mature english Kate - Bayswater

[rockharders]

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Price £80 for 30 mins

Been on my HL for a while out of curiousity took the plunge with a 30 minute quickie. Comms and organisation is good and fast reply to a rented apartment in Bayswater.

Physical: Kate greeted me in a stringy corset quite similar to the one shown in the profile pic. Looks ok until she takes it all off. Physically I didn't find her body attractive, loads of flab and loose folds skin around the stomach area, huge floppy tits and a face that's past it's prime half a century ago. The profile photos are not a good indication of what you will get, she is bigger, flabbier and wrinklier. Those pics must have been taken before I was even born.

Service: Lots of rules, such as no kissing, no RO, covered BJ only. Kate then went on a rant about how dangerous STDs are and gave me a good lecture on how people can even get STDs from oral and kissing. What a fabulous start to the punt, got me really turned on...NOT.

I was so turned off I simply couldn't get in the mood to enjoy myself then she started comparing me to her other customers, who are apparently so much more relaxed and happier around her than I will ever be.

I left at 30 minutes sharp, didn't want to stay around anymore.

Avoid this old Dodo unless you enjoy listening to constant complaining and annoying small talk from a wrinkly old hag bag.

A solid NEGATIVE

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Just for reference, I just noticed some other dudes had bad service and STD lecturing https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=29319.0

[The_Don]

Quality negative review, thanks for the warning.

[baranabus96]

Her other review is a couple of years old and the reviewer described her as being like her pictures so they are likely years old.

Also mentioned DFK so it seems like she had some STD scare in the time between now and then.

She has RO listed so she's blatantly lying on her profile if she said she doesn't allow it as a rule.

[An tUasal Liathroid Mor]

Kate was actually a 'madame' for many years....and ran a few good houses around the Maida Vale area....I was very surprised to see her 'working'....but am not surprised at all at the review...as some of the girls that worked for her in the past told me that she was a 'strict' employer.....kind of like Em from LMP/Phoenix used to be in the past.

Also I am surprised the OP did not allude to her age....as Kate must be nearly 70 at this stage..

[Sinz]

Thanks for the warning OP, staying well clear of this one.

Don't think I would ever want pay for a STD lecture session.

[rockharders]

Also I am surprised the OP did not allude to her age....as Kate must be nearly 70 at this stage..

Prepunt I was certainly aware she's in her 50s or more, but compare her body to milfs like Smiley Cindy and Crystal Sensual, there's simply no comparison. Kate is a really hideous looker once the corset comes off. I think it's the worst stomach I've ever seen in my punting life.

Also hygiene wasn't top notch, could smell some musty mild piss down there, not strong but something you wouldn't want to dive you nose right into.

[dancr7]

Waffles on too much! She was strict the first meet couple years back. Second time she allowed OWO and seemed more relaxed

[thetinman007]

Thanks for review mate. One to definitely avoid.

[Belgarion]

UKP saves the day once again

[Persie]

I cannot believe anyone would be interested in this mutton dressed as mutton.

She is awful with a bad attitude to match and worst of all....my nephew knows her grandson i****h and grand-daughter H*****-M***e   

When I twigged, I was like "oh fuck! What sort of company are you keeping" 

[Clooney]

I cannot believe anyone would be interested in this mutton dressed as mutton.

She is awful with a bad attitude to match and worst of all....my nephew knows her grandson i****h and grand-daughter H*****-M***e   

When I twigged, I was like "oh fuck! What sort of company are you keeping" 

How did you manage to work that out???

And for the record, I agree with this review. She's an absolute horror with a shitty attitude and has got to be approaching 65.

[Persie]

How did you manage to work that out???

And for the record, I agree with this review. She's an absolute horror with a shitty attitude and has got to be approaching 65.

'cos of Facebook - and i now know who most of her family are so if she carries on giving shit service, I may have to out her (although her son T** probably knows she's a whore)

[EnglishRebecca121]

'cos of Facebook - and i now know who most of her family are so if she carries on giving shit service, I may have to out her (although her son T** probably knows she's a whore)

wtf are you pissed or something? outing a wg unless she has done something truly awful is pathetic as is the odd attempt at name dropping 

[Happyjose]

'cos of Facebook - and i now know who most of her family are so if she carries on giving shit service, I may have to out her (although her son T** probably knows she's a whore)

what if she responded in kind and threatened to out your fellow punters?

And why make reference to her family, however vague?

[shagbambi]

Persie your comments are unacceptable. The woman has not tried outing anybody unlike yourself.

[Brazilian Martian]

To be fair to persie I think he's just joking but it is very much in bad taste. He has not really outed her as he did not post up the real names but I can understand why people are touchy about this

[Clooney]

Outing someone -punter outing girl or girl outing punter is a cardinal sin up there with knowingly spreading STDS.

Not even to be joked about.

[vw]

To be fair to persie I think he's just joking but it is very much in bad taste. He has not really outed her as he did not post up the real names but I can understand why people are touchy about this

Admin didn't think this lowlife was joking, glad he has gone, imagine what he would do to you if you criticised his favourite prossie.

[Brazilian Martian]

Admin didn't think this lowlife was joking, glad he has gone, imagine what he would do to you if you criticised his favourite prossie.

Who knows I'm already under attack from a few punters for criticising their favourite prossie so one more surely won't hurt. But yeah when I think about it what he done was low so he's been rightly punished