Author Topic: clairesparkle85 nasty surprise - Birmingham incall  (Read 4825 times)


11 review(s) for clairesparkle85 (5 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Steely Dan]

Offline Poundboundround

Was unfortunate enough to meet Claire around the beginning of this year

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Communication:
Simple enough gave her a call to check availability, gave her time and duration. Was texted the post code thereafter to call her when I arrive at said location.

Location: Apartments near to Broadstreet. Nice facilities, modern and discreet. However upon entering there was a strong smell of weed and bathroom was a bit dirty.

Looks The pictures on AW are definitely her, the body pics are a mