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Offline Quagmire

Yes, CXR as was once known.

I had a legit massage there so didn't return.
I always thought you had 50% chance or so to get extras at CXR branch, but Charing Cross tube one was 100% legit (I was even told that by one of Lisle St masseuses years ago).
which is why I have always avoided the place. Thanks for info guys!   :thumbsup:
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Thai Square spa on Northumberland Avenue must be as legit as they come?

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For you guys that use massage places alot.. what's your top 5 please?

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For you guys that use massage places alot.. what's your top 5 please?

Who are you, Bruno Brooks?

Offline Ozy84

For you guys that use massage places alot.. what's your top 5 please?

Whats yours?

Offline Kaluuu276

There's one on Edgware Road called Ratchada - she does really good massages there, deep muscle stuff as well as joint manipulation.. Went there a month or two back and part way through thought I was on for a bit of fun but alas, it was an accidental ball bag nudge for which she apologised and carried on with the massage.

Hi,
Any further details of this masseuse , does she have a website?

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Offline The Vicar of Dibley

For you guys that use massage places alot.. what's your top 5 please?

Of the 50 post you have made since 2013, forty nine of them have been you asking for information. Only one I could see actually adds information (confirming a SP does anal) and even then no review posted. 

Explain why you think we should divulge our top 5 places.

Offline resistantpolaroid

Balance, Kenway Road, Earl's Court.

I walk in, the lady at the front desk is east european, in her 40s I think. I ask if they have rooms with shower, "all of our rooms have showers".
£30 for 45 min, the lady takes me to the room and calls the masseuse. As she took me to the room and not the masseuse I was worried I'd get an unpleasant surprise, but actually a pretty chinese lady in her 20s or 30s walked in when I was ready: her name is Mary, she had a very nice short dress, black, she's pretty slim. She has almost no boobs but I liked her figure quite much.
The massage starts. After a while I suggest to get rid of the towel, as she kept moving it here and there... let's just get rid of it, it's easier! Eventually she asked me to turn over, and I was pretty hard. Maybe even too much, as she cleverly managed to get 60 of my pounds for a B2B which I believe was too expensive, but I couldn't bring it down to 40 or 50. HR would have been 40, so nah, I went for the B2B: it was quite enjoyable, she's good and she really slid onto me.
After the shower she gave me a shoulder massage, as we had some more minutes: that was nice.

Overall, pretty lady and quite good service, but too expensive for me.


Oh, something I have never quite figured out here: should we also post these mini reviews as proper reviews in the other section? Please advise.

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Saw Emma/Ruby at Oriental Remedies Baker Street this week. I didn't mean to but was passing and saw her in skimpy top through the door. 30 for 30 but she says her prices for b2b are now 50, not with me they're not.

I do enjoy as an occasional treat. Nice b cups which are very responsive and despite size she can bring you off with them, all over her face. DFK too and she loves to be licked and have fuss made of her supple shapely arse. I also find her quite attractive in a dirty way.

The negative and why I don't see her much is her attempts at upsell to FS and now claims she needs more tips. I think this is a thing now.
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Offline princefari

Paid a visit to Natural Healing in Islngton last week and saw Lucia, the Brazilian girl mentioned above. Friendly with a pretty face, fuller figure (size 14-16?) and ample shapely breasts. The massage was perfectly adequate and it was clear from the way that she rubbed her legs against my hands early on that more was on offer. I was offered the standard price list half way through and after some bantery negotiation settled on £40 topless HE. She certainly wasn't shy and we engaged in lots of mutual exploration before reaching the expected conclusion. Her cheeky banter (very good spoken English after living here for three years) made the experience stand out from the ordinary and one that I will probably repeat despite the relatively steep price when next in the area.

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Do you know what days she works? TIA.

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Paid a visit to Natural Healing in Islngton last week and saw Lucia, the Brazilian girl mentioned above. Friendly with a pretty face, fuller figure (size 14-16?) and ample shapely breasts. The massage was perfectly adequate and it was clear from the way that she rubbed her legs against my hands early on that more was on offer. I was offered the standard price list half way through and after some bantery negotiation settled on £40 topless HE. She certainly wasn't shy and we engaged in lots of mutual exploration before reaching the expected conclusion. Her cheeky banter (very good spoken English after living here for three years) made the experience stand out from the ordinary and one that I will probably repeat despite the relatively steep price when next in the area.


To avoid having to negotiate with the girls, I usually leave £20 for HE on a side table where they can see it. Or right next to the oil bottle to make sure they do see it. If they still negotiate just say that’s all you have on you.

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To indulge Mr Top 5, not shops but legendary SPs and in no particular order...

- Kelly (Middlesex Street)
- Mango (Goodge Street)
- Isabella (Charing X Road)
- Judy (Windmill Street)
- Nana (Little Newport Street)

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To indulge Mr Top 5, not shops but legendary SPs and in no particular order...

- Kelly (Middlesex Street)
- Mango (Goodge Street)
- Isabella (Charing X Road)
- Judy (Windmill Street)
- Nana (Little Newport Street)

Nana moved on  to Wardour st few years ago,If its the same Nana ??

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Kelly Middlesex st is the only one still in situ. The others have moved on
Banned reason: No reviews in 10 years !!
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What address is Kelly available at?
Banned reason: Only contribution in 3 years is homophobic comment.
Banned by: daviemac

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What address is Kelly available at?

66 mate.  She claims to not do the deed anymore but I know otherwise  :D

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Is there a way to know services on the table before getting yourself there? My ideal is a good massage with prostate and oral ending. Ideally in E1

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Is there a way to know services on the table before getting yourself there? My ideal is a good massage with prostate and oral ending. Ideally in E1

Anything else, sir? :dash:

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Is there a way to know services on the table before getting yourself there? My ideal is a good massage with prostate and oral ending. Ideally in E1

Yeah you could go to a clairvoyant and find out your future.

Or you can TOFTT and drop a review, like others have and collectively, we will have better info. Also, it would be a good idea to read the extensive posts in this thread instead of being lazy.

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Topless fortune telling accompanied by a HE is definitely a service I'd be interested in. Might get around those pesky council regulations as well.

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Saw Emma/Ruby at Oriental Remedies Baker Street this week. I didn't mean to but was passing and saw her in skimpy top through the door. 30 for 30 but she says her prices for b2b are now 50, not with me they're not.

I do enjoy as an occasional treat. Nice b cups which are very responsive and despite size she can bring you off with them, all over her face. DFK too and she loves to be licked and have fuss made of her supple shapely arse. I also find her quite attractive in a dirty way.

The negative and why I don't see her much is her attempts at upsell to FS and now claims she needs more tips. I think this is a thing now.

Still looking a masseuse that can finish me slowly between her tits instead of HE, could that be a good option?  :rolleyes:

Offline jok32

Still looking a masseuse that can finish me slowly between her tits instead of HE, could that be a good option?  :rolleyes:
Bianca from Athree Spa could do that for you

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Still looking a masseuse that can finish me slowly between her tits instead of HE, could that be a good option?  :rolleyes:

It was quite vigorous, you'd need a big pair and she's not busty.

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Bianca from Athree Spa could do that for you

Who is this bianca? Description please!!

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Who is this bianca? Description please!!

Read my review
Felt really good to have a bit of a tit wank from her though, she did say she would do it to completion if I wanted but I didn't at the time

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Read my review
Felt really good to have a bit of a tit wank from her though, she did say she would do it to completion if I wanted but I didn't at the time

I did. Where they big enough?

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Check out 'curvy Christine' some one left a review around 10days ago.

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Check out 'curvy Christine' some one left a review around 10days ago.

But she's not in a shop!

(The Independents thread has gone dead though)

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I did. Where they big enough?
Depends on your size. They are C cups

Offline MR MAJORA

Went to the massage shop in Eltham (SE9) last week.
Its located at the very top of the high street, and off the busy high street itself.
Usual prices, £30 for massage, £40 for naked happy ending.
Girl was only average looking, probably late 20's reasonably slim, but stretch marked and probably a mum...
Very pleasant attitude, no arkward moments and straight to the point but I won't bother returning.

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Offline yuptree

Hello Everyone,

Simply Healing in Edgware.

Went for a legit massage. Was booked in with Nicola (Polish) who says she works in Angel as well.

30 mins into the 1 hour massage asked me direct about extras - 30 for a HR. Went for the HR.

Will be back to visit her, sounds like the Nicola or Niccola referenced here previously.

Interested to know if there are any good places in Stanmore/Edgware.

Offline Chorley

Bianca from Athree Spa could do that for you
I had a nice slow oily tit wank from Cindy at Sala Thai in Hendon.  :thumbsup: See my review.  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 19, 2018, 09:36:24 pm by Chorley »

Offline Sparta Prada

I keep seeing Shumailas beauty parlours around East London. The other day I was parked outside one when a girl came out, and my mind wondered whether she would be happy to offer a HE! Anyone have any experience with them? External Link/Members Only

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I keep seeing Shumailas beauty parlours around East London. The other day I was parked outside one when a girl came out, and my mind wondered whether she would be happy to offer a HE! Anyone have any experience with them? External Link/Members Only

Website looks legit and with laser hair removal on the menu, I doubt it???

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I had a nice slow oily tit wank from Cindy at Sala Thai in Hendon.  :thumbsup: See my review.  :hi:

Sounds amazing! Why every time the best ones for this on a massage table are outside london?  :dash:

Offline Chorley

Sounds amazing! Why every time the best ones for this on a massage table are outside london?  :dash:
Hendon is in London. The London Borough of Barnet to be precise. :hi:

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Geographical confusion raising its head again...
Agree with Mr Chorley.

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Visited the Chinese Massage shop at Kings Cross - Nail shop

£45 for 1 hour, there was Romanian girl at the reception, but I opted for Chinese. As I had tried the Romanin WG last time. She has a nice sexy firm arse and small tits and slim body. Young probably in her mid 20s. But she gave a poor service, the worst massage ever and lied that she was Columbian. She positions herself away from you with no eye contact and blocks any access. In short it was shite. She quoted £70 for B2B - dint opt for that, fk that. Paid her £40 for topless HR

Hence opted for the Chinese, the lady was in her early 40s. Not the best looking, chubby, good English, she gave a very firm massage, she is not a looker, for another £45 she agreed for B2B. After 40 mins of massage, No CC swipes, she asked me to turn around oils up my cock and then got on top of me body rubs, got me edging and stroked me till I exploded.

Don’t think I will return. Have reviewed another WG I have punted sometime ago in the same place on the main board. Thought this review was more apt here.

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« Last Edit: March 22, 2018, 12:07:57 am by Peterpan7777 »


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Y?

Perhaps PP is suggesting the thread is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-some...

 :D

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Would it be okay to phone a parlour in advance to check what extra services are on offer?

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Would it be okay to phone a parlour in advance to check what extra services are on offer?

Pay attention you at the back!!!!

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Would it be okay to phone a parlour in advance to check what extra services are on offer?

 :dash:

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Any reviews of tower bridge wellness?

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Would it be okay to phone a parlour in advance to check what extra services are on offer?

 :dash: :dash: