London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

A weird UKP/IRL collision today when I had to sit through a presentation on the case study of renovating the Middlesex Street Estate and how the firm's staff had 'involved themselves in the community during the contract'.  Thankfully my work wasn't involved in that so I just waited for our bit but I had a right good snigger.

(I did look around the room to see if anyone else had the same reaction)

Hey Sparkus,
How often did your "contribution" to this project require you to "interview" the local businesses and collaborate with the women of the "community" to ensure their needs were met?

[hawai5o]

This is a puzzling statement:   
If you can't tell the difference between baby oil and real pussy juice then you should save yourself some cash and just wallow in baby oil and beat yourself off.   
I've never met an SP who drenched her pussy in baby oil.  Firstly baby oil isn't good for pussies; secondly as a lube it destroys condoms; thirdly it's so fluid that it would quickly drain out and soak the crotch of her clothes; fourthly it has a distinctly non-pussy smell about it.   

Just so you know, real pussy juice from a healthy cunny doesn't smell of much, is quite viscous and slightly salty to the taste.  Anna's juices are quite the specimen as experienced again tonight as I tongued her clit and she jerked like she w

as being electrocuted.   

I was assuming baby oil or whatever kind of oil they use in the massage room, a lube for vaginas. External Link/Members Only  ?? .

 Summer's pussy was very wet, oily  feel to it when I first fingered her with her standing next to the table .She couldn' t have suddenly got that wet when I only just put a finger there ?? .

[hawai5o]

Sorry mate but the White Lily is a complete clip joint, Hawaii's description just confirms that... oooh what a bargain I got an 8 minute gawp and grope (no mention of B2B) for £50 extra... 

You might want to have a go at Katy, that I just saw in Baker St, if big norks on an Oriental are your thing.

They are carrying on just as before when it was a proper Clip joint .

[sparkus]

Sorry mate but the White Lily is a complete clip joint, Hawaii's description just confirms that... oooh what a bargain I got an 8 minute gawp and grope (no mention of B2B) for £50 extra... 

You might want to have a go at Katy, that I just saw in Baker St, if big norks on an Oriental are your thing.

I've not been in.

They are indeed! Which Bake Street shop though?

[sparkus]

Hey Sparkus,
How often did your "contribution" to this project require you to "interview" the local businesses and collaborate with the women of the "community" to ensure their needs were met?

Sadly (!) my work wasn't involved in it so I just spectated an associate firm's.

If it'd been my work I would have insisted on better graphics in the PowerPoint and also got Kelly up on stage with me to assist.

[LLPunting]

Sadly (!) my work wasn't involved in it so I just spectated an associate firm's.

If it'd been my work I would have insisted on better graphics in the PowerPoint and also got Kelly up on stage with me to assist.

Using Kelly would've lost you the project...
...shipping in some ringers (with an "r" not an "m") from Browns or the Axe might be more convincing.

[LLPunting]

I've not been in.

They are indeed! Which Bake Street shop though?

Having a noob moment?  You do know how to "whistle" don't you?

[sparkus]

Having a noob moment?  You do know how to "whistle" don't you?

There's more than one eg San Ling,Oriental Remedies, Natural Ways. No?

[LLPunting]

There's more than one eg San Ling,Oriental Remedies, Natural Ways. No?

The clue was "Katy" and I've posted a review...

[sparkus]

The clue was "Katy" and I've posted a review...

That I didn't knows /spot. Will check out.

White Lily had a speccy woman on earlier, not enticing at all. Romanian behind desk, phwoarrr.

[bigben911]

Hey guys,

Just wondering if you guys get massages on the weekend or just weekdays after work. If so, who would you recommend for a massage on a sunday?

[hawai5o]

White Lily had a speccy woman on earlier, not enticing at all. Romanian behind desk, phwoarrr.

I saw her as well ,very plain .
Round the corner on Brewer St  sat Summer and her face was covered in spots a very unattractive sight of acne outbreak .

Now I wouldn' t touch her if she paid me .
The Romanian you saw earlier  must've been Christina ,she 's my mate' s regular .She doesn' t accept less than £100 for B2B.

A rip off that place ,I would' t bother with it again .

[hawai5o]

Checked the new place on Frith st corner Shaftesbury ave ,Noho' s discovery  and another very spotty young girl on reception. Two girls working ,young looking but very plain .

They  still have a special of £35 for 50 minutes .
Based on what I saw today it doesn' t look enticing as well .
What s going on with these Chinese girls and the acne outbreak ??

[hawai5o]

A weird UKP/IRL collision today when I had to sit through a presentation on the case study of renovating the Middlesex Street Estate and how the firm's staff had 'involved themselves in the community during the contract'.  Thankfully my work wasn't involved in that so I just waited for our bit but I had a right good snigger.


(I did look around the room to see if anyone else had the same

reaction)

The latest on Middlesex St .External Link/Members Only
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Suspicions were raised by neighbours who saw a stream of men visiting the flat in Middlesex Street;  Very nosy lot .

[Alex24]

great feedback guys

[sparkus]

Hey guys,

Just wondering if you guys get massages on the weekend or just weekdays after work. If so, who would you recommend for a massage on a sunday?

During the working day is probably better for us with OHs.  Once mine jumped on me when I came through the door and I sure as fuck wasn't ready to go again, so I tend to make sure there's a few hours clear.

In my experience Sunday is a bit shit really, I guess shops have less footfall so there's less staff on.  Manageress' also tend to have that day off too.

[sparkus]

This morning's recce was the South Woodford TCM - quite slim late 30s Chinese on, big eyes but only that.  I was turning round to leave and her EE colleague came out the room and said she'd be free soon, looked decent enough but not really one for the EEs if they're not so well endowed.

Leytonstone Thai place had a quite young, dark and busty Thai girl working but the glum receptionist said I had to take the old bag sat doing her nails.  No thank you.  The chubby girl did look quite young.

Already had a few women this week so any cash parted with has to be for a holy grail type scenario.

[stampjones]

During the working day is probably better for us with OHs.  Once mine jumped on me when I came through the door and I sure as fuck wasn't ready to go again, so I tend to make sure there's a few hours clear.

In my experience Sunday is a bit shit really, I guess shops have less footfall so there's less staff on.  Manageress' also tend to have that day off too.

Same - though my missus wouldnt jump if you set off an IUD under her arse. The girls are probably less jaded at lunchtime, otoh they are probably more pissed later on ymmv

[sparkus]

Same - though my missus wouldnt jump if you set off an IUD under her arse. The girls are probably less jaded at lunchtime, otoh they are probably more pissed later on ymmv

What I have noticed is the girls who have to do things like open up the shop aren't exactly of a sunny disposition before lunch.

An eye-opener this week: booked a girl and she was waiting naked for me in the room when I got there. 

[LLPunting]

Same - though my missus wouldnt jump if you set off an IUD under her arse. The girls are probably less jaded at lunchtime, otoh they are probably more pissed later on ymmv

IUD? - Improvised Uterine Device?  What does that do?  Is that like a Cialis for wombs?

[LLPunting]

What I have noticed is the girls who have to do things like open up the shop aren't exactly of a sunny disposition before lunch.

An eye-opener this week: booked a girl and she was waiting naked for me in the room when I got there.

And who is this presumptious God-send?  And how did it go?  Have you been Xboxing with the noobs again?

[Checkmate1984]

Hi all
Anyone got massage plus extras from a Indian by any chance?

Thanks

[bigben911]

During the working day is probably better for us with OHs.  Once mine jumped on me when I came through the door and I sure as fuck wasn't ready to go again, so I tend to make sure there's a few hours clear.

In my experience Sunday is a bit shit really, I guess shops have less footfall so there's less staff on.  Manageress' also tend to have that day off too.

Okay in that case I'll probably just book an indie

[sparkus]

And who is this presumptious God-send?  And how did it go?  Have you been Xboxing with the noobs again?

LLP I really don't get what you're getting at.

[sparkus]

Hi all
Anyone got massage plus extras from a Indian by any chance?

Thanks

Just type in Athree on the search box.

[LLPunting]

LLP I really don't get what you're getting at.

Who was the girl waiting for you naked? And where can we find her?  Was she any good?

[sparkus]

Who was the girl waiting for you naked? And where can we find her?  Was she any good?

She was absolutely top-notch but I think I can be forgiven for not sharing the details as it'd make me identifiable (as I've said, these women are aware of this forum, as are the council/press etc.) It was a specific agreed transaction by text in a shop discussed on here.

I understand that's annoying but I'd rather annoy some people on the internet I've never met than make myself identifiable to ones I have, if you understand.

Always happy to share other info in a more general way, as you know.

[MrIncredible]

New Place - I wandered past Wembley triangle massage earlier this week, just by Wembley Stadium station. Looking online it only opened a couple of months back, but has long opening hours, anyone tried it for extras as it will be a few weeks before I could TOFTT, but happy to do so next time I can swing past.

[stampjones]

IUD? - Improvised Uterine Device?  What does that do?  Is that like a Cialis for wombs?

Oops - freudian slip there cos my missus actually does have one of those. Meant an IED obviously 

[sparkus]

Hi all
Anyone got massage plus extras from a Indian by any chance?

Thanks

Forgot to the mention that the two bustiest in there are Kavia and Carla, similar sounding names but chalk and cheese (the latter is black) as tits go - Kavia has a massive firm pair, Carla's a bit older and lacks that firmness now (big pair on smaller body).  Both HE skills about the same.  Enjoy!

[Mkdng]

She was absolutely top-notch but I think I can be forgiven for not sharing the details as it'd make me identifiable (as I've said, these women are aware of this forum, as are the council/press etc.) It was a specific agreed transaction by text in a shop discussed on here.

I understand that's annoying but I'd rather annoy some people on the internet I've never met than make myself identifiable to ones I have, if you understand.

Always happy to share other info in a more general way, as you know.

Well said Sparkus it's good to share info but you also have to know the boundaries

[tottenham53]

Forgot to the mention that the two bustiest in there are Kavia and Carla, similar sounding names but chalk and cheese (the latter is black) as tits go - Kavia has a massive firm pair, Carla's a bit older and lacks that firmness now (big pair on smaller body).  Both HE skills about the same.  Enjoy!

wheres this?

[sparkus]

Well said Sparkus it's good to share info but you also have to know the boundaries

Had this discussion on here a few times but my right to stay anon trumps anyone's right to learn more info.  I think I do share the love as far as I can otherwise.

[sparkus]

wheres this?

Athree, Barbican/Goswell Road.

[Carl.los1]

Wondering how this all works.. never had balls to just walk into a place, just looking for decent massage and hj... lookin to spend 30 mins how much will I be looking at
Sorry again for been a noob

[sparkus]

Wondering how this all works.. never had balls to just walk into a place, just looking for decent massage and hj... lookin to spend 30 mins how much will I be looking at
Sorry again for been a noob

Erm, mate.  We've spent hours having shit massages, no prospect of a HE etc. if we can invest that cash and time in search of it, so can you.  It doesn't just fall out of a tree.

[Titti Tatti]

Stuck in traffic I noticed Refine, 807 Commercial Rd.  Does nails a nd massage and looks very promising, i.e. neon massAge sign.

On lhs as you head east just before Burdett rd/canary wharf turning. 

Anyone tried?

[Mij]

Wondering how this all works.. never had balls to just walk into a place, just looking for decent massage and hj... lookin to spend 30 mins how much will I be looking at
Sorry again for been a noob

Read the thread from the start, and look at the reviews posted by those of us who have gone to the trouble...

 

[Qwerty69]

New Place - I wandered past Wembley triangle massage earlier this week, just by Wembley Stadium station. Looking online it only opened a couple of months back, but has long opening hours, anyone tried it for extras as it will be a few weeks before I could TOFTT, but happy to do so next time I can swing past.

I saw this today... Green shop front... I was gonna try it but it was closed at midday. Anyone else tried it?

[Ozy84]

New indonesian girl at cheng xiang today. Sounds quite young on the phone. May try getting over there today.

Kelly informs me of a new young chinese at behealth today also...decisions decisions...

[rebelsurge]

Are you sure it is Be Health? They have 4 shops and as far as I know Kelly does not have a connection  apart from working there about 7 years ago.

[vish]

Location - watford apartment
Description - mid 30s woman from Latvia

I recently went for a massage in watford - External Link/Members Only

She is ok to look at, not great but not bad. The massage itself was nice and firm, which is what I needed after a day of tennis!

I was not sure whether extras were on offer or not and didn't want to offend her. She did give a nice bum massage so I was hoping she will ask soon.

When I turned over, she did get very close and made it very sensual but didn't ask for anything. And considering it was my first time I didnt want to ask her and offend her just in case !

So all in all it was a nice sensual massage, would have loved to get a hj but maybe will ask next time.

If anyone else has been there and asked for extras then please let me know? Moved to Watford so will he great to find someone like her plus the extras

[Ozy84]

Are you sure it is Be Health? They have 4 shops and as far as I know Kelly does not have a connection  apart from working there about 7 years ago.

66 middlesex st

[chinafan]

Location - watford apartment
Description - mid 30s woman from Latvia

I recently went for a massage in watford - External Link/Members Only

She is ok to look at, not great but not bad. The massage itself was nice and firm, which is what I needed after a day of tennis!

I was not sure whether extras were on offer or not and didn't want to offend her. She did give a nice bum massage so I was hoping she will ask soon.

When I turned over, she did get very close and made it very sensual but didn't ask for anything. And considering it was my first time I didnt want to ask her and offend her just in case !

So all in all it was a nice sensual massage, would have loved to get a hj but maybe will ask next time.

If anyone else has been there and asked for extras then please let me know? Moved to Watford so will he great to find someone like her plus the extras

If it's getting sensual tell her you're struggling not to get a hard on.

[vish]

If it's getting sensual tell her you're struggling not to get a hard on.

Will do next time mate ! She seems to have referral schemes so do let me know if anyone plans to go and we can both get some discount

[J1mmy]

Interesting article in the standard today

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[Ozy84]

Interesting article in the standard today

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As much as threads like this are an absolute god send, they probably have contributed to the authorities paying more attention to the shop licences. Ive read a few articles that mention ukp directly.

[vish]

Interesting article in the standard today

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Wow ! I was actually considering to visit ping tomorrow

[rebelsurge]

Don't let that article put you off.

[J1mmy]

Don't let that article put you off.

Surely there's a little cause for concern?