London massage shop mini reviews

[adptcdn]

Just visited the new place on Baron Street Islington that is mentioned in this thread. Paid 40 for 45 minutes. Met by a nice early 30s girl. Quite cute and very friendly, maybe Romanian. Had an ok massage not many cc etc. At the turn she made the offer but it was 40 for HJ, 60 topless and 80 naked. I said too expensive and waited for counter offer. It never came (insert joke here) . In fairness she did rest of massage in good mood but obviously a waste. Just silly prices

[sparkus]

Just visited the new place on Baron Street Islington that is mentioned in this thread. Paid 40 for 45 minutes. Met by a nice early 30s girl. Quite cute and very friendly, maybe Romanian. Had an ok massage not many cc etc. At the turn she made the offer but it was 40 for HJ, 60 topless and 80 naked. I said too expensive and waited for counter offer. It never came (insert joke here) . In fairness she did rest of massage in good mood but obviously a waste. Just silly prices

Prices are getting silly, for various reasons.  I think the hobby is becoming more popular as shops are always busy.  When I say that I mean men who use b2b in TCM as opposed to straight punting (a very rare activity for me these days too).

I generally stick to my guns on principle regarding negotiation of prices, but if the baps are commendable or out of this world (e.g. Lisa on Toynbee Street, who drains my dick and my wallet) then I think it's worth paying the extra rather than walking and not seeing them in full glory.  It's meh SPs asking silly money I walk from.

Another weird experience this week: dumb receptionist sent me in wrong room.  Fortunately the bloke was only half undressed and facing away from me, so he never saw me.  But I wish I'd never seen him.

[Titti Tatti]

Just visited the new place on Baron Street Islington that is mentioned in this thread. Paid 40 for 45 minutes. Met by a nice early 30s girl. Quite cute and very friendly, maybe Romanian. Had an ok massage not many cc etc. At the turn she made the offer but it was 40 for HJ, 60 topless and 80 naked. I said too expensive and waited for counter offer. It never came (insert joke here) . In fairness she did rest of massage in good mood but obviously a waste. Just silly prices

Is this Natural Healing Spa mentinoed 3 posts above.  Natural Healing Islington is not giving me anything in Google.

Gents Name and rough address please.

[Gru]

The question is for genuine punters not noobs who contribute fuck all

Great attitude bud 

[peter296]

Try here
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[Happy days lad]

Alright chaps,

First post/mini review - Have a few other punts I will be reviewing shortly.

I've visited Rina Thai (Formerly Laya Thai) recently - External Link/Members Only (Chancery Lane)

Belled her up around midday hoping to squeeze a 30 min lunch time rub in, fortunately she was free immediately. I was only after HR no B2B. £30 massage + £20 HR.

Rina is gorgeous, as you will see in the photo on her website. She gave a great massage and great HR, sexy as fuck. Would highly recommend.


Review 2 - Monica Russell Square - External Link/Members Only

Similar scenario, lunch time half hour - Monica didn't really do it for me facially, she's had a lot of work done and on this particular day didn't look great...

However, the massage was bang on and my god the technique she used for HR was next level - Never felt anything like it, the way she was tickling my balls and shaft was out of this world.

Same price as Rina -  £30 for 30mins + £20 HR.

So to summarise, Rina is much nicer to look at but Monica's technique trumps all! Both girls delivering great services still and I'd go back to visit both without a doubt.

Hope this helps and I look forward to posting more. 

[Jonestown]

Where have all the chinese gone ?

Was having a mooch around earls court yesterday and both Harmony and Moonpool were EE only - have the immigration crack downs really bitten that hard ?

[sparkus]

Where have all the chinese gone ?

Was having a mooch around earls court yesterday and both Harmony and Moonpool were EE only - have the immigration crack downs really bitten that hard ?

There's plenty outside the capital. They seem to move around a bit and it's obviously cheaper to live in such places.

There's definitely been a growth in Thai shops of late.

[paulub45]

Hi
I am going to be in Uxbridge for a few days and I see there are a couple of massage places (one in the High street near the Civic centre  and one in Windsor street ) has anyone any experience of these places.
Many thanks in advance.

[charlie1975]

Hi
I am going to be in Uxbridge for a few days and I see there are a couple of massage places (one in the High street near the Civic centre  and one in Windsor street ) has anyone any experience of these places.
Many thanks in advance.

Ive only been to the Windsor Street one, Very good massage and a good selection of extras at normal prices.

Ive also be to the Thai place there, superb massage but legit

[paulub45]

Many Thanks

[JDiggle]

Boonsawad Thai Spa in Soho, Frith Street.
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Extra's include, an escort to the cash point afterwards.
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Risk of Daily Mail photographer's outside.
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Rates must be severely above above Fantasia, more along lines of White Lillies?
Or does Ralph Fiennes have difficulty with negotiation?

[sparkus]

Difficulty paying the bill, bollocks. More didn't want the shop on his bank statement.

[rickyponting]

Right then own up,which one of you on this thread is Ralph Fiennes?

And did you get HR,B2B or OWO 

[Mothball15]

Wonderful. Someone must have tipped the press off.
Now we/they will get more unwelcomed attention and will be wary of customers. :-(

[myothernameis]

Given the amount of legit masseuses who get propositioned on a regular basis, I find there's usually an indication one way or another. My last legit no offer massage was in Dec 2016, in an African hairdressers with an Indian woman. I just had to know and I found out it was no.

One question, and it has relevance to all of this, so you pay up front £50 for massage, and in the cabin you ask if she does HE, she says no, and then tells you the massage will not go ahead, and there no refund, you have no come back on this

One place in Glasgow has this in there questionnaire, book and pay for 5 sessions £180, and at any time you ask for sexual service, you will be asked to leave and not come back, and no refunds

[Titti Tatti]

Ralph Fiennes got in hot water with an air hostess joining mile high club.  It was BB at a time when he was an ambassador for safe sex.
I think the girl. Should be warned.

Doesn't look that much like him and yet a paparazzi gets him. Set up?

[myothernameis]

Ralph Fiennes got in hot water with an air hostess joining mile high club.  It was BB at a time when he was an ambassador for safe sex.
I think the girl. Should be warned.

Doesn't look that much like him and yet a paparazzi gets him. Set up?

set up, maybe or either the press are hanging about these places, hoping to catch a celebrity, or ralph fiennes has let it slip to someone he likes Chinese massages

[Deeeazy]

Why the hell did he pick soho of all places !!!!

[misterali]

Can anyone confirm the quality of the birds there? Do they offer extras for sure?

[gmac84]

Hi all,

Just to be safe, Organic Remedies at Baker Street and Organic Remedies at Russell Square are owned by the same and offer the same services, right? Just asking because all the reviews I found are for Baker Street only.

[Amluthar]

Hi all,

Just to be safe, Organic Remedies at Baker Street and Organic Remedies at Russell Square are owned by the same and offer the same services, right? Just asking because all the reviews I found are for Baker Street only.

Good question. I've noticed this too. I've only been to the Russell Square shop, but I've been to see Monica who is independent.

[rebelsurge]

It is not the shop that offers the services. It is the individual girl and she does not advertise so nothing is guaranteed.It is not like AW were you know in advance what is on offer
One girl may do sex for one customer on the first visit or  after a few visits and not for others. Prices and service will vary. Every girl is different.

[sparkus]

One question, and it has relevance to all of this, so you pay up front £50 for massage, and in the cabin you ask if she does HE, she says no, and then tells you the massage will not go ahead, and there no refund, you have no come back on this

One place in Glasgow has this in there questionnaire, book and pay for 5 sessions £180, and at any time you ask for sexual service, you will be asked to leave and not come back, and no refunds

I've never asked a SP in a shop about HE, I wait for them to. In such a situation I can appreciate why it would be dumb to.

Some blokes are fucking thick and ask receptionists in front of other customers.

[Outcallguy]

If a girl charges £50 for a massage and doesnt do extras you are likely to be getting a good massage so may not need extras?
My regular place on green lanes does amazing massages but ive never teased out any extras.
Though the massage is so good i keep going back

[The Vicar of Dibley]

It is not the shop that offers the services. It is the individual girl and she does not advertise so nothing is guaranteed.It is not like AW were you know in advance what is on offer
One girl may do sex for one customer on the first visit or  after a few visits and not for others. Prices and service will vary. Every girl is different.

Also just because you get certain services from a girl once does not mean they will be on offer every visit. I have had a FS from a masseuse  on my third visit, but on my next visit a few weeks later she wouldn't even take her top off.

[sparkus]

Also just because you get certain services from a girl once does not mean they will be on offer every visit. I have had a FS from a masseuse  on my third visit, but on my next visit a few weeks later she wouldn't even take her top off.

Exactly that. I just take it with good grace and put it down to experience, there's a lot of SPs out there so she may have lost future business as a result.

Of course, that doesn't stop blokes reading stuff on here and taking it as gospel that she's game for anything or can be browbeaten into doing whatever the bloke wants

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I've never asked a SP in a shop about HE, I wait for them to. In such a situation I can appreciate why it would be dumb to.

Some blokes are fucking thick and ask receptionists in front of other customers.

I didn't think blokes could be that stupid until an incident a while ago in a shop I am a regular at. The shop has a bell under the front door mat, thus announcing anyone entering the shop. I had just got dressed and was about to leave the massage room when the bell rang. I paused to avoid any awkwardness of a pair of punters crossing in the corridor and could hear the guy speaking to the girl I had just received  a great b2b off of ask...."Do you do sexual massages, like wanking off ect ?"  He was firmly told NO.
Strangely enough I found myself apologising to her for his stupid question. She said she gets asked a couple of times a day.

[sparkus]

I'm reliably informed that it happens with depressing regularity, on a spectrum of naive bumbling inquiries through to quite overt demands. People do ask on here a lot about how to secure extras, some probably just cut to the chase.

I think I mentioned before the SP who had to hot-foot it into reception topless to get the police called at the bloke who called her a "stupid bitch" and told her to get sucking or else. He may even be reading this.

[Gru]

Common sense, politeness and manners in all walks of life will see you alright. I would have thought never asking at reception in a shop would be obvious but hey ho. Whether a full WG or masseuse there is no reason to treat them like crap. In fact, it will take you further away from the goal. Having had legit massages and erotic I have always found that if baby oil is around and not some pot of jojoba oil you're pretty ok to strip off naked and ask in the room if she does happy ending, don't say wank  and Just don't be a dick. If she says no, apologise and enjoy the massage. If she says yes then the extras conversation is on. If you enjoy will she won't she then wait for the cc  swipes. It's not rocket science chaps. 

[sparkus]

Common sense, politeness and manners in all walks of life will see you alright. I would have thought never asking at reception in a shop would be obvious but hey ho. Whether a full WG or masseuse there is no reason to treat them like crap. In fact, it will take you further away from the goal. Having had legit massages and erotic I have always found that if baby oil is around and not some pot of jojoba oil you're pretty ok to strip off naked and ask in the room if she does happy ending, don't say wank  and Just don't be a dick. If she says no, apologise and enjoy the massage. If she says yes then the extras conversation is on. If you enjoy will she won't she then wait for the cc  swipes. It's not rocket science chaps. 

"Just don't be a dick" 

Out of interest, why would asking about extras in a reception not be obvious? Given all the crap shops have from the council and immigration, discretion is the better part of valour.

Of course, there's the other end of the arsehole spectrum: the bloke who doesn't mind paying sky high rates for extras because he only goes twice a year and thinks the SP is "worth every penny" (I've heard these people exist from several, usually when I'm putting my clothes on and ask them who on earth pays £80 for b2b).  Fuck off, cunt.

[Gru]

I don't know, maybe if someone has only gone to WG they might think they could bowl into a shop and ask for a wank?

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I don't know, maybe if someone has only gone to WG they might think they could bowl into a shop and ask for a wank?

That sounds about right. If a chap only has experience of seeing WG's then he could be in the habit / mindset of conforming services prior to handing over cash, not realising that different (unwritten) rules apply when visiting massage shops. I would have thought it common sense but hey ho.

[sparkus]

I suppose it's just a hazard of the game and no skin off my nose, as the staff are used to it.

The experience with reviewed indies is usually more straightforward, not least as many discuss the extras by text (and also charge less all in).

[maybe]

I'm actually looking for a massage place that only does massage ... This seems harder than it sounds.

All the people I see often tell me, no extra, don't come ... Even if i am a regular. Can anyone recommend a legit shop around central london. Near soho, but as far as baker street ok too.

I was visiting fantasia and Organic remedies alot but want to try somewhere different.

[rebelsurge]

I do not know of any totally legit shops in Soho/Chinatown but there are some semi legit where the lady will not be upset if you do not want extras and will not ask unless you encourage.
Try Everwell in Adelaide Street(rear St Martin in the Field) older lady called Wendy will give a good massage.

[sparkus]

From memory, the two Everwells closest to Trafalgar Square are legit only. Others may say otherwise?

[atmos]

I've not been there for sometime but certainly the last time I used it the Adelaide St Everwell was legit.

[Quagmire]

From memory, the two Everwells closest to Trafalgar Square are legit only. Others may say otherwise?

Definitely Everwell next to the entrance to Charing Cross tube is 100% legit, not sure about the other one you mentioned. (Did you mean Charing Cross Rs branch, close to Trafalgar Square?)
Thai shop at Goodge St is also legit, as is massage place in the alleyway between Rupert St and Wardour St (Rupert Court ???)
Simply Relax at Brewer St has some legit and very professional masseuses, but finding one requires repeat visits, as the place due to its silly opening hours (tillll 4-5am in the summer) attracts lot of Romanian skanks whose only goal is to fleece late night customers- mainly tourists and drunks

[MrIncredible]

Mini Review:

Susan at Thai Rose (020 7935 2117) 58A Paddington St, Marylebone, London W1U 4JA

On the walk to Baker Street and with a pain in my shoulder decided to give this place a try after walking past for years and years. Very dated inside and £32 for 30 mins was taken down to the room in the basement. Had a window in the door, but the table was round a corner. Decided to skip the lockers and steam room and just stripped of in the room being careful to not display all to the window to a hall way. The walk down took me through the waiting room where the masseuses were sitting, all older ladies.

Minute or so of waiting and in comes Susan at least mid 40's and probably older. Towel is pulled over fully as she starts with the Thai style full body moves clambering over me like a toddler. Then on to the oil and the towel goes away. Good quality massage, slowly getting softer and softer till asked if I wanted extras before the turn over. Was initially quoted silly money £50 for HR, thought we agreed £30 for naked HR but after turning over she wasn't removing anything, so a last forceful £20 then and we were off. Good technique and with eyes closed she could have been any age.
Cleaned up with the towel, as no hot towels available. Then dressed leaving the tip and off into the night unlikely ever to return as there are better places in that area but I can tick off Thai Rose having walked past it for at 10 years or so.

[Outcallguy]

I'm actually looking for a massage place that only does massage ... This seems harder than it sounds.

All the people I see often tell me, no extra, don't come ... Even if i am a regular. Can anyone recommend a legit shop around central london. Near soho, but as far as baker street ok too.

I was visiting fantasia and Organic remedies alot but want to try somewhere different.

The thai massage shop on goodge street is just a massage shop and does incredible deep tissue massage.

[Gaffers]

There's one on Edgware Road called Ratchada - she does really good massages there, deep muscle stuff as well as joint manipulation.. Went there a month or two back and part way through thought I was on for a bit of fun but alas, it was an accidental ball bag nudge for which she apologised and carried on with the massage.

[maybe]

Thanks guys I will look into them.

Cheers 

[rebelsurge]

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Definitely Everwell next to the entrance to Charing Cross tube is 100% legit, not sure about the other one you mentioned. (Did you mean Charing Cross Rs branch, close to Trafalgar Square?)

It is not 100% maybe 75%
I have had handjobs there over the years. Last one was last summer.

[daddy919]

If you're looking for a strictly professional and a massage to relax, there's a lady in her late 30s called Jaindia who works in Archway in her flat. I'm a regular there and her massage always puts me to sleep. She'll tell you to strip off naked and stay in the same room whilst you do  but no extras at all. I've been seeing her for months now and I've asked and she's just not comfortable with it.

It's £50/hr, she uses grape oil but no shower facilities. She'll rub down the excess oil with the paper towel.

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07847 436 458 9

[sparkus]

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Definitely Everwell next to the entrance to Charing Cross tube is 100% legit, not sure about the other one you mentioned. (Did you mean Charing Cross Rs branch, close to Trafalgar Square?)

It is not 100% maybe 75%
I have had handjobs there over the years. Last one was last summer.

Yes, CXR as was once known.

I had a legit massage there so didn't return.

[Skeleton]

Visited Natural Healing mentioned earlier in the thread, Baron St Islngton last week. Not discreet at all as an entrance but not an issue personally as not from London.
Good hour massage with Lucia, fairly typical Brazilian girl in physique, very chatty and friendly, and facially pretty. Massage wasn't Thai, more relaxing in style but enjoyable. Offered extras before the turn, seems to be a standard price list now of £40 HE, £60 topless and £80 naked. Went for HE which was very good, but won't be going back based on the crazy price.

Shame as the rooms are nice and had two good experiences there, but not spending £50 plus £40 for a HE massage.

[Kdb87]

Any recommendations for a decent massage with HE in and around the Soho (or surrounding) area. Too much choice so figured id look for advice.

Thanks

[Sinz]

Any recommendations for a decent massage with HE in and around the Soho (or surrounding) area. Too much choice so figured id look for advice.

Thanks

In other words you are lazy to read through ?

[sparkus]

Any recommendations for a decent massage with HE in and around the Soho (or surrounding) area. Too much choice so figured id look for advice.

Thanks

Ask Ralph Fiennes.