, who I found quite sexy. Within a 10 minutes or so she started touching me in the right places and then asked what I want, ended up paying £30 for a HE. Not one of the best places I've been too but not one of the worse either.

Had a look today, because I think so much of you all (or my cock).

Greeted by lady sat on sofa at the back, I say lady as certainly she wasn't a girl.  Was a bit perplexed as it looked, when I walked in, as if she was only wearing a t-shirt as I could see her thighs.  Turned out was skimpy shorts.  She then came over to reception and I saw her advanced years, I asked if she was available (she said yes) and then said I needed to go to the ATM and she seemed to accept this.  I didn't see how much services were but another shop of old maids isn't really what East London needs.

[stampjones]

then said I needed to go to the ATM and she seemed to accept this. 

Nice one - my favourite is “I just need to make a phone call” taking my phone out as I leave. But they must know it all translates to “no fucking way would i want that near my knob!!!”

[webpunter]

Nice one - my favourite is “I just need to make a phone call” taking my phone out as I leave. But they must know it all translates to “no fucking way would i want that near my knob!!!”

Escape sorted TFFT
After coming up with the phone-call excuse bollox, rapidly turning your attention to plans B, C & D
The munters must get used to seeing blokes rock up all excited in anticipation & then see their faces turn to one of disappointment & thinking WTF is that ? 

[sparkus]

Nice one - my favourite is “I just need to make a phone call” taking my phone out as I leave. But they must know it all translates to “no fucking way would i want that near my knob!!!”

One that makes it less awkward/hopeful is to take a leaflet with prices on/card and say you only came in for that as you're busy.  They just shrug.

[Hotandfun5]

See my post at 8:36 today - already open. With its new frosted windows it's a bit more discreet, but at the same time less obvious if it is open

Just read that mate

Popped head in also same as you decent guy saying open now shown prices
Didn’t see any girls sitting around

Will visit soon had few good times there before and not that bad in price

[stampjones]

Escape sorted TFFT
After coming up with the phone-call excuse bollox, rapidly turning your attention to plans B, C & D
The munters must get used to seeing blokes rock up all excited in anticipation & then see their faces turn to one of disappointment & thinking WTF is that ? 

Haha - yeah. TBH Im not sure why I do the taking phone out thing - Im sure its fooling no-one but it covers those awkward few steps as you’re walking out I guess.

[stampjones]

One that makes it less awkward/hopeful is to take a leaflet with prices on/card and say you only came in for that as you're busy.  They just shrug.

Only problem with that is you have to remember and bin it and my memory is shot to fuck so I often find one days later. Fortunately the missus hasnt found one yet!

[alanarmstrong12345]

Back from my recent ban mix up to report on, Thai Kosai Toynbee street.

60 minutes - 60£
Service: I should have turned around and run when I entered this place. The interior was WAY too nice for a FBSM shop and there was two civvy not allowed looking tarts who where walking out saying "thank you, see you soon". As I have not had access to my account I could not cross refernece Thai Kosai so decided to TOFTT. Mama-san asked me if I had been before and I thought this was standard mama-san code for HE, so I said "yes many times". Mama-san was middle-aged and not great looking but I had an itch I needed scratching so didn't really care (done much, much worse). Started with my kit off on table, mama-san entered and was not happy about this  told me to cover up with towel. Half decent massage and by the time I knew it we was done. Absolutely no chance of an extras here. 60£ down the train, total waste of time, meh. I wasn't going out without a fight so proceeded to the old faithful China Five Elements, negotiated a 15 minute neck massage for a poorly neck that I needed sorting (poor me) - £20. Nicole/Nicola entered. I have reviewed her before and she knows me (easily into double figures visiting her now) Straight away she lays me back pulls him out and gives me a good old polishing for 15 minutes. and extra 30£.. So all in all. Thai Kosai cost me 120£. Have I learnt my lesson, No. Will I ever, No. I suppose you have to take these chances from time to time. 

[tomato sauce and waffles]

I went to Harmony Massage & Acupuncture in Earl's Court. It's 1 minute from the tube station. The massage shop was clean and tidy. The room I was placed in had an en suite bathroom. I was given a fresh towel to dry myself with.

I paid for a 30 minute hard massage for £35. The masseuse that massaged me was called Lulu (mature Asian woman, looked 40-55 y/o, around 5'4", jet black hair, not too bad face). The massage itself felt good and relaxing. She covered the whole of my back body, neck to feet. Note: This is actually my first time going to a massage shop, so I can't give good analysis on the massage. Near the end of the session, she told me I can get a happy ending for £20. I told her I only had £5. She said no. I went and checked my bag for some extra change, I manged to pull together £11 and some loose change. She happily agreed. The handjob was okay. She switches between left, right and both hands a lot. I got her to massage my groin area, while I wanked myself off, and when I felt like I was about to cum, I got her to wank me until I came.

[alanarmstrong12345]

Hahaha I have the image of you rustling through a bag starkers like a mad man covered in oil trying to find your coppers. Great work 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

I went to Harmony Massage & Acupuncture in Earl's Court. It's 1 minute from the tube station. The massage shop was clean and tidy. The room I was placed in had an en suite bathroom. I was given a fresh towel to dry myself with.

I paid for a 30 minute hard massage for £35. The masseuse that massaged me was called Lulu (mature Asian woman, looked 40-55 y/o, around 5'4", jet black hair, not too bad face). The massage itself felt good and relaxing. She covered the whole of my back body, neck to feet. Note: This is actually my first time going to a massage shop, so I can't give good analysis on the massage. Near the end of the session, she told me I can get a happy ending for £20. I told her I only had £5. She said no. I went and checked my bag for some extra change, I manged to pull together £11 and some loose change. She happily agreed. The handjob was okay. She switches between left, right and both hands a lot. I got her to massage my groin area, while I wanked myself off, and when I felt like I was about to cum, I got her to wank me until I came.

[sparkus]

Only problem with that is you have to remember and bin it and my memory is shot to fuck so I often find one days later. Fortunately the missus hasnt found one yet!

Yes, a near miss ensured bin is always sighted. Terrible for the planet though.

[Jonestown]

Mai at Living Health FHS is one of these girls who only resorts to massage when she has run through her complete repertoire and there is still time left on the clock, yum yum, very nice, like a less sophisticated Emma ORBS. Mai works Wednesday & Friday. I saw YuYu on the way out, she is next on the list.

[adptcdn]

Another good experience with alice at qi highbury today. I Have mentioned the quality of it before so wont go on about it for fear of being accused of touting but very accommodating.  85 quid for just over the hour of b2b.  Very receptive to the approving noises and aims to please. Main update is for additional 20 she offered RO. Not something i am interested in but she seems to expand offering after first visit.

[sparkus]

Not paying 20 for RO. Either comes as standard or not at all.

[Chorley]

Anyone been to see Rina Thai in Grey's Inn Road/Holborn lately?  Cheers. 

[stampjones]

Anyone been to see Rina Thai in Grey's Inn Road/Holborn lately?  Cheers. 

There’ve been a couple of reviews recently. A search should bring them up. Really better luck with this in the indies thread (tho its mostly the same people)

[Chorley]

There’ve been a couple of reviews recently. A search should bring them up. Really better luck with this in the indies thread (tho its mostly the same people)

Cheers. 

[LLPunting]

Dunno sorry - havent been there for a while. Give me a day and I’ll pop in and check

She's been on duty and answering the phone the last couple of days (Tues/Weds) when I've been asking who else is available.  Got the impression shes on for 4-5 days a week.

[MajorPayne]

Not paying 20 for RO. Either comes as standard or not at all.

Too F*cking right! 

[LLPunting]

Called Skyline aka "Emily's" today and was told Clair (Russian - already reviewed) and Nikky (Polish - new) were available, I was asking after Hannah but apparently only available by appointment if she can fit you in around her other work.

Nikky is c.5'3", size 6 toned body, dark/burgundy hair, late 20s, small chest, pretty.  Speaks good English. Works M, W, F, Sun.

[sparkus]

Too F*cking right!

I'm actually feeling quite militant about this, it's a fucking liberty really. Where do we protest, the Chinese Embassy or something?

[jok32]

Called Skyline aka "Emily's" today and was told Clair (Russian - already reviewed) and Nikky (Polish - new) were available, I was asking after Hannah but apparently only available by appointment if she can fit you in around her other work.

Nikky is c.5'3", size 6 toned body, dark/burgundy hair, late 20s, small chest, pretty.  Speaks good English. Works M, W, F, Sun.

What services does she offer?

[stampjones]

I'm actually feeling quite militant about this, it's a fucking liberty really. Where do we protest, the Chinese Embassy or something?

you should definitely do that!

[Henrykallis]

Was wandering if anyones been to Thara Massage in Oakleigh Park and had any luck?

[stampjones]

Just saw a review on youo/yuyu at yunji who I reported on a couple of weeks ago - turns out she is a barebacker. Avoid
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221129.0

[sparkus]

Just saw a review on youo/yuyu at yunji who I reported on a couple of weeks ago - turns out she is a barebacker. Avoid
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221129.0

And a shrewd negotiator to boot.

"My PIN number? Oh, OK..."

[LLPunting]

And a shrewd negotiator to boot.

"My PIN number? Oh, OK..."

Not shrewd, she's a mind witch playing evil Sith mind tricks!

"THESE are the jubblies you've been searching for."

"Bareback me you will."

"Do fuck or do not, there is no try!"

[LLPunting]

I'm actually feeling quite militant about this, it's a fucking liberty really. Where do we protest, the Chinese Embassy or something?

The Cultural Attache will listen to your petition if you get 1000000 signatures on China.gov.cn.  You will need to permit tracking cookies on your device.

[stampjones]

Not shrewd, she's a mind witch playing evil Sith mind tricks!

"THESE are the jubblies you've been searching for."

"Bareback me you will."

"Do fuck or do not, there is no try!"

Hey I hope so cos that means I must be a Jedi master as I resisted her evil mind tricks.
Still got a trip to make to the clinic tho (for a safety check)

[LLPunting]

Hey I hope so cos that means I must be a Jedi master as I resisted her evil mind tricks.
Still got a trip to make to the clinic tho (for a safety check)

Get em to count your Midichlorians, I suspect you may be disappointed, mind tricks may not work on the lower animals either... 

Hope your infection count is equally low though. 

[sparkus]

The Cultural Attache will listen to your petition if you get 1000000 signatures on China.gov.cn.  You will need to permit tracking cookies on your device.

It sometimes feels like I've been wanked off by 1000000 Chinese women.

[stampjones]

Get em to count your Midichlorians, I suspect you may be disappointed, mind tricks may not work on the lower animals either... 

Hope your infection count is equally low though. 

Had to look that up! So made up shit? Yeah Im definitely a Jedi!!!

Cheers - not too worried but not a good situation to be in. As a wise man said to me, though, my review probably directed all the pollutants directly into her snatch so hopefully not too many people thought it was a good idea to go there

[stampjones]

Had to look that up! So made up shit? Yeah Im definitely a Jedi!!!

Cheers - not too worried but not a good situation to be in. As a wise man said to me, though, my review probably directed all the pollutants directly into her snatch so hopefully not too many people thought it was a good idea to go there

And on that score, probably not wise to go anywhere near that shop in the near future - probably barebacker central right now

[LLPunting]

And on that score, probably not wise to go anywhere near that shop in the near future - probably barebacker central right now

Now you are truly wise.

[Titti Tatti]

Have I learnt my lesson, No. Will I ever, No. I suppose you have to take these chances from time to time. 

The little man is very demanding and often leads you into poor choices. You have our sympathy and thanks for the negative review, which hopefully Will prevent someone else making the same mistake. 
We carry on hoping the next one is for the ages.

[jamesbb]

BB warning - Lulu, Forever Young, 201 North End Road, W14, works Wednesdays. Great, strong massage, easy negotiations - £40 for B2B, receptive to RO, fingers both holes etc - then offers BB pussy.
Yikes, ran a mile and only thankful that I never asked for OWO. For the record / aid avoidance - 40s, size 10/12, 5’ 6”, fringe, small tits, tattoo lower stomach.

All of 50 yards from well reported  BB yuyu at Yunji

W14 off my radar!

[stampjones]

BB warning - Lulu, Forever Young, 201 North End Road, W14, works Wednesdays. Great, strong massage, easy negotiations - £40 for B2B, receptive to RO, fingers both holes etc - then offers BB pussy.
Yikes, ran a mile and only thankful that I never asked for OWO. For the record / aid avoidance - 40s, size 10/12, 5’ 6”, fringe, small tits, tattoo lower stomach.

All of 50 yards from well reported  BB yuyu at Yunji

W14 off my radar!

Jeez - wtf is going on down that way?!!!
Thanks for the warning - would be useful to add it to the bb avoidance thread as well

[jamesbb]

Done!

[stampjones]

Done!

[sparkus]

Jeez - wtf is going on down that way?!!!
Thanks for the warning - would be useful to add it to the bb avoidance thread as well

Lucy at the TCM on Well Street in Hackney was reputed by several on here to not so much offer BB as attempt it (though she gruffly rejected me going inside her on my second visit). The infamous Kelly of Middlesex Street has offered it in various shops.

[abikeman]

ChiMed 216 Fulham Palace Road £30 for 30 min massage. Seemed there were 2 girls available (plus attractive early 30s receptionist). Got given the slightly large not particularly attractive late 20s Chinese girl. (should have insisted on having other one who was much more attractive and smaller/lighter - rookie error). Extras offered with about 10 mins to go. £20 HE/£40B2B. Opted for HE as didn't want her lying on me. She took all her kit off anyway and let me finger her and suck nips.
Pretty average experience and wouldn't return.

[Jonestown]

ChiMed 216 Fulham Palace Road £30 for 30 min massage. Seemed there were 2 girls available (plus attractive early 30s receptionist). Got given the slightly large not particularly attractive late 20s Chinese girl. (should have insisted on having other one who was much more attractive and smaller/lighter - rookie error). Extras offered with about 10 mins to go. £20 HE/£40B2B. Opted for HE as didn't want her lying on me. She took all her kit off anyway and let me finger her and suck nips.
Pretty average experience and wouldn't return.

Ive not been here for quite a while, but in past years it used to be be pretty good, they had days when the girls were “young” and days when they were “older” - you could phone up and ask which it was. Recently everytime ive been past its been an indian looking guy on reception, but good to know its still has a chinese theme.

[Jonestown]

I saw what must be a new place today, Reborn, in Red Lion St., Holborn. It used to be a very straight Thai beauty shop but now has gone full chinese by the look of it. Any information ?

[Deeeazy]

Was looking for a proper massage today and went to spa one in Bayswater ! All very legit and one of the best massages I’ve had. Was so relaxed that didn’t even get a semi!
£50 ph.

[stampjones]

Wandering home through soho tonight and got accosted by a pretty sexy chinese babe at the top of newport court. Turned out she worked at the green TCM there and was called Mary. Needed to get home so didnt stay but she looked pretty fit and seemed up for it. Full disclosure, I’d had more than a few beers

[LLPunting]

Wandering home through soho tonight and got accosted by a pretty sexy chinese babe at the top of newport court. Turned out she worked at the green TCM there and was called Mary. Needed to get home so didnt stay but she looked pretty fit and seemed up for it. Full disclosure, I’d had more than a few beers

Congrats on your millenium.   

[noseyboy]

Name: Carla
Age: mid 20s
Nationality: Romanian
Location: Green Remedies (thursdays only)
Looks: 7/10
Body: 7/10. (soft b cup tits, doesnt like nipples squeezed)     
GFE: no
Damage: £30 half hour ( £30/40/60  HE/Topless/Naked)

Very matter of fact, not particularly good massage and all a bit mechanical, caught sight of the other girl there but she wasnt mcot

plus points: Carla will explain exactly what she will do/allow before you part with any money, she also makes sure you get your full time and comes across as very honest which is a nice change, just wish she was a little less robotic

[stampjones]

Congrats on your millenium.   

Cheers mate - still a long way to go to match you