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Offline stampjones

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Couldn't see any reviews, so interested to know if this might be worth visiting.  I texted them and found out that they don't do full service but when asked to confirm extras was just told to speak directly with them.

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These kind of ads are usually so flaky the only real option you have is to turn up and see what’s on offer but be prepared to leave. Its do hit and miss and even if they do admit to services on the phone there’s usually a shit load of extras

Really should be in the indies thread tho

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Definitely a flat rather than a shop front, but set up with proper massage tables on the top two floors and in a street with lots of arty type units.

They have been here for several years now, pricing is fixed, not pay for massage and negotiate with girl for extras. £90ph for B2B, but they do get through some girls. Always Chinese.

Sally has been on reception for a long time and gives nothing away over the phone. 

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She gives great BJs and never charged me more than £40.

Likewise.  Please do let us (me) know if it does turn out to be the same Christina.

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Was hoping to avail myself of Lucia’s massive baps at Natural Healing on Baron St, Angel but seems she’s quit. Any sightings out there at other shops? Thanks!

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Having said that - in this case he was imo obviously a waste of space from the first post and certainly from the passive aggressive sarcastic replies
- his first 2 posts were questions
- the q here implied previous knowledge of the scene
- it was a q he could easily have answered with a bit of reading so basically he didnt want to waste his own time but was happy to waste ours

Basically I doubt he would ever have contributed so was laying himself open to whatever abuse people want to throw at him.

The other point worth making is that after a few posts he flounced off in a burst of righteous indignation. At the end of the day you get all sorts of people on here with as many different backgrounds as u can imagine. Some are aggressive. If you cant deal with that you arent going to be much use so again, if it hadnt been this thread it would have been somewhere else I think.

From a personal perspective, I dont mind if people read without contributing (though admin has recently clamped down on this) but what does piss me off is people who ask questions without contributing, especially if what they are asking is already available. So I tend to get more aggressive in those cases. Ither people will have different views which is fine too, but again that is the nature of this place.

My (extra) 2p fwiw

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These supposed men are behaving like indolent children constantly and repeatedly refusing to make the effort to progress or achieve.  Few parents would continue to molly-coddle them with any success, whether it's a smack in the International Foods aisle or a dressing down on a street-corner these types provoke and deserve ire because their toxicity affects the wellbeing of the parent.

Offline caledoniapunter

Yeah I’d say 8-10.

May have to give them a call.

She gives great BJs and never charged me more than £40.

On reflection a 12 is probably pushing it, I doubt she is an 8 tho. Packing too much heat under that T shirt and in the leggings. Might indeed be the same girl. If it is then I have made a major miscalculation if you managed to squeeze that level of service out of her at that price! Damn!

I am going to try the refreshed SL Baker St next week. I walked past the other day and Kelly was lounging on the sofa and I couldn't be arsed with her kind of crazy that day in case she was back on the tools. Was hoping to scope out what other talent they had maybe brought in but couldn't see anybody else.

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Was hoping to avail myself of Lucia’s massive baps at Natural Healing on Baron St, Angel but seems she’s quit. Any sightings out there at other shops? Thanks!

Hoping not true. Sometimes they say that when they're off work so you'll make a booking (though I doubt Lucia would be "in China" )

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Hoping not true. Sometimes they say that when they're off work so you'll make a booking (though I doubt Lucia would be "in China" )
Let’s hope - I just texted them again to ask where she’s gone and got, “She is not work anymore” back from mamasan  :unknown:

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Having said that - in this case he was imo obviously a waste of space from the first post and certainly from the passive aggressive sarcastic replies
- his first 2 posts were questions
- the q here implied previous knowledge of the scene
- it was a q he could easily have answered with a bit of reading so basically he didnt want to waste his own time but was happy to waste ours

Basically I doubt he would ever have contributed so was laying himself open to whatever abuse people want to throw at him.

The other point worth making is that after a few posts he flounced off in a burst of righteous indignation. At the end of the day you get all sorts of people on here with as many different backgrounds as u can imagine. Some are aggressive. If you cant deal with that you arent going to be much use so again, if it hadnt been this thread it would have been somewhere else I think.

From a personal perspective, I dont mind if people read without contributing (though admin has recently clamped down on this) but what does piss me off is people who ask questions without contributing, especially if what they are asking is already available. So I tend to get more aggressive in those cases. Ither people will have different views which is fine too, but again that is the nature of this place.

My (extra) 2p fwiw

All fair, and persuasive.  His mode of reaction sure didn't help.

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Meanwhile:

Green Leaves, Falcon Road, Clapham Junction (External Link/Members Only)
30 for 30. Bit grubby inside. The day’s girls sit at two facing desks; they’re the ones who text, too. I requested advance descriptions (age, size) but they refused to provide anything beyond nationality. Dick move. On arrival there was a sulky, hair-tied-up 20-something EE of middling looks and size-10ish build, plus a prettier, long, straggly-haired and very-slim Chinese in, I’d guess, her mid-30s. Red-and-black dress, dark tights. This turned out to be Lucy – yep, another Lucy.
 
Very sensual, her massage gradually zeroed in on the key, towel-less terrain. With me still FD, Lucy daintily ran a finger along my nutsack and whispered coquettishly “you want me massage here?” I was only medium aroused, but I did fancy her and really wanted those clothes off. In the end I negotiated £30 for completely-naked, not-quite-HR; I wanted to edge rather than cum. Sometimes I do. Let loose from a leopard-skin bra, Lucy’s tits were cutely small with very reactive nipples, but her bum is a bit saggy and there’s a slight belly in growth. No touching was permitted below her medium-hairy bush, nor any kissing of nipples or kissing period. Her edging skills were good but, on balance, it didn’t merit £30.

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Not to mention:

Shangri-La, Wilton Road, Victoria (External Link/Members Only)
30 for 30. Nice place, semi-luxe inside. But the massage from Jenny was rubbish. It was rubbish on a therapeutic level as every time I requested ‘softer’, Jenny obeyed for about 30 secs, then relented to very hard massaging. I gave up eventually. And it was rubbish on a raunch level because there were precisely zero CC swipes, zero prolonged inner-thigh touches and perhaps five bum touches before the flip, when she promptly said “you want” and did a furious tugging gesture. I was about as turned-on as if I’d watched Schindler’s List, so declined. And so Jenny resumed the (mostly-strong) massage. Bah. She is in her 40s, size 10, podgy stomach, good-sized top balcony, 6/10 facially IMO. Not smiley or friendly. Dressed in a low-cut t shirt and tight jeans. I didn’t see any other staff except a younger Caribbean-look woman outside. She was smoking but, alas, not smoking hot.

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Nice reviews. Sounds like Jenny who used to work at Golden Herbs, who saw herself as a proper doctor and took cajoling to get the orbs out of her white coat. Her former colleague reported her as last heard of working in central London.
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Doh  :dash:    Yes it is.

Will swing  by soon to see what's what, just for you.

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Just searched for the mobile number.
Wouldn't recommend calling shops regarding extras, you get hung up on or told porkies

Someone told me gumtree would ring the numbers up and if they were told sexual services were offered they would delete the advert

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Someone told me gumtree would ring the numbers up and if they were told sexual services were offered they would delete the advert

A) that's a lot of work, too much really
B) are they hiring?

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Meanwhile:

Green Leaves, Falcon Road, Clapham Junction (External Link/Members Only)
30 for 30. Bit grubby inside. The day’s girls sit at two facing desks; they’re the ones who text, too. I requested advance descriptions (age, size) but they refused to provide anything beyond nationality. Dick move. On arrival there was a sulky, hair-tied-up 20-something EE of middling looks and size-10ish build, plus a prettier, long, straggly-haired and very-slim Chinese in, I’d guess, her mid-30s. Red-and-black dress, dark tights. This turned out to be Lucy – yep, another Lucy.
 
Very sensual, her massage gradually zeroed in on the key, towel-less terrain. With me still FD, Lucy daintily ran a finger along my nutsack and whispered coquettishly “you want me massage here?” I was only medium aroused, but I did fancy her and really wanted those clothes off. In the end I negotiated £30 for completely-naked, not-quite-HR; I wanted to edge rather than cum. Sometimes I do. Let loose from a leopard-skin bra, Lucy’s tits were cutely small with very reactive nipples, but her bum is a bit saggy and there’s a slight belly in growth. No touching was permitted below her medium-hairy bush, nor any kissing of nipples or kissing period. Her edging skills were good but, on balance, it didn’t merit £30.


I can't remember her name but it sounds like the masseuse I had. She asked for £60 for full bude on my visit. It was not worth it.

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Still looking a masseuse that can finish me slowly between her tits instead of HE, could that be a good option?  :rolleyes:
try coco/lily in kew bridge External Link/Members Only

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Here a bit of history. The last time I came to SLBS was about two years ago and I was serviced by a horse faced lady with enhanced tits. The service was sub par and all i can remember was the constant negotiation of rates and the services provided. What a massive turn off.

Fast forward, I visited the same place yesterday afternoon and there was no one at the reception. I bravely stepped into the brightly lit reception area and made my way to the unmanned desk.

I can hear someone slowly walking towards me. Hmmm... looks familiar, 40-50 years old, long horse face, long hair and wearing a pink dress. I was a bit stunned to say the least as I was not expecting a familiar face at all. Handed over 50 quid for a one hour massage, even though I should have insisted for another masseuse, shortened to 30 mins or just walked.

Whatever, maybe she was not the same masseuse I saw last time.

I was then led downstairs, where there were at least 4-5 massage rooms. Mine had an ensuite shower which is a massively upgrade to when I visited last time.

I was given time to disrobe and then laid face down on the massage table, which had a pillow but no face hole. Good start.... 

The horse faced lady knocks on the door and cheerfully walks in striking up a friendly conversation. I asked for her name and she replied: "Jenny". Arghh... that name indeed rings a bell, I am pretty sure it is her who I did see before.

I enquired about who else was working and she pretended to not understand, before saying her colleague was serving another customer. I asked her what her name was and she answered that her colleague only started today and did not know her name. Oh boy.... extremely territorial and not what I would call friendly or cooperative, not to her colleagues nor her customers.

The therapeutical massage was at times just random rubbing of my shoulder plates. She really needs to get her act together and improve that part. For the sensual part of the massage she scores better. CC-swipes, reach under and gentle touches were fairly well delivered.

Inevitably we get to the point of extras. I told her firmly I pay 20 for HE and 40 for B2b and this is how much I have been paying here and elsewhere. I can walk away without extras, 50 quid down the drain is fine by me. She insisted that HE was 40 and B2B was 60. I ignored her and told her to carry on with the massage.

She then offered FS for 100 and again B2B for 60, whilst HE was not even mentioned anymore. I hate this constant haggling, I told her I saw her before but she insisted she has been only there for 1 month. Why lie? It makes no sense. She is way, way, way too greedy. I am more than happy to tip extra, if the service is good. At the end we agreed on 60 for FS and B2B, but let me tell you she went from her 100 pounds down by 10 pound increments (yes, I know I know, I paid more than last time...  but last time I paid 40 and got just a topless HE from her).

She starts with the B2B and mid way through insists I pay now. I told her that she should not worry and I would pay her. A few minutes after she demanded payment immediately. What a mood killer. At thist point I am super annoyed and I got up took my wallet out and gave her her 60 quid. She pretends to not understand why I was not pleased with that. Never before did I have to pay mid punt. I was seriously no longer in the mood and wanted this to be over with ASAP. Put the dom on and finished in mish. Took a quick shower and was happy to leave the place.

My advice: Avoid Jenny. Talks way too much and is way too greedy. Don't let her ambush you at the reception, but insist on waiting for someone else. Service no good, looks too artificial after all that plastic surgery done, and demands upfront payment.   :diablo: :diablo: :diablo:

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Hehehe, you'd think after upgrading the premises, the matrins would be upgraded next. Such a pity, the shop looks way better than before, but that diesn't make a horse into a babe. A bunch of greedy horses! Especially when there is so much competition in tha area.

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Here a bit of history. The last time I came to SLBS was about two years ago and I was serviced by a horse faced lady with enhanced tits. The service was sub par and all i can remember was the constant negotiation of rates and the services provided. What a massive turn off.

Fast forward, I visited the same place yesterday afternoon and there was no one at the reception. I bravely stepped into the brightly lit reception area and made my way to the unmanned desk.

I can hear someone slowly walking towards me. Hmmm... looks familiar, 40-50 years old, long horse face, long hair and wearing a pink dress. I was a bit stunned to say the least as I was not expecting a familiar face at all. Handed over 50 quid for a one hour massage, even though I should have insisted for another masseuse, shortened to 30 mins or just walked.

Whatever, maybe she was not the same masseuse I saw last time.

I was then led downstairs, where there were at least 4-5 massage rooms. Mine had an ensuite shower which is a massively upgrade to when I visited last time.

I was given time to disrobe and then laid face down on the massage table, which had a pillow but no face hole. Good start.... 

The horse faced lady knocks on the door and cheerfully walks in striking up a friendly conversation. I asked for her name and she replied: "Jenny". Arghh... that name indeed rings a bell, I am pretty sure it is her who I did see before.

I enquired about who else was working and she pretended to not understand, before saying her colleague was serving another customer. I asked her what her name was and she answered that her colleague only started today and did not know her name. Oh boy.... extremely territorial and not what I would call friendly or cooperative, not to her colleagues nor her customers.

The therapeutical massage was at times just random rubbing of my shoulder plates. She really needs to get her act together and improve that part. For the sensual part of the massage she scores better. CC-swipes, reach under and gentle touches were fairly well delivered.

Inevitably we get to the point of extras. I told her firmly I pay 20 for HE and 40 for B2b and this is how much I have been paying here and elsewhere. I can walk away without extras, 50 quid down the drain is fine by me. She insisted that HE was 40 and B2B was 60. I ignored her and told her to carry on with the massage.

She then offered FS for 100 and again B2B for 60, whilst HE was not even mentioned anymore. I hate this constant haggling, I told her I saw her before but she insisted she has been only there for 1 month. Why lie? It makes no sense. She is way, way, way too greedy. I am more than happy to tip extra, if the service is good. At the end we agreed on 60 for FS and B2B, but let me tell you she went from her 100 pounds down by 10 pound increments (yes, I know I know, I paid more than last time...  but last time I paid 40 and got just a topless HE from her).

She starts with the B2B and mid way through insists I pay now. I told her that she should not worry and I would pay her. A few minutes after she demanded payment immediately. What a mood killer. At thist point I am super annoyed and I got up took my wallet out and gave her her 60 quid. She pretends to not understand why I was not pleased with that. Never before did I have to pay mid punt. I was seriously no longer in the mood and wanted this to be over with ASAP. Put the dom on and finished in mish. Took a quick shower and was happy to leave the place.

My advice: Avoid Jenny. Talks way too much and is way too greedy. Don't let her ambush you at the reception, but insist on waiting for someone else. Service no good, looks too artificial after all that plastic surgery done, and demands upfront payment.   :diablo: :diablo: :diablo:
This sort of bollocks is why I've gone of the FBSM scene and returned to FS punts. Far too many greedy, jaded girls offering poor service and VFM.  :thumbsdown:

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By accident I found a new shop that has recently opened callled Refine Spa, Commercial Road E1. Popped in for a massage, chinese lady aged around 40 with a tattoo on her leg, who I found quite sexy. Within a 10 minutes or so she started touching me in the right places and then asked what I want, ended up paying £30 for a HE. Not one of the best places I've been too but not one of the worse either.

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This sort of bollocks is why I've gone of the FBSM scene and returned to FS punts. Far too many greedy, jaded girls offering poor service and VFM.  :thumbsdown:

I concur it is now becoming a case of trial and error, or via recommendations.

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I concur it is now becoming a case of trial and error, or via recommendations.
Even with recommendations the service can vary wildly.  :thumbsdown:

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By accident I found a new shop that has recently opened callled Refine Spa, Commercial Road E1. Popped in for a massage, chinese lady aged around 40 with a tattoo on her leg, who I found quite sexy. Within a 10 minutes or so she started touching me in the right places and then asked what I want, ended up paying £30 for a HE. Not one of the best places I've been too but not one of the worse either.

How was her body?
Other services offered?
Shower in the room?

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How was her body?
Other services offered?
Shower in the room?

Her body was not bad for her age, I found her sexy.

She offered B2B and mentioned that FS was not available.

Yes there was a shower in the room.
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Yoyo yunji, charevelle st, west ken
Weird
Not sure if I was writing a review whether this should be green, red or grey
Was somewhere Id never been before.

On entry looked like a standard medicine shop. Woman in white coat and lots of herbs. Was about to leave but asked to see girls and was accepted. Yoyo looked hot.

Weird set up - went downstairs. Was an area with both girls leading into rooms. Looked like nothing would be available as other girl stayed in that area.  Went into room. Yoyo looked very shy. I undressed and she literally shied away.

Massage started FD and was very jabby. Not relaxing at all.  Was thinking this is gonna be shit. Then suddenly one cc swipe. Was that intended? Who knows back to jabby proddy shit. Turn over and whisper - want b2b? 40. Said yes.

She took her kit off but left keks on. She climbed on. My hands started exploring. No problem. I sucked her tits. Long nips that got hard. She started to react and I moved her knickers aside and played with her pussy. At that point she went mental. Climbed off and removed knickers and climbed back on rubbing her pussy on my dick. Suddenly she was moaning rubbing her pussy on my shaft. She was going mental and I really hadnt done much.  Suddlenly she was running her pussy along my cock and Im thinking is she trying to bb me?

I dont think so as she never had me at the enteance but I was shitting it in one sense and before I knew it shooting my load everywhere. I wiped up and washed in the sink. She motioned back to the table and I layed back down and she was on me again, pussy to cock. I really thought she was trying to fuck me. Got off and got dressd and 2 more times she grabbed me and did some serious grinding

So wtf? Did she realky try to bb me? I dont think so tho I was shitting myself. She was totally out of control and Im sure she’d have let me fuck her if Id asked. Jopefully with condom. I never get it up twice in an hour yet I came twice in 30 minutes!

So yoyo - mid 30s, small tits with long responsive nips. I asked which days but didnt get any cohesive answer. So recommend or not? I genuinely dont know.She is either brilliant or scary!

Yoyo works Thursdays, I've called and made a booking with her this week, will report back.

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Yoyo sounds very much like the Tuesday girl I saw a couple of times in New Malden. I think I may head to West Ken on Thursday and check her out  :cool:

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By accident I found a new shop that has recently opened callled Refine Spa, Commercial Road E1. Popped in for a massage, chinese lady aged around 40 with a tattoo on her leg, who I found quite sexy. Within a 10 minutes or so she started touching me in the right places and then asked what I want, ended up paying £30 for a HE. Not one of the best places I've been too but not one of the worse either.
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Refine isn't new. I first went there about 7/8 years ago. However it went down a few years back. The girls got really greedy. £40 for a sub standard hr and £80 for a half hearted B2B. I hope its improved

Yes - each room has a shower. However the largwr downstairs room is my recomendation...

Offline James42London

Anyone had any luck with Lacri (not sure of spelling) at Natural Ways Baker Street? Very good massage, although no luck/interest in negotiating for extras. Relatively nice looking Romanian--wouldn't mind trying again, since you get a good massage out of it anyway.

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It seems like FS is now off the menu at ORBS. Haven't been for awhile but this was sad news. Anyone else experience the same or was it just me who smelt funny today>  :(

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Strayed into Bromley today and remembered to have a look in at Bamboo on East St.

