Posh and English

[scottwallace99]

Just been musing to myself about some of the classic girls we used to get in Aberdeen and I was reminded of a lady who used to visit Aberdeen, most recently perhaps 2010/11.  I remember she used to advertise herself as Posh and English, I'd have said mid 30s, blonde and busty.  She used to give one of the best services I've ever had but for the life of my I cannot remember her name!  One one occasion she stayed at the Travelodge on West North Street and another time in an apartment on Crown Street.  Any help?

[godwulf7]

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Was it this lady, Joanna?  I first saw her in Aberdeen about 2010, and she was stunningly good fun.  Just about shagged me to death over two hours. God, she was magic....  Sigh..... 😊😊😊

[scottwallace99]

Oh, good God, she was one of the best punts ever!  She was just wild, pity she's never come back up here!

[scottwallace99]

Good news!  She's coming back up in the Summer!

[Courtney]

Oh, good God, she was one of the best punts ever!  She was just wild

Just about shagged me to death over two hours. God, she was magic....

.....contain your excitement gentlemen.

[sub_marine]

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Posh, English, Blonde, Busty, you should keep your eyes peeled if Charlotte makes a return to Aberdeen, think she has toured a few times so far this year already

[scottwallace99]

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[Happyjose]

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Was it this lady, Joanna?  I first saw her in Aberdeen about 2010, and she was stunningly good fun.  Just about shagged me to death over two hours. God, she was magic....  Sigh..... 😊😊😊

200ph?

Good luck with that

[scottwallace99]

200ph?

Good luck with that

Well worth it, believe me.  I'll be standing in line upon her return to Aberdeen.

[Happyjose]

Well worth it, believe me.

your money, your choice

Problem is, you're coming across a bit too enthusiastic, but that can happen

How do you know she's coming up in the summer? I can't see anything on her profile

[scottwallace99]

your money, your choice

Problem is, you're coming across a bit too enthusiastic, but that can happen

How do you know she's coming up in the summer? I can't see anything on her profile

I emailed her and asked. 

[godwulf7]

200ph?

Good luck with that

Quite so, José.  When I saw her in 2010, she was £220 or £250 for two hours, whereas now she is £400 for that time.  I would still pay the £200, as I think she is one of those rare one in a hundred escorts.  Wouldn't pay £200 for an unknown escort though!  An hour with Joanna is long enough these days, as I probably WOULD die in a two hour session!  😂😂😂 

[scottwallace99]

Quite so, José.  When I saw her in 2010, she was £220 or £250 for two hours, whereas now she is £400 for that time.  I would still pay the £200, as I think she is one of those rare one in a hundred escorts.  Wouldn't pay £200 for an unknown escort though!  An hour with Joanna is long enough these days, as I probably WOULD die in a two hour session!  😂😂😂

Don't think I could stretch to the two hours at £400 but I think she was £150 an hour back in 2010, so a £50 increase in 7 years isn't too bad.  Proof of this particular pudding will be in the fucking and if she's half a s good as she was back in '10 then it'll be £200 well spent.

[The Man With No Name]

She's claims to be 42, making her at least 50, and has thighs like a tyre stack.

The pair of you are fucking mental. 

[Courtney]

She's claims to be 42, making her at least 50, and has thighs like a tyre stack.

The pair of you are fucking mental. 

+1

I probably WOULD die in a two hour session!

...I would probably die as well from asphyxiation having a size 14 and 10.5 stone old bat on top of me.

[godwulf7]

She's claims to be 42, making her at least 50, and has thighs like a tyre stack.

The pair of you are fucking mental. 

You are entitled to your opinion, TMWNN, but since you seem not to have fucked her, you can only speculate on what she may or may not be like.  It is great that you do reviews, but I notice that nearly all of them are for 15/20/30 minute meetings, which is clearly your preference, time allowance or budget - entirely your choice.  A two hour meeting with an escort like Joanna is a different matter, and since it's my money and I have been with her before, I am entitled to be mildly optimistic about seeing her again!  We shall have to disagree, old boy!  😜

[scottwallace99]

You are entitled to your opinion, TMWNN, but since you seem not to have fucked her, you can only speculate on what she may or may not be like.  It is great that you do reviews, but I notice that nearly all of them are for 15/20/30 minute meetings, which is clearly your preference, time allowance or budget - entirely your choice.  A two hour meeting with an escort like Joanna is a different matter, and since it's my money and I have been with her before, I am entitled to be mildly optimistic about seeing her again!  We shall have to disagree, old boy!  😜

A woman like Joanna needs at least an hour to appreciate her and her abilities. I can't wait to see her again.

[godwulf7]

+1
...I would probably die as well from asphyxiation having a size 14 and 10.5 stone old bat on top of me.

Well, who gives a flying fuck what you think?  You clearly see yourself as some sort of fantasy moderator on UKP, and there seems no end to your whining, sniping, smarmy tone and negative finger-pointing whether anybody asks you or not.  You sought to annoy me and have a go at me when I first joined in 2016, but I have never seen you as much aside from an annoying twerp, so do everybody a favour and wind your fucking neck in.  From somebody who has given only four reviews and nearly 1,000 posts in three years, I am sure you could use your time and efforts on here better than you do at present.  So stay constructive to the forum with sensible, adult comments, or just shut the fuck up if you can't be pleasant or useful.

[Happyjose]

Well, who gives a flying fuck what you think?  You clearly see yourself as some sort of fantasy moderator on UKP, and there seems no end to your whining, sniping, smarmy tone and negative finger-pointing whether anybody asks you or not.  You sought to annoy me and have a go at me when I first joined in 2016, but I have never seen you as much aside from an annoying twerp, so do everybody a favour and wind your fucking neck in.  From somebody who has given only four reviews and nearly 1,000 posts in three years, I am sure you could use your time and efforts on here better than you do at present.  So stay constructive to the forum with sensible, adult comments, or just shut the fuck up if you can't be pleasant or useful.

Welcome to the group of members who'd like to see Courtney shut the fuck up. Almost always white knights and forum fluffies

Your last two comments certainly bolster your credentials in this regard

[Courtney]

Well, who gives a flying fuck what you think?  You clearly see yourself as some sort of fantasy moderator on UKP, and there seems no end to your whining, sniping, smarmy tone and negative finger-pointing whether anybody asks you or not.  You sought to annoy me and have a go at me when I first joined in 2016, but I have never seen you as much aside from an annoying twerp, so do everybody a favour and wind your fucking neck in.  From somebody who has given only four reviews and nearly 1,000 posts in three years, I am sure you could use your time and efforts on here better than you do at present.  So stay constructive to the forum with sensible, adult comments, or just shut the fuck up if you can't be pleasant or useful.

...someone has a huge chip on their shoulder.
If you don't like my opinion on the girl...well tough luck...I gave it.  Deal with it.
It looks like you see yourself as a moderator (highlighted in red) ..not me.

[Brazilian Martian]

+1
...I would probably die as well from asphyxiation having a size 14 and 10.5 stone old bat on top of me.

  she's definitely not worth 200 per hour imho

[Matrix]

There is always the ignore feature.

Courtney the Keyboard Warrior  , is adept at weeding out the dross.

[Courtney]

Welcome to the group of members who'd like to see Courtney shut the fuck up. Almost always white knights and forum fluffies

...yeah, it's getting predictable. ....they nearly always turn on the aggressive fluffy defensive.

Courtney the Keyboard Warrior

...nah. Not really.
I'm on the tablet just now ...not much of a keyboard for being a warrior.

Thanks anyway gentlemen.

[Matrix]

...yeah, it's getting predictable. ....they nearly always turn on the aggressive fluffy defensive.

...nah. Not really.
I'm on the tablet just now ...not much of a keyboard for being a warrior.

Thanks anyway gentlemen.

I've got a big shiny one that lights up. I have a keyboard too  .

[Courtney]

I've got a big shiny one that lights up. I have a keyboard too  .

Nice one.

[laim1690]

Welcome to the group of members who'd like to see Courtney shut the fuck up. Almost always white knights and forum fluffies

Your last two comments certainly bolster your credentials in this regard

Listen im not a white knight nor a fluffy. But when are you wee guys that have your heads stuck up his ass going to see what hes doing.

[Courtney]

Listen im not a white knight nor a fluffy. But when are you wee guys that have your heads stuck up his ass going to see what hes doing.

..yeah but you were keen to call me a bully for flagging up a dodgy white knight…guess what..he was eventually banned.
Exhibit A: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=132905.msg1499377#msg1499377

Happyjose and Matrix are good at sussing out the dross also, they have intelligence and understand the ethos of the forum...something you still struggle with….such as mocking an investigation into a suspected previously banned member.
Exhibit B: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123749.msg1404745#msg1404745

[Happyjose]

Listen im not a white knight nor a fluffy. But when are you wee guys that have your heads stuck up his ass going to see what hes doing.

34 of your last 50 posts were focused on Courtney. That suggests you have an agenda.

[Courtney]

34 of your last 50 posts were focused on Courtney. That suggests you have an agenda.

...so they were. Total obnoxious screwball ...glad he's gone.

[rathbone]

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Was it this lady, Joanna?  I first saw her in Aberdeen about 2010, and she was stunningly good fun.  Just about shagged me to death over two hours. God, she was magic....  Sigh..... 😊😊😊

I particularly like the sound of the "Just about shagged me to death" part! You don't meet many women (in any walk of life) that you can say that about.