purelyjasmine in Manchester... maybe, probably

[cueball]

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Totally different style of reviewing for me this but the facts about this lasses reliability need putting out there. Bits of comments on various threads are all well and good but it needs putting in a review.

Another shit comms, rubbish organisation and pissing punters about.

So far, I've had three goes at seeing this lass. Her reputation made me suspend my usual zero tolerance for being pissed about and dangled but bollocks to seeing her, I've had enough of being dangled.

First time....

Email exchange and I get a phone number, bloody slow comms but I've got an agreed day and time. No address or postcode though.

On the day, I'm texting.... "I cannot set off to see you without a postcode or an address"..... nothing, I'm not setting off then.

At my allotted punt time I receive a text... "where are you"
To which I reply... "I'm sat at home, you've passed no details on, no chance for today"

I binned her. But, after every body sings her praises, I think maybe I'm cutting my nose off to spite my face....

 I give her another go......

Email exchange and a booking, I've got my day and time sorted. I'm thinking, yep, this is it, I'm on. I'm emailing and texting, long delays in replying.

 I'm texting again "no drive without a confirmation on the day". No confirmation, eventually I get a text with a hotel....

I'm an hours drive from her, she texts about 10 minutes before we're due. I text back, no go, I'm an hour away and don't have the window in time now.

I get a call full of apologies saying she's fucked up and can we re arrange.

Remember, I've spent nothing and I've driven nowhere, so, as there's been very little effect on me, I agree to defer.

Third time lucky?.....

So, I'm on go number three, all over the phone again. No address yet, I am waiting all through the weekend to see if anything comes through, odd text but I'm losing my patience to chase her.
I think bollocks to this, I arrange another lass for jasmines day and time and think bollocks to Jasmine.

I'm sat outside the others prossies gaff waiting for the green light text and lo and behold, I get a "I'm ready" text from jasmine.

I text back "I too am ready, I'm ready for somebody else, you've not given me any address details" then off I trot into the other lasses gaff and give jasmine no more thought.

I don't know if she's thick, busy, incompetent or lazy but I'll bet she's lost a small fortune in business with her useless methods.

I don't give a toss how good looking she is, how good a podge she is or how fit her arse is.....

3 times I've had agreed bookings, 3 times it's bombed out and 3 times it's been her failure to communicate properly.... there won't be a 4th.

Just how difficult is it to spend eye watering money for an hour's slap and tickle 

I'll spend my 150 quid elsewhere..... She is bloody expensive too.

Binned.... You could say I've cut my nose off to spite my face but bollocks to it, my face can cope without my nose.

[OakTree]

Definitely justifiable. I would be livid if that was me.

I have small windows of time when I can go punting. Being fucked about like that I just couldn't tolerate.

For those sort of rates she needs to seriously up her game in the admin department. She can be the best shag in the world but that's of little use if she can't organise her shit.

[NigelF]

As you said, you're not the only one to experience this. It seems her first negative has been long overdue. This review is totally justified.

[Trotter671]

Def a negative cue - it should not be that hard to sort a punt, I won't be bothering. How can she send texts saying 'I'm ready' when no details of where to go have been sent by her

I know some girls don't give exact location (house number/flat number/hotel room number.....) until you have arrived but a postcode or name of hotel means you can actually depart and arrive for agreed time - it's not rocket science.

[Al Reet]

I admire your patience

[Blackpool Rock]

Can't stand shit comms, never understand why girls won't give a postcode in reasonable time, I always like to look at Google street view then work out where to park etc.
I know you didn't actually meet her Cue and potted another lass on the 3rd failed attempt but it's a while since you copped a bad one so had to luck out sometime 

[cueball]

I know you didn't actually meet her Cue and potted another lass on the 3rd failed attempt but it's a while since you copped a bad one so had to luck out sometime 

Yep, I've had a cracking run.

I do plan very very carefully though, it's too expensive and I've been at it too long to think with my dick (well,, we all think with our dicks don't we).

[scutty brown]

and even when you get a postcode and address, is it right?
Like the bitch in my review of today - gave me an initial false address. I could easily have ended up knocking on the wrong door looking for a prossie that wasn't there......potential disaster

[FWK1]

Totally justified Negative CB..

Her Arse is really fit though..

[Kendrig]

Thanks for the review CB totally agree with the negative, and will save a lot of punters wasted time. I too have to admire the patience, once maybe , after two would have been binned. Good that you already had another lined up for the 3rd time.

  Dizzy Dizzy Dizzy girl, hopefully she learns, looks can be one thing. There are many more lasses

[threechilliman]

Thick as shit this one. She never made it on to my maybe list.

I'll bet there's a few been pissed about by her but keeping schtum. Out with it boys, don't be shy.

tcm

[cueball]

Hmm.... my patience was tested but my methods proved out with this one. I never set off on the day without confirmation and a postcode. If I don't get both, I won't leave the settee.

It's as rare as hens teeth I'll give em three goes, her forum reputation made me extend my patience.

the third time... I just got proved correct..... that's why I lined another lass up.

[threechilliman]

Hmm.... my patience was tested but my methods proved out with this one. I never set off on the day without confirmation and a postcode. If I don't get both, I won't leave the settee.

It's as rare as hens teeth I'll give em three goes, her forum reputation made me extend my patience.

the third time... I just got proved correct..... that's why I lined another lass up.

Perfect fella. Occasionally one is worth persevering with. I like the third time when you got the come on in text from her whilst sat outside another birds gaff. Comedy fucking gold that one.

tcm

[opal]

Must say she looks exactly my type but also a fair drive for me. Personally I'd wait until I was going over to Manchester rather than make a special journey and would set off only If I had a confirmed booking on AW and general area to navigate to.

I may also maybe have a plan B which means more research and I know is easier if your like parlours. Come to think about it plan C... staying at home an having a wank is far less trouble!

[freeze44]

Thanks mr c for this. Was going to book but not now!

[frankc]

"I cannot set off to see you without a postcode or an address"

Sums it up in one sentence Pal....

[bolster3]

Another scrubbed from my hotlist.

I hate poor comms, I mean its not exactly rocket science to type and send a text the day before, or the morning of the meet.

Or apparently it is.

[spanktank]

It's a shame to hear this, Jasmine is a lovely girl with a great arse but she clearly needs to get her shit together.

Strangely I've seen her twice and had no problems booking, first time she replied to my email within less than a minute. Maybe it's just luck of the draw whether you catch her at a good time.

Last time I saw her she had 15+ missed messages within the space of a 30 minute booking so she's clearly inundated (no excuse of course, other escorts have clearly found ways to manage).

[cueball]

Jasmine is a lovely girl with a great arse

I've seen her twice and had no problems booking

 first time she replied to my email within less than a minute.

Maybe it's just luck of the draw whether you catch her at a good time.

she's clearly inundated

Thanks, I feel inspired reading that 

Maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt and try again eh?

Like fuck I will.... I'll keep my 150 English pounds tucked safely away and use elsewhere... I'll have some change for good measure too

[lordoflight18]

Wouldn't of tried to see her again after the first time of been fucked about but thanks for the review.

[spanktank]

Thanks, I feel inspired reading that 

Maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt and try again eh?

Like fuck I will.... I'll keep my 150 English pounds tucked safely away and use elsewhere... I'll have some change for good measure too

No worries, plenty of others out there. Just thought I'd provide an alternative perspective as I had a different experience.

[Sh5278]

Thanks for the review. She was top of my to-do list, but like many, have a limited window to actually arrange a punt in a normal day.

Guess I'll wait till she hopefully sorts out her organisation

[lewisjones23]

No worries, plenty of others out there. Just thought I'd provide an alternative perspective as I had a different experience.

treading a dangerous line IMO

[NigelF]

treading a dangerous line IMO

Yes and IMO that's mainly because he hasn't bothered doing his own review. That would benefit more people and is the best way provide his alternative perspective.

Having said that I imagine there might come a time in the future where I can't resist sticking my oar in to a negative review and I provide my alternative positive experience (despite the fact that I will very likely have already done a positive review). And if I were to do that I would probably go about it in the way he did - which was to pour scorn on her actions in this case but to point out my differing experience. Still, it's not really helpful and it's certainly not the place to do it (unlike in his own review if he actually bothered to do one).

