London massage shop mini reviews

[RAJEC]

Cunt.

Love it 

[stampjones]

Cunt.

Mate, I thought I gave a balanced and well thought out response, but really you demonstrated I only needed one word 

[sparkus]

Cunt.

Guilty as charged, I pay by the hour for them sometimes 

[pokhim3]

This is around 6 months ago but I have hardly posted anything so need to sort it out

Thai massage, Leytonstone. River Kwai. Been reviewed before.

Paid the standard 25/30 to get into the room.

Was massaged by a 'maya'. Petite 5 foot 3, very pretty with perky body. Shit massage and after 5 minutes I asked what extras she provides. Only got a happy ending from her for £20 which was 'rushed' as she kept giggling. Would have loved to have a FS Babur she wasn't bulging.

Stunning girl but not much service provided. Feel like going this week to see the new 'talent'. Anyone been recently?

I used to go on the regs here. Best massage was from Gina or Gino.. she gave ok HJ too but she doesn’t work there anymore I think. I normally see niki..  very good massage and a HE for finishers.

[NoHo]

Has anyone visited Katie recently? External Link/Members Only

I've seen her in the last month  She moved to a much nicer flat in Chiswick and lost a lot of kgs,s  Good gym fit body. Difficult to get an appointment as doesn't work that much.

[ian_uk1]

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You can't make this up.

"Hi everyone. This is my first post on the forum after about 12 months of lurking and learning!"

haha. What an amazing coincidence. But that's obviously not him is it.... 


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Bless. No. Not me. But so pleased you took time out of your busy schedule to google my name. I feel honoured.

[Callisto]

Bless. No. Not me. But so pleased you took time out of your busy schedule to google my name. I feel honoured.

This one-tone sarcasm and infantile retorting is not the way to go here, Ian. 

I do appreciate that you got a rough - unnecessarily rough, I'd say - welcome, but the underlying point made by others is still correct.  Namely, if you want advice or help on UKP, you do first need to earn it by offering up experience and reviews.  It's a you-scratch-our-back... mentality, ostensibly.  Fight it, if you like, but that's really not the route towards getting the help you're after.  Worse still, keep these sarky posts up, and the likelihood is admin will soon ban you for trolling. 

Ultimately, we love new sources of knowledge, and you'll be extremely welcome with the right attitude.  Show that, and we'll be very glad you're here.  I certainly will be.

[alanarmstrong12345]

Bless. No. Not me. But so pleased you took time out of your busy schedule to google my name. I feel honoured.

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[sparkus]

This one-tone sarcasm and infantile retorting is not the way to go here, Ian. 

I do appreciate that you got a rough - unnecessarily rough, I'd say - welcome, but the underlying point made by others is still correct.  Namely, if you want advice or help on UKP, you do first need to earn it by offering up experience and reviews.  It's a you-scratch-our-back... mentality, ostensibly.  Fight it, if you like, but that's really not the route towards getting the help you're after.  Worse still, keep these sarky posts up, and the likelihood is admin will soon ban you for trolling. 

Ultimately, we love new sources of knowledge, and you'll be extremely welcome with the right attitude.  Show that, and we'll be very glad you're here.  I certainly will be.

If you want to smile, you gotta make others smile too.

[LLPunting]

This one-tone sarcasm and infantile retorting is not the way to go here, Ian. 

I do appreciate that you got a rough - unnecessarily rough, I'd say - welcome, but the underlying point made by others is still correct.  Namely, if you want advice or help on UKP, you do first need to earn it by offering up experience and reviews.  It's a you-scratch-our-back... mentality, ostensibly.  Fight it, if you like, but that's really not the route towards getting the help you're after.  Worse still, keep these sarky posts up, and the likelihood is admin will soon ban you for trolling. 

Ultimately, we love new sources of knowledge, and you'll be extremely welcome with the right attitude.  Show that, and we'll be very glad you're here.  I certainly will be.

You're a gent Callisto (and I wasn't) but he has been registered for 3 years...  his lack of contribution notwithstanding he should be fully conversant with the atmosphere and expectations here.

[Fuzzyduck]

Bless. No. Not me. But so pleased you took time out of your busy schedule to google my name. I feel honoured.

I'm so pleased. The Audi owner sounds like a total wanker, whereas I'm only on the fence about you. I look forward to your next response to see which way I should go.

[Callisto]

Hmm - so Zhangri-La has been renting a room at Natural Ways for a while (see: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=200352.msg2107632#msg2107632), and Fiona has been hawking a student called Nana.  So I suspect they've taken over the whole shop as a separate enterprise, and Fiona's behind it.  Could be wrong, of course...

Some clarification on another site:

Natural Ways (Holborn) has indeed been rebranded as Health First Spa.  I'm not sure if the owners have changed, but one would imagine so given the name-change.
The owner isn't Fiona of Zhangri-La fame, but she does still rent a room, as before.  She said "I must make it clear: I am only renting at the moment. The reason: not all the girls working in Health First Spa can meet my standards. The girls working for Zhangri-la must be: Asian; trained by Zhangri-la; skilful in Massage; Young(under 29 years old); Standard rate; fluent in English; Work with passion."  So there you have it.

The current rota includes Nana, as discussed, and, newly, Ava, "a British born Chinese. She is a young chatty girl with long black hair, great figure and new in massage but she needs at least one year practicing for getting into FBSM."

Over and out.

[Callisto]

Hi chaps,
Was passing by Organic Hammersmith and the shop was closed. Hope it's not closed DOWN??!! Nothing written on the iron curtain...

Lost amid the possible return of Lucy, and the arrival of a problematic newbie, was this worrying contention.  Can anyone verify / tell me everything's okay?  Am I doomed never to see Feifei?

[LLPunting]

Some clarification on another site:

Natural Ways has indeed been rebranded as Health First Spa.  I'm not sure if the owners have changed, but one would imagine so given the name-change.
The owner isn't Fiona of Zhangri-La fame, but she does still rent a room, as before.  She said "I must make it clear: I am only renting at the moment.
The reason: not all the girls working in Health First Spa can meet my standards. The girls working for Zhangri-la must be: Asian; trained by Zhangri-la; skilful in Massage; Young(under 29 years old); Standard rate; fluent in English; Work with passion."  So there you have it.

The current rota includes Nana, as discussed, and, newly, Ava, "a British born Chinese. She is a young chatty girl with long black hair, great figure and new in massage but she needs at least one year practicing for getting into FBSM."

Over and out.

Very promising news.   Thanks Callisto
Best of luck to Fiona and her new and hopefully expanding team.  I will be trying their service.

[sparkus]

Very promising news.   Thanks Callisto
Best of luck to Fiona and her new and hopefully expanding team.  I will be trying their service.

Me too, I work next door 

[tomcat69]

I've seen her in the last month  She moved to a much nicer flat in Chiswick and lost a lot of kgs,s  Good gym fit body. Difficult to get an appointment as doesn't work that much.

what was she charging for extras?

[ian_uk1]

This one-tone sarcasm and infantile retorting is not the way to go here, Ian. 

I do appreciate that you got a rough - unnecessarily rough, I'd say - welcome, but the underlying point made by others is still correct.  Namely, if you want advice or help on UKP, you do first need to earn it by offering up experience and reviews.  It's a you-scratch-our-back... mentality, ostensibly.  Fight it, if you like, but that's really not the route towards getting the help you're after.  Worse still, keep these sarky posts up, and the likelihood is admin will soon ban you for trolling. 

Ultimately, we love new sources of knowledge, and you'll be extremely welcome with the right attitude.  Show that, and we'll be very glad you're here.  I certainly will be.

I’m new. I’ve been a member for a while but not had anything that I feel warrants contribution. If I had, I would as I do on forums on other subjects and hobbies. My reviews would be old and probably of Girls no longer around. I don’t have any recent annecdotes - sorry. And I’ve only just spotted the board has a review section (I found the forum based on a search heard ago and never really ventured outside this section). I’ll review any experiences I have now there. I’d have gladly explained this upfront. But I wasn’t really given the chance.

[alexm40]

Lost amid the possible return of Lucy, and the arrival of a problematic newbie, was this worrying contention.  Can anyone verify / tell me everything's okay?  Am I doomed never to see Feifei?

I ll definitely check again and let you know (BTW Emy is great too)

[stampjones]

I do appreciate that you got a rough - unnecessarily rough, I'd say

Hi mate - I understand your position but I cant agree with it. I think most of us have had similar receptions on our entry to ukp. When it happened to me when I posted my first review - wasnt as bad as this guy got admittedly - I thought wtf, Im trying to help and Im getting shit. Then I read a bit about the history, where the site came from, the constant problem with unreliable information and touts and I realised that the aggressive reception was a crucial part of what makes this place so great. All the undesirables either implode or fuck off. Only people who are real bother to stick around through that shit and hence why the info we all get is so good.

So yes I get that we could be nicer to newbies and we probably lose a few people who might have been good but in the end the alternative is immeasurably worse. That’s the important thing and thats why you see normally sane people get bent out of shape.

I think its important that people understand why it is like this. Apologies if you knew all that already

[caledoniapunter]

Had an hour to spare and dropped by Natural Ways Marylebone Road. I have been in here a couple of times in the past. Had one very good experience probably about 5 years ago but others since then I have been either short changed on time or overcharged for limited services. So after a long hiatus from this place thought I would give it another go. Was assigned Christina, relatively good looking EE, dirty blonde hair colour, size 10-12. Nice looking body, tight white T shirt with solid looking tits and wearing black leggings/yoga pants, nice looking ass too.

Massage was good but no sensuality at all sadly. At this point my Spidey sense was telling me this was going to be a situation where she was going to offer me extras with about 15 minutes to go and expect me to pay top dollar for not a lot of time. When she asked the question near closing I declined, she was not happy at all of course and ended up finishing the massage about 5 minutes later without further discussion. So ended up short changed on time by about 10 minutes. That day I had someplace else to go or else I would have insisted I got my time.  It was a shame because she looks good. I would advise others if you get her then get the negotiations in early and see where it takes you, don't wait til she brings it up in the last quarter like I did.    There was at least one other EE downstairs when I was there so maybe our new friend Ian_UK1 could take some of them out for a test drive? In his A3 2.0 TFSI perhaps?

[stampjones]

I’m new. I’ve been a member for a while but not had anything that I feel warrants contribution. If I had, I would as I do on forums on other subjects and hobbies. My reviews would be old and probably of Girls no longer around. I don’t have any recent annecdotes - sorry. And I’ve only just spotted the board has a review section (I found the forum based on a search heard ago and never really ventured outside this section). I’ll review any experiences I have now there. I’d have gladly explained this upfront. But I wasn’t really given the chance.

Oh boo fucking hoo - mr pinks violin!

As LLP says youve been a member for 3 years - longer than most of us on this thread - and yet in all that time you found absolutely nothing that was worth contributing. Youve asked 2 questions though. This one implies a certain knowledge of massage shops and EE girls therein so you must have been to at least some. And yet nothing worthy of wasting your time to report back? So sure show us you really are worth our attention or just fuck off back under whatever rock you crawled from.

[ian_uk1]

Oh boo fucking hoo - mr pinks violin!

As LLP says youve been a member for 3 years - longer than most of us on this thread - and yet in all that time you found absolutely nothing that was worth contributing. Youve asked 2 questions though. This one implies a certain knowledge of massage shops and EE girls therein so you must have been to at least some. And yet nothing worthy of wasting your time to report back? So sure show us you really are worth our attention or just fuck off back under whatever rock you crawled from.

Thanks. There’s some really great people in here.  As you’ve suggested, I’m outta here. Utter cunts.