Front of house is non-descript, dim and low-key behind the glass shop-front with signature colour scheme of TCM massage adverts.

An attractive, slim Chinese receptionist (early/mid 30s) in a clingy unfashionable dress came out to speak to me in poor English.  She doesn't massage but said she had Chinese ladies working.  She then offered for me to meet the ladies and introduced me to a dark haired EE girl !  Alma, 5'6"ish, sz 10-12, soft body, mid 20s, GND face, dark stains between white teeth, natural set of B/Cs, dressed unexcitingly in leggings and round-necked, stretch top.

Her first day apparently.  A Romanian by way of Italy.  English quite good, pleasant, friendly personality.  She admitted to being untrained in massage and made an unskilled but intent effort to use pressure and manipulation when rubbing my muscles, not good but with practice she might be quite able.  No sensuality, no cc swipes, no reach-unders, less than a handful of "accidental" touches to balls and todger that were draped under a folded towel throughout.  She did offer extras about 40 mins in but wanted 60 for HE and 80 for "Naked", I was so stunned I just refused and didn't ask for clarification that she might fuck for that much.   :dash:   :thumbsdown:

Caught sight of other girl as I exited, a blonde, 5'8"ish, sz 12+ Caucasian.  Neither her boobs or butt caught my eye so can't comment.  I'd heard her through the thin walls chatting to her client in what sounded like very good, clear English in a friendly voice.  Didn't see her face either.

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It seems like FS is now off the menu at ORBS. Haven't been for awhile but this was sad news. Anyone else experience the same or was it just me who smelt funny today>  :(

Who did you see?

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Following a lead on another board I now see the Relax Studio at 1 Gunthorpe Street E1 has reopened...

So I took a wander by and it looks different from the outside - now having fully frosted windows - so thought I'd put my head behind the door and check it out....with no intention of staying.

From what I saw it hasn't changed inside...although I got no further than reception....where there was what looked an Eastern European man sitting there. In fairness he was polite and not pushy.

There was also a Chinese lady - fairly attractive - late 30s at a guess with decent enough English....she did most the talking, which she was happy enough to do even though I'd made it clear I wasn't staying. I did however ask prices -  £30/£50 was quoted....which is the top end I'd suggest. I didn't ask about other prices as that I assumed would be discussed in the room.


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Living Health FHS - just a tip, avoid being shown to the small room behind reception if you are an RO fan, its just too short, the massage table only just fits in, no room to get comfy down one end, i had to resort to 69 position.

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Living Health FHS - just a tip, avoid being shown to the small room behind reception if you are an RO fan, its just too short, the massage table only just fits in, no room to get comfy down one end, i had to resort to 69 position.

It was snug but Lulu and me managed  :D

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Living Health FHS - just a tip, avoid being shown to the small room behind reception if you are an RO fan, its just too short, the massage table only just fits in, no room to get comfy down one end, i had to resort to 69 position.

Lie 2/3's down table and get her to straddle your face in RCG.  You can adjust height and angle of attack no problem, just be wary when you make her lose it she may collapse and suffocate you with her spasming puss.  There are less dignified ways to go.   :lol:

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Booked an hour at this place, formally Natural Ways, & was allocated Eva for 15.00. Got delayed en route so I phoned to say that I may be 10 minutes late. The receptionist/manager told me that in that case it would have to be a 45 minute session as Eva had another booking at 16.00 which immediately led me to believe they take back-to-back bookings with zero time for the girl’s break. I made my feelings clear to her but didn’t argue.

As it happened I was only 5 minutes late & was told to go downstairs to room 3 where I used the en suite shower. Ava appeared soon after, & first impression was that she was quite plain, dressed in the regulation unflattering tunic, though my opinion changed by the time she stripped off.
 