[jonko]

I have tried to contact this lass on a couple of occassion, she has always responded all be it a day or two later - probably as she is busy always by the sound of it. Not made a meet yet, though strangely enough, I got a message from her yesterday saying she was available to see me today and tomorrow. Unfortunately I am already booked in with a red headed lass tomorrow (later today now) in MCR so not going to be able to see Jasmine this time around, but I will try again next month as I am determined to get to see her one day.

[cpw_19]

I saw her at the start of the year....I made it clear I didn't live in Manc and was travelling, to make sure I got the hotel name/location out of her - meant at least I knew which way to go on the tram!

[IAMBATMAN]

i tried booking her a month or so ago, we agreed a time a date for me to travel nearly 2 hour to get txt saying she made plans shed forgotten about and might be availiable after 4 so i said fine and i waited and i waited to get a txt at 4:15 saying might not be till 7 so like a dick i said fine and i waited till seven and just txt her saying im going home but i didnt get a reply till nearly 9 so fuck her, i sat in Neros for 6 hours total and had to just walk round for a further hour cause it closed at 6. i know im a dick for waiting

[threechilliman]

i know im a dick for waiting

Indeed. Lesson learnt I hope.

tcm

[cueball]

i tried booking her a month or so ago, we agreed a time a date for me to travel nearly 2 hour to get txt saying she made plans shed forgotten about and might be availiable after 4 so i said fine and i waited and i waited to get a txt at 4:15 saying might not be till 7 so like a dick i said fine and i waited till seven and just txt her saying im going home but i didnt get a reply till nearly 9 so fuck her, i sat in Neros for 6 hours total and had to just walk round for a further hour cause it closed at 6. i know im a dick for waiting

Bloody hell batty, that's some patience. I thought I were harsh not getting off the settee without confirmation 

[Trotter671]

i tried booking her a month or so ago, we agreed a time a date for me to travel nearly 2 hour to get txt saying she made plans shed forgotten about and might be availiable after 4 so i said fine and i waited and i waited to get a txt at 4:15 saying might not be till 7 so like a dick i said fine and i waited till seven and just txt her saying im going home but i didnt get a reply till nearly 9 so fuck her, i sat in Neros for 6 hours total and had to just walk round for a further hour cause it closed at 6. i know im a dick for waiting

Christ on a bike!! That is indeed some patience, I would gone home after the 4.15 text ('might not be til 7' - WTF) texting her back to forget it

[dude86]

I think the problem is partly that she does this on the side almost as a hobby. Her profile states she has another job, and when I've managed to meet her I got the distinct impression it's an 'ad hoc' thing, either when she's horny, or needs a few bob, or maybe both?

Just another view, not excusing the piss poor comms - it is frankly enraging at times and I alluded to it in my own review.

[IAMBATMAN]

it was the day after i split with my ex under not so good circumstances and i wanted to fuck the smallest tightest little body in my HL an at that time only she would of been good enough an altho ive not been active on here for a while ive still been reading the reviews an stuff so i knew who i wanted before id even looked  tbh im glad she couldnt see me at the time
i also saw naughtybabe aka JJ from gfe (as an indie) but i couldnt perfom at all so were just gonna push that under the rug an act like it dint happen yeah

[mrfishyfoo]

Well I've read some things MrCB but this really takes the buscuit.

FFS texting ready when she ain't even told you where.   

Hilarious. 

[brengun1979]

I was luckily enough to meet jasmine when she worked for a large agency in manchester some years ago. Back then she was a absolute gem, I too am disappointed if this review is the current state of affairs.

She does however have a huge following on the other forum i tend to frequent so it all can't be bad. Its a shame if shes let things slip.

From what I remember she was a right little pocket rocket.

[vw]

I think the problem is partly that she does this on the side almost as a hobby. Her profile states she has another job

Many write that as a cover story for a crazy disorganised life from my experience.   


sorry to hear about your sofa stay CB, hope you have a nice on to sit on !   

[VOLPONE]

Many write that as a cover story for a crazy disorganised life from my experience.

Indeed : but not in this case. The 'other career story' is 100% true.
I've reviewed her positively in the past and also commented on what a nightmare it can be pinning her down to a time and location for a booking.
NigelF refers to his 'holy trinity' of punting ...Great Looks,Great Service and Great Attitude.
I'd give her at least a 9/10 for the first two and the same for her attitude in the bedroom. In fact ,personally, I'm not aware of a better performer in the NW at the current time.
However,I found  the hassle involved in arranging a further punt with her so great I gave up trying to arrange one some months ago. Better to remember the punts I had with her and have a really good wank.Cheaper too...

[vw]

Indeed : but not in this case. The 'other career story' is 100% true.

Not sure how you would know that really, never been that close to an escort that i could 100% confirm anything they say is the truth.

are you closer than we think ?

[Richthescouser]

Not sure how you would know that really, never been that close to an escort that i could 100% confirm anything they say is the truth.

are you closer than we think ?

I have (and am) but wouldn't mention her on here to avoid accusations. Plus best not make it easier to figure out who we all are in real life.

[VOLPONE]

Not sure how you would know that really

Rest assured I won't be telling you 

never been that close to an escort that i could 100% confirm anything they say is the truth.

Fair enough

are you closer than we think ?

No
The royal we eh ?

[cueball]

Indeed : but not in this case. The 'other career story' is 100% true.
I've reviewed her positively in the past and also commented on what a nightmare it can be pinning her down to a time and location for a booking.
NigelF refers to his 'holy trinity' of punting ...Great Looks,Great Service and Great Attitude.
I'd give her at least a 9/10 for the first two and the same for her attitude in the bedroom. In fact ,personally, I'm not aware of a better performer in the NW at the current time.
However,I found  the hassle involved in arranging a further punt with her so great I gave up trying to arrange one some months ago. Better to remember the punts I had with her and have a really good wank.Cheaper too...

I'm not convinced any punter knows the 100% truth of any prossie.... only pimps and prossies know the full details in my experience.

Disappointingly I see your post as a repair job post pal, on the cusp of white knighting.

I expected as much but not from you volpy, I rated you as a level headed member on here.

Before you get all angry, take a step back and read your post.... it's a classic repair post on a negative review thread.

The caveat at the end of your post doesn't undo the two paragraphs before it imo.

[vw]

The royal we eh ?

Well there is more than one post commenting on your 100% knowing.  Hence the we.   

Expect many others don't want to engage with wk posters !

[Gary1980]

Saw her a couple of times, one when she'd only had a few AW reviews, both times were great.  Unfortunately OP is right the comms are terrible.  Tried to arrange a few times after and got so frustrated with the process I've just given up.   Great girl if you can see her though.

[Fast and Bulbous]

Indeed : but not in this case. The 'other career story' is 100% true.

Not sure how you would know that really, never been that close to an escort that i could 100% confirm anything they say is the truth.

are you closer than we think ?

This may be less mysterious than it seems. Jasmine used to have one phone for both her escort and 'other career' work. A simple Google search of the number lead to her 'other career' work, including her webpages, even before meeting her. I anticipate that she now uses different numbers...

[VOLPONE]

Correct,Fast and Bulbous. And that was mentioned on this very Board last year...

[OakTree]

I very much doubt she's the exception in having a proper job as well so I really don't see how having another career is an excuse for piss poor comms and organisation.

I've got a career outside punting but I don't let it fuck up my meets.

It's basic admin.

[Fast and Bulbous]

I very much doubt she's the exception in having a proper job as well so I really don't see how having another career is an excuse for piss poor comms and organisation.

Agreed. The 'one phone' information is a possible explanation for why some of her clients were more aware of her 'other career' than seemed plausible. Her unreliability is a separate issue.

[cash2spare]

these wgs who say they have another job outside of selling their bodies must have good jobs indeed as I can't think of any position that would pay them over £100 per hour or even £100 per day! think they are avin a laff personally.

[scutty brown]

these wgs who say they have another job outside of selling their bodies must have good jobs indeed as I can't think of any position that would pay them over £100 per hour or even £100 per day! think they are avin a laff personally.

I know of several who work the tills in Sainsburys during the day and whore in the evenings.
One pays the rent, the other pays for the nice things. Remember - to stay in the country they have to be able to prove to immigration / landlords that they have a real job.

[vw]

Before you get all angry, take a step back and read your post.... it's a classic repair post on a negative review thread.

Seems they have organised a repair review and sent a knight across from Yorkshire the East Midlands must have run out !

[cueball]

Seems they have organised a repair review and sent a knight across from Yorkshire the East Midlands must have run out !

  yes, I noticed.

No shocker though, I thought/knew this would come.

Can't have a darling getting criticised now can we