So I've been asked to make a review because of a aforementioned bad experience I had with Chyna - so here we go!
I very rarely book WG's these days without a lot of pre-planning, and to be honest UKPunting is now my barometer of whether I'm going to see a girl at all. She has to have some good reviews and I have to genuinely be attracted to her for me to want to go ahead and spend the money.
Chyna caught my eye on a random horny day at work, she was providing incalls nearby my place of work so I texted her and arranged an hour incall. Her texts seemed to the point, mannerly and professional - no sign of attitude etc.
100 for an hour (special deal) sounded a little too good to be true, but she was on tour and might have been struggling for clientele so I thought it might make sense (I think this was her last day of touring). She had 2 positive reviews and her pictures looked nice on AW. I was aware that she was pretty big, but the weight loss thing made me think that it might be worth a shot. I love black women, especially lighter skinned ones with straight hair (I know, it sounds shallow) - plus her face looked really cute and she provided everything I wanted.
I'm thinking even if she's pretty big, I can shoot a load over her face and tits - that's pretty good for £100 an hour. People had mentioned that she maintains good eye-contact, it all sounded great.
The meet:I arrive and climb like 4 flights of stairs, to be met by Chyna at the door. First impressions, still cute but my god did you hide that belly! I'm not here to fat-shame etc. but you are lying to punters in your profile, how in god's green earth am I supposed to be prepared for you when you look completely different? Ridiculous and dishonest, I should have walked.
Then I realize that her mate is sitting there in the living room, that annoyed me also. Why am I walking past your mate to get to the bathroom/bedroom? Tell your mate to wait in the other room, it makes me uneasy to be seeing others before I'm heading to the room to fuck, it's just bad preparation and etiquette in my opinion.
So I shower and return to the room for the action. Shower had wet towels all over the place, shit preparation yet again (but minor I guess). I get into the room and she asks me "how long do you want me hun?" - ermmm, I already told you an hour lol. So we agree on the hour and the money is traded, then I get the ol' "do you want a massage trick" - I declined. I ask do you provide Facials then? To which I'm told "I do, but I can't do it without prior notice. I'm going out after this and I'm not doing my make-up again, sorry babe!"
So let's get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow know that I have to ask for something on your likes list, in advance!? Then you say that you are all dolled up and don't want to ruin the make-up - so are you suggesting you would have had a meet with me without make-up then? Also, if you're still working, why the fuck are you getting dolled up for the evening? You're about to get rammed love, this makes no bloody sense. It's like me gelling my hair up and then getting on my back and fucking the shit out of her, and then being upset that I have to do my hair again. WTF!?
So I give up on Facials and ask for CIM.
Chyna - "Are you circumcised?"
Me - "No".
Chyna - "Does your foreskin go all the way down?"
Me - "Not really, it stops about here or it starts to hurt".
Chyna - "Everyone should be circumcised, I don't like giving oral without when they're not circumcised"
Me - "Why not?"
Chyna - "It smells (then she rubs her hands on my pre-cum and sniffs it) smell this, would you put that in your mouth?"
Me - "I just scrubbed the hell out of my dick, I'm a very hygienic person, I can go and wash it again if you'd like?"
Chyna - "No, it won't change it, it's not just yours, it's just every uncircumcised dick"
Me - "Well we are born that way, so hey!"
Chyna - "I'll do it with a condom and when you want to cum, I can take it off and you can shoot in my mouth."
At this stage I'm just shaking my head. You've made me self-conscious about my own dick smell, you've made me feel like I'm wrong by having a natural dick which wasn't butchered in the name of religion, you've finessed your way out of the two main things I enjoy (Facials and CIM) and the best part is that after all of that you are cool with taking a load in your mouth. Huh!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
So Oral With begins, eventually I mount her and fuck her in both doggy and missionary. When I was in doggy I felt close to cumming a few times and therefore slowed to a stop, before picking the pace back up. Mid-way through I get a "you're going a bit easy aren't you?". Oh yeah, great job with your GFE babe! Make the customer feel insecure at every opportunity, great work!
Eventually I lay on my back and she sucks me to completion, as I'm about to cum I pull off the condom and I climax. Normally I'm a bit of a shooter and will travel some distance, but I always find that my body tends to do it more when it's not under duress and when it's relaxed and ready to cum. I'm literally forcing it out and I'm altogether not feeling the authenticity of the punt, so I cum hard but it doesn't travel all that far, didn't hit her mouth which was hovering over the top. I then get "oh, I thought it was going to shoot out, I'm a little disappointed".
She was willing to go again, but I was genuinely fed up. I got up in the midst of her conversation about some personal BS and went for a shower. Soon afterwards I got dressed and left, saying bye to her friend on the way out.
Awful punt, thank god it was only £100. I broke my own rule here, I didn't do all that much research, and I rushed it.
I'll never make that mistake again.
Avoid this girl, she's useless.
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