Helen Thai massage, Slough

[TJHooker]

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Paid: £90
Services sought: 2 hours massage with a handjob at the start and at the end.
Services delivered: 80 minute massage with body to body and handjob/tit wank at the start and end. FK, reverse oral and oral.

Booking
Called Helen, she answered in the usual Thai friendly 'hello darling,' asked about availability for a particular day, she was free at the time and day I was after.  Booking made, she then texted me her full address within a few minutes.

Location
It’s on the edge of the trading estate.  Parking was not easy.  There is parking nearby in the various outlet car parks, however they had signs up stating parking was for customers only and clamping was in operation.  I did initially look at the map on her listing, it's no where near where it is shows her location.

I parked on a road parallel to hers and walked 5 minutes to get to her.

The house is ok.  It’s not in the greatest of conditions, however the room she has setup for the massage was for purpose and seemed clean.

Helen
Helen is an older lady, I would say mid 40’s.  Body wise, a classic pair shape with a bit of a belly but no overhang.  Tits are just over a handful  I would not say she is a looker.

The experience
Arrived at Helen’s place and was led to the massage room.  Confirmed massage for 2 hours with handjob at the start and end for £70.  She stated she did not do anything else, money handed over, I was asked if I wanted tea, coffee etc.  I asked for water.  She left the room, I stripped off and lay on the table. 

She came back and started to play with me, I let my hands wonder, initially in to her top to play with her tits.  She did not pull away so I undid her bra and played with her tits.  I asked if she could remove her top, she said she was unable to as her hands were oily, so I helped her.  I then slid my hand down the back of her pants, again no hesitation. So I got up and asked if it was ok to get her naked, she giggled and then said ok.

Back on the table I played with her, fingers etc with her giggling, she then moved up and let me suck her tits.  I was then offered body 2 body for 1 hour for £100, I told her I only had £90, she said ok and then climbed on top and rubbed her self up and down until I shot my load on her tits.

Cleaned up, she then delivered an OK deep tissue massage.  She spent a bit too much time on the legs and not enough time on my back.

I was asked to flip over where she massaged the front of my legs and chest, I was allowed to play quite freely.  She giggled quite a bit and at one point said she was horny enough to want to fuck. I said ok, lets do it. She asked if I had a condom, I didn’t, I asked for a BJ instead and if I could lick her out at the same time.  She obliged, wasn't the greatest BJ I have had, but still can't beat the feeling of a wet mouth around my cock.  She blew me whilst I licked her out until she got up and swung around, we kissed (not deep) and I got to suck her tits even more. 

She then positioned herself on my legs with her pussy quite near my cock and wanked me off.  It was a slow oily wank and she occasionally rubbed her pussy on my balls and cock until I shot my load on her legs, hands and even some on her pussy.

She got off, quick kiss and cleaned me up.

I had shower, got dressed and left.  When I checked my watch I realised I had been there well over the hour, so she is not a clock watcher.

Would I go again?
Overall I would say it was a good punt considering I went in for a massage.  She does seem to be up for sex, so if I do again I will be taking a couple of condoms.  However with Thai women, ymmv.

[The Medic]

I have been meaning to visit this place and see Helen as someone else has reported on her, however every time I ask for Helen I am told she is away. Maybe she is back now so will definitely give her a try and report back.
Parking by the shops near Sainsbury's - Office World/Poundland and Pet Shop as no restrictions

[chinafan]

I visited her a while ago. I ended up walking into the wrong garden and bumped into a large dog and a family sitting out in the sun...I asked for (Helen's door number) and the guy pointed me in the right direction. Not an ideal start.

Helen isn't a looker, she's mid-40s, not a great body, but there is something quite sexy about her, and she got turned on very quickly as soon as I started to reach back to stroke her legs. We negotiated for 30 mins body to body and she stripped down to her pants, managing to keep stroking me as she did so. I ended up sitting on the edge of the table, rubbing her through her underwear, her telling me she was getting very turned out (true, she was soaking wet). Off came her pants, bit of fingering, before I blew my load onto her legs.

It seemed clear she was up for a fuck, but I wasn't interested. And hilariously she asked me if I was "polish", which turned out to mean "police".

I wouldn't return; didn't like the location (it's a fucking house on a rough-ish estate) and she's not a looker.

[Raddickle]

She sounds very much like Pinkki who advertises on gumtree with the account name being Neleh (helen backwards).
Ive visted her two or three timnes and found her friendly, and she also mentions "I make you cum, you make me cum" and hints at more on offer, but I have trouble getting out of her what exactly that might be. She allows groping of her generous breasts through her clothes during HE, and occasionally says that me stroking her thighs makes her horny, but I've not yet managed to get her naked.
The location sounds just like Helen's even though the Gumtree map suggests different locations. It's in an industrial estate road named after a scottish town.
Could they be one and the same, or just work out of the same location? I know there are two rooms used for massage there.

[chinafan]

The Helen I saw didn't have big breasts, small B-cups at best.