Post-Lockdown Reviews....Short, Sweet & Simple.Altree Massage (Barbican) -Visited a few times, and have had some great girls. They can be expensive, but it's worth the punt and the receptionist lady is usually fairly quick and tries to fit you in. Relatively clean inside, Showers could do with a bit of a scrub and sometimes don't work and the Indian girls can be pretty decent, especially Charita. She's early 20s and probably up there with the QMUL medical student good looking girl you find out on a student night (If you get what I mean?)
Natural Atmosphere Beauty & Massage (Blackfriars) -Fairly busy, with limited capacity and haven't tried this place since lockdowns as is hit and miss if you can get a booking or someone to massage. The girls here aren't keen on much above HE/Topless. Prices are reasonable though.
Natural Elements (Farringdon) -Went here after drinking a few beers in the City one evening. Pretty crap massage and expensive extras, but got oral reverse for relative money. I probably wouldn't return unless the girl changes. Annoyingly the receptionist is fit, but doesn't do massage.
Health First Asian Massage Spa (Holborn) -Tucked away down a side alley, this place is pretty decent for where it is, but a bit overpriced if you ask me, but very busy with local city workers. The massage was good, but not worth the dollar. Extras are pricey but did manage a HE + touch/lick after some more money. It's worth checking this place out again as there appears to be an ever-changing amount of girls here.
Well Health Massage (Waterloo) -This place was great before COVID, there was one young girl here that would do anything and wasn't overpriced and she loved every moment of it. I've bumped into one older looking woman a few times (Not the receptions who thinks she's a nuclear scientist) and she's pretty expensive and doesn't want to do much. So probably won't return unless I can see there's a decent/different woman doing massages.
Chinese Massage Waterloo - Young Kong Spa -This place was also great before COVID, and I've only had one decent experience with one of the Tawainese girls who spoke very good English. This was on NYE and haven't been back since. Great place and probably similar to the reviews already on here regarding this shop. Was also a great punt during lockdowns as a local.
Thai Mint spa and Massage -I went here recently and probably would never go back. Doesn't take cards, only cash and they take forever to come to give you a massage. Wasn't keen on anything other than HE due to her boss and the doors are practically non-existent. Strangely nearby Tower Bridge Wellness was busy, so maybe that's a better punt for that area?
Everwell (Gerrard St) - I've tried this place out a couple of times and annoyingly end up with the same person, who pretty much isn't that great. Very expensive offers for extras and nothing mutual. The young receptionist who works upstairs would have been much more fun I suspect, but a place I'd never go back to.
Everwell (Little Newport Street) -This place was one I never visited pre-lockdown but fancied my chances. Again pretty damn expensive for extra and the massage wasn't of great quality. They do tend to have some lookers, but usually to entice you in.
Asian Touch Thai Massage (Shaftesbury Ave) -Inside this is probably one of the cleanest massage parlours I've been to in London. It's a bit pricey, but decent value for money. The extras were reasonable but not cheap. I'd recommend this one for a genuine place for once.
Rupert Jade Thai Massage Spa Soho Central London (Rupert St) -I've been here a couple of times, and Eva (I think that's her name) is outrageously good looking. Very very good massage and an extremely talented happy ending. The majority of her colleagues will not do extras, and I think this place is very much one for not doing any extras. But Eva if you can get her, is great.
Organic Health Massage, Soho (Archer St) -My first ever massage parlour pre-COVID and unfortunately, I don't visit here much as what's on offer is usually expensive. Extras can be reasonable though, depending on who you get. A lot of the regular girls seem to have changed here. It's a great place if you want a quick massage and guaranteed HE.
Natural Wellness (Peter St) -This one has blown my mind twice. Pre-Lockdown there's a girl here that wears glasses and speaks fairly good English. She was an absolute gem and was well worth the money I spent on her, but having visited her recently she would not do the service she provided before, something I've found in Soho that has now disappeared from what it used to be. I visited last year and there was an Eastern European girl who was so turned on and told me it was my lucky day and would give me full service. The only time I've ever experienced this was in a massage shop. Unfortunately, it escaped me before I got to pile the drill in.
Simplyrelax Spa (Brewer St) - The attitude of the girls in here absolutely stinks. I don't know why I bothered visiting again but they have no passion for anything, the massage is terrible and even the extras is like whatever they want to do, and you pay for it. I would avoid it unless I see new talent here. Pre-lockdown there was a Scottish girl here who was amazing, sadly no longer here.
Be Health Chinese Massage Acupuncture Soho Chinatown (Dean St) - This place was better when it was next door at number 78, another place that was lost to lockdown. When I last visited here the woman was just trying to rip me off and wasn't very friendly. I haven't been back since.
White Lily Spa (Tisbury Ct) - I have frequented this place a lot. It's usually the easiest one to walk in/out of without drawing too much attention. The girls know me by my nickname now and they are fairly receptive to what has been reported. Maybe they just like me? A couple of the girls here offer a decent amount, but you are looking at, at least £100. Again, I may be lucky as they can be stingy and untrustworthy of you, but the majority of the ones who remained here and didn't go back to Romania are fairly good. The best one for a massage is Sammy, none of the other girls come close.
Summary -I think that's all of the ones since lockdown's ended. There's been a few that I've not returned to, or wish to return to and a couple has closed down since. I do feel though, and it may be because I've exhausted myself and need to try new places, but the ones in Central London have now upped their prices and the extras charged if they do them are extortion. A lot of the girls seem to have changed, and any of the old school ones seem burned out and unwilling to offer.
But the only place I've felt like I've had a decent massage recently is Altree Spa. The rest don't seem to care, albeit one girl at White Lilly Spa who's fairly decent.