[44ster]

Some clarification on another site:

Natural Ways (Holborn) has indeed been rebranded as Health First Spa.  I'm not sure if the owners have changed, but one would imagine so given the name-change.
The owner isn't Fiona of Zhangri-La fame, but she does still rent a room, as before.  She said "I must make it clear: I am only renting at the moment. The reason: not all the girls working in Health First Spa can meet my standards. The girls working for Zhangri-la must be: Asian; trained by Zhangri-la; skilful in Massage; Young(under 29 years old); Standard rate; fluent in English; Work with passion."  So there you have it.

The current rota includes Nana, as discussed, and, newly, Ava, "a British born Chinese. She is a young chatty girl with long black hair, great figure and new in massage but she needs at least one year practicing for getting into FBSM."

Over and out.

Nana has gone back to China for a few weeks

I saw Ava yesterday. Report to follow.

[stampjones]

After my weird experience at yunji the other week I went back half in trepidation. Asked for the same girl as last time but wasnt her day. Cant remember the name of the girl I did get so this is more of a “local character” update. Massage was similar in style but really good. So good in fact that whe she offered HR I said no as I didnt want to spoil the vibe. She still teased a bit afterwards, brushing my rock hard cock several times. Would go back and see her again if I could remember her name. Slim small tits milfy chinese - 40s. Anyway extras definitely on the cards here it seems. Was 25 for 30 btw, not 30 like I reported previously. Also spotted another TCM I hadnt seen before on a parallel street two streets closer to west ken tube. Quite a decent looking girl on show there - usual 30/40s milfy look.

[stampjones]

Thanks. There’s some really great people in here.  As you’ve suggested, I’m outta here. Utter cunts.

Your questions will be missed Im sure - better stick to the car sites

[RAJEC]

Your questions will be missed Im sure - better stick to the car sites

 

[Bigboy247]

Lost amid the possible return of Lucy, and the arrival of a problematic newbie, was this worrying contention.  Can anyone verify / tell me everything's okay?  Am I doomed never to see Feifei?

I just called them - they are open. But not sure if Fei Fei is available at the mo.

[Titti Tatti]

're a post I did about a month ago Re Hackney.

The large TCM by Dalston station is now shut and To Let.

The TCM opposite Lidl in Mare St has had reopened and though I haven't been back yet, it's not doing just shop hours, which is a promising sign     time for someone to TOFTT.

[Callisto]

Hi mate - I understand your position but I cant agree with it. I think most of us have had similar receptions on our entry to ukp. When it happened to me when I posted my first review - wasnt as bad as this guy got admittedly - I thought wtf, Im trying to help and Im getting shit. Then I read a bit about the history, where the site came from, the constant problem with unreliable information and touts and I realised that the aggressive reception was a crucial part of what makes this place so great. All the undesirables either implode or fuck off. Only people who are real bother to stick around through that shit and hence why the info we all get is so good.

So yes I get that we could be nicer to newbies and we probably lose a few people who might have been good but in the end the alternative is immeasurably worse. That’s the important thing and thats why you see normally sane people get bent out of shape.

I think its important that people understand why it is like this. Apologies if you knew all that already

Fair enough.  Appreciate your spelling it out.  I agree in the most part - that we need to be tough on newbies, and make clear what's expected.  But I don't see why being tough must = being ultra-aggressive and abusive, as it has here.  Basically, it needn't.   In my opinion: yes, be hard, be firm, be tough - but there's never any excuse for being a cunt if the other person hasn't been.  Maybe I'm just fluffy, or maybe I'm simply nicer than the average OP, but that's where I stand on the matter. 

[Callisto]

As LLP says youve been a member for 3 years - longer than most of us on this thread - and yet in all that time you found absolutely nothing that was worth contributing. Youve asked 2 questions though.

One additional thought: I think there are lot of people who join UKP then give up punting for ages.  Perhaps they get married; perhaps it's an addiction which they successfully kick for a while.  Whatever.  The point is that if someone's been a member for 3, 4, 5 years, and barely posted a comment until now, that doesn't automatically render them useless.  A member who makes leechy comments all the time, and never offers experience?  He is useless.  But a member who is offline for yonks?  He isn't useless, at least not necessarily.

[Callisto]

I just called them - they are open. But not sure if Fei Fei is available at the mo.

Oh, bollocks.  But thanks for checking, and reporting back - mucho appreciated.   

[psychomusicianx]

There's a new (unless it's just been refurbished) "Thai Spa" in high street Barnet which I'm going to try out one of these days. It has a semi-legit look about it though 

[Topmanhardon]

Popped into River Kwai last Friday. Leytonstone High Road. OMG. All the women in there are not attractive at all. Felt like walking back out but has the urge so stayed. Paid 25 for 30 min massage and a chubby lady around 35-45 came in. Got straight to the point and offered topless for 30. She gave me 2 handjobs and I got to suck her tits. Not a looker. C cup breasts and fairly chubby. Neutral as I got to cum twice but looks like I will be giving this place a miss moving forward. I tried booking Lora on the same day but went twice to the shop and TWice Somekne had beaten me to it.

[joebloggs275]

Natural Healthcare - Uxbridge Acupuncture
18-19 Windsor St, Uxbridge UB8 1AB

This was last month. I asked for a 30 minute massage (paid £30) and the receptionist led me into a room. She told me someone will be with me shortly and to get ready. In came a good looking Chinese woman wearing a summer dress. She looked 30ish.

5 mins into the massage she asked if i want to take my pants off to which i said yes. After taking them off, she asked me if i wanted service down there. I asked what was on the menu; she said £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. I accepted the latter.
When she took her clothes off, i noticed she wasn't in shape at all. She now looked like a 45 year old - she was quite tubby.
The b2b was ok - i didn't attempt to touch her anywhere so i don't know if she allowed it or not. It was just her sliding up and down my back at first and then my front when i turned over. I cummed from a boobjob at the end.
Overall it was quite a good experience.

[LLPunting]

Had an hour to spare and dropped by Natural Ways Marylebone Road. I have been in here a couple of times in the past. Had one very good experience probably about 5 years ago but others since then I have been either short changed on time or overcharged for limited services. So after a long hiatus from this place thought I would give it another go. Was assigned Christina, relatively good looking EE, dirty blonde hair colour, size 10-12. Nice looking body, tight white T shirt with solid looking tits and wearing black leggings/yoga pants, nice looking ass too.

Massage was good but no sensuality at all sadly. At this point my Spidey sense was telling me this was going to be a situation where she was going to offer me extras with about 15 minutes to go and expect me to pay top dollar for not a lot of time. When she asked the question near closing I declined, she was not happy at all of course and ended up finishing the massage about 5 minutes later without further discussion. So ended up short changed on time by about 10 minutes. That day I had someplace else to go or else I would have insisted I got my time.  It was a shame because she looks good. I would advise others if you get her then get the negotiations in early and see where it takes you, don't wait til she brings it up in the last quarter like I did.    There was at least one other EE downstairs when I was there so maybe our new friend Ian_UK1 could take some of them out for a test drive? In his A3 2.0 TFSI perhaps?

Thanks for the post.  Thanks also for being an exemplary low volume poster who contributes infrequently and doesn't come crying for freebies when his pecker starts itching for some strange.   

There are too many who need to be grown men and take a leaf out of your book.

Look forward to sharing intel with you.   

Callisto,
Check out this gent's 13 posts, why is it so hard for others?   

[LLPunting]

One additional thought: I think there are lot of people who join UKP then give up punting for ages.  Perhaps they get married; perhaps it's an addiction which they successfully kick for a while.  Whatever.  The point is that if someone's been a member for 3, 4, 5 years, and barely posted a comment until now, that doesn't automatically render them useless.  A member who makes leechy comments all the time, and never offers experience?  He is useless.  But a member who is offline for yonks?  He isn't useless, at least not necessarily.

Someone who lurks and reads the regional forums would get a good sense of the banter here and the expectation.  There's no real excuse as Admin makes it clear when you join what the expectation is and the character of the boards. 
The question begs as to why "Ian" found his way to UKP?  You don't search for "quiche lorraine" and end up on a punting discussion and review site.  And once you're here "by accident" and if you're already a punter how the F do you fail to wonder "what are all these reviews people keep mentioning" or notice the "Show latest reviews" link at top of page or try out the "show unread posts" option?

[sparkus]

're a post I did about a month ago Re Hackney.

The large TCM by Dalston station is now shut and To Let.

The TCM opposite Lidl in Mare St has had reopened and though I haven't been back yet, it's not doing just shop hours, which is a promising sign     time for someone to TOFTT.

Isn't it Well Street?

[sparkus]

Popped into River Kwai last Friday. Leytonstone High Road. OMG. All the women in there are not attractive at all. Felt like walking back out but has the urge so stayed. Paid 25 for 30 min massage and a chubby lady around 35-45 came in. Got straight to the point and offered topless for 30. She gave me 2 handjobs and I got to suck her tits. Not a looker. C cup breasts and fairly chubby. Neutral as I got to cum twice but looks like I will be giving this place a miss moving forward. I tried booking Lora on the same day but went twice to the shop and TWice Somekne had beaten me to it.

How much was topless HJ there? I think I know the one you mean, she's always there.  Did me once and encouraged fondling for 20 quid.  Wouldn't recommend.

They had a good MILF receptionist who could, with a push be enticed to do it, massive baps.  The cute young receptionist who some on here tried to get to do it I was able to, but she demanded 40 for topless, which I paid but was pretty meh.

Is Lora back from hols then? Oh gooody.

[Moneyd]

Had an hour to spare and dropped by Natural Ways Marylebone Road. I have been in here a couple of times in the past. Had one very good experience probably about 5 years ago but others since then I have been either short changed on time or overcharged for limited services. So after a long hiatus from this place thought I would give it another go. Was assigned Christina, relatively good looking EE, dirty blonde hair colour, size 10-12. Nice looking body, tight white T shirt with solid looking tits and wearing black leggings/yoga pants, nice looking ass too.

Massage was good but no sensuality at all sadly. At this point my Spidey sense was telling me this was going to be a situation where she was going to offer me extras with about 15 minutes to go and expect me to pay top dollar for not a lot of time. When she asked the question near closing I declined, she was not happy at all of course and ended up finishing the massage about 5 minutes later without further discussion. So ended up short changed on time by about 10 minutes. That day I had someplace else to go or else I would have insisted I got my time.  It was a shame because she looks good. I would advise others if you get her then get the negotiations in early and see where it takes you, don't wait til she brings it up in the last quarter like I did.    There was at least one other EE downstairs when I was there so maybe our new friend Ian_UK1 could take some of them out for a test drive? In his A3 2.0 TFSI perhaps?

I wonder if this is Christina from wellbeing Spa in Kensington.

She left there recently and I’ve wondered where she went to.

[Callisto]

I wonder if this is Christina from wellbeing Spa in Kensington.

She left there recently and I’ve wondered where she went to.

Shit, she left?  That's good to know.  This description does sound like her, other than dress size - I'd have her as size 8-10, and certainly never a 12.  Do you agree?

[MajorPayne]

Fair enough.  Appreciate your spelling it out.  I agree in the most part - that we need to be tough on newbies, and make clear what's expected.  But I don't see why being tough must = being ultra-aggressive and abusive, as it has here.  Basically, it needn't.   In my opinion: yes, be hard, be firm, be tough - but there's never any excuse for being a cunt if the other person hasn't been.  Maybe I'm just fluffy, or maybe I'm simply nicer than the average OP, but that's where I stand on the matter.

+1

[stampjones]

Fair enough.  Appreciate your spelling it out.  I agree in the most part - that we need to be tough on newbies, and make clear what's expected.  But I don't see why being tough must = being ultra-aggressive and abusive, as it has here.  Basically, it needn't.   In my opinion: yes, be hard, be firm, be tough - but there's never any excuse for being a cunt if the other person hasn't been.  Maybe I'm just fluffy, or maybe I'm simply nicer than the average OP, but that's where I stand on the matter.

Fair enough - being nice to people isnt a bad thing. In my case Im just a glaswegian cunt so what can I say 

[stampjones]

Fair enough - being nice to people isnt a bad thing. In my case Im just a glaswegian cunt so what can I say 

Having said that - in this case he was imo obviously a waste of space from the first post and certainly from the passive aggressive sarcastic replies
- his first 2 posts were questions
- the q here implied previous knowledge of the scene
- it was a q he could easily have answered with a bit of reading so basically he didnt want to waste his own time but was happy to waste ours

Basically I doubt he would ever have contributed so was laying himself open to whatever abuse people want to throw at him.

The other point worth making is that after a few posts he flounced off in a burst of righteous indignation. At the end of the day you get all sorts of people on here with as many different backgrounds as u can imagine. Some are aggressive. If you cant deal with that you arent going to be much use so again, if it hadnt been this thread it would have been somewhere else I think.

From a personal perspective, I dont mind if people read without contributing (though admin has recently clamped down on this) but what does piss me off is people who ask questions without contributing, especially if what they are asking is already available. So I tend to get more aggressive in those cases. Ither people will have different views which is fine too, but again that is the nature of this place.

My (extra) 2p fwiw

[Moneyd]

Shit, she left?  That's good to know.  This description does sound like her, other than dress size - I'd have her as size 8-10, and certainly never a 12.  Do you agree?

Yeah I’d say 8-10.

May have to give them a call.

She gives great BJs and never charged me more than £40.

[Muff licker]

Natural Healthcare - Uxbridge Acupuncture
18-19 Windsor St, Uxbridge UB8 1AB

This was last month. I asked for a 30 minute massage (paid £30) and the receptionist led me into a room. She told me someone will be with me shortly and to get ready. In came a good looking Chinese woman wearing a summer dress. She looked 30ish.

5 mins into the massage she asked if i want to take my pants off to which i said yes. After taking them off, she asked me if i wanted service down there. I asked what was on the menu; she said £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. I accepted the latter.
When she took her clothes off, i noticed she wasn't in shape at all. She now looked like a 45 year old - she was quite tubby.
The b2b was ok - i didn't attempt to touch her anywhere so i don't know if she allowed it or not. It was just her sliding up and down my back at first and then my front when i turned over. I cummed from a boobjob at the end.
Overall it was quite a good experience.

Thanks for the review I have been past this place a number of times as I work close bye and I thought it was legit I shall definitely go for a massage and HE now

[alanarmstrong12345]

 

Oh boo fucking hoo - mr pinks violin!

As LLP says youve been a member for 3 years - longer than most of us on this thread - and yet in all that time you found absolutely nothing that was worth contributing. Youve asked 2 questions though. This one implies a certain knowledge of massage shops and EE girls therein so you must have been to at least some. And yet nothing worthy of wasting your time to report back? So sure show us you really are worth our attention or just fuck off back under whatever rock you crawled from.

[jok32]

I would like to suggest a mod move my post and some preceding ones elsewhere as it distracts from the actual purpose of reading and responding to reviews, making reviews also much more difficult to find in the off topic discussion (threads not being properly searcheable and all)

[MajorPayne]

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Couldn't see any reviews, so interested to know if this might be worth visiting.  I texted them and found out that they don't do full service but when asked to confirm extras was just told to speak directly with them.

Based in EC2A

[jok32]

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Couldn't see any reviews, so interested to know if this might be worth visiting.  I texted them and found out that they don't do full service but when asked to confirm extras was just told to speak directly with them.

Based in EC2A

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=2143467
Just searched for the mobile number.
Wouldn't recommend calling shops regarding extras, you get hung up on or told porkies

[Quatro]

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Couldn't see any reviews, so interested to know if this might be worth visiting.  I texted them and found out that they don't do full service but when asked to confirm extras was just told to speak directly with them.

Based in EC2A

That's New Inn Yard.

Quite high turnover of staff, had quite a few decent B2Bs here, but a few bad ones as well.

Alice was the last good one I saw here. Claimed she was 21 and had a super fit young body. Will stick her finger up your bum if you ask nicely.