No questions regarding what massage I wanted so went with the flow. Ava was happy to chat when required but not overbearing as some have experienced with her. She also told me she works two days here & others at the spa in the Victoria Hilton. She’s from Hong Kong but been here since her teens so is quite Westernised & speaks impeccable English.
Massage while face down was a reasonable Swedish style but with virtually no sensuality so it was left to me to raise the subject of extras by which time it was up to the 20 minute mark. The usual choice available, so went for B2B for £60. Made a poor attempt to negotiate but she stood her ground.

Five minutes later after turn over Ava was oiled up & climbed aboard, naked except for a thong & keeping her pussy at arm’s length so no action there. I was impressed with her body. Size 10 with a 34B rack, natural I think). Some nice body slides, & she at last got round to some cock & ball play. Had to slow her down at one point & got her to give my nipples some attention which I always enjoy. Speaking of nipples, she’s got a magnificent air of organ stops with which I had a play, but no nuzzling allowed… said she’d had a bad experience (biting) in the past. Brought me off nicely bringing proceedings to a close, saying I could relax, leaving me to clean myself up, saying she needed a shower before her next booking at 16.00. (I noticed it was now 15.50). She came out of the shower while I was dressing, I settled the bill, she thanked me & was out of the door for her 16.00.
 
So despite what had gone before I’d still been short changed to the tune of 20 minutes. My only consolation was that I’d queried the asking price upstairs (£50) saying the ad says £45 so she agreed to give me a £5 discount. When I later checked I found that I was mistaken....the advertised price is £50 pounds so turns out that I’d only paid for £45 minutes. 

Pros
Good looking girl
Organic oil used
Smart premises

Cons
Back-to-back bookings resulting in short changing on time
Limited access allowed by Ava despite £60 donation for B2B



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So despite what had gone before I’d still been short changed to the tune of 20 minutes. My only consolation was that I’d queried the asking price upstairs (£50) saying the ad says £45 so she agreed to give me a £5 discount. When I later checked I found that I was mistaken....the advertised price is £50 pounds so turns out that I’d only paid for £45 minutes. 

Pros
Good looking girl
Organic oil used
Smart premises

Cons
Back-to-back bookings resulting in short changing on time
Limited access allowed by Ava despite £60 donation for B2B

Thanks for the review,  :drinks:

Why didn't you post it as one?  :unknown:

You're only missing a little more physical description.

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Offline stampjones

Thanks 44ster - any idea which two days she works?

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Avoid Shepherds bush area. Police checks led to 5 arrests...

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Avoid Shepherds bush area. Police checks led to 5 arrests...

Think we're gonna need a bit more detail.

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Avoid Shepherds bush area. Police checks led to 5 arrests...

Nothing in the online news about it, the police usually like to invite reporters and photographers along to get the maximum publicity, or maybe they are getting weary of accusations of ethnic harassment now.

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Thanks 44ster - any idea which two days she works?

Sorry, didn't ask, but I saw her on Wednesday. If you ring the shop they'll tell you.

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Id say 5,3 or so. Slightly pudgy but definitely not fat. No marks etc. I tried to get what days from her but all I could get was “4”. Make of that what you will. I’d steer clear though mate. If my clumsly finger play can get her that turned on, I wouldnt like to think what your dedicated tongue action might start!!!
Hmmm, wondering if we met same yoyo at West Ken and Holborn...

Offline Hotandfun5

Looks like gunthrope Street is about to Re open it massage parlour

Paid a couple visits that left review on this last year

Like the place it’s out the way and not sure it’s busy so can get a good deal

Will let no when I see lights on and door open

Offline MajorPayne

This sort of bollocks is why I've gone of the FBSM scene and returned to FS punts. Far too many greedy, jaded girls offering poor service and VFM.  :thumbsdown:
That is true - One girl in Northampton wanted to charge more for FBSM than FS.


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Looks like gunthrope Street is about to Re open it massage parlour

Paid a couple visits that left review on this last year

Like the place it’s out the way and not sure it’s busy so can get a good deal

Will let no when I see lights on and door open

See my post at 8:36 today - already open. With its new frosted windows it's a bit more discreet, but at the same time less obvious if it is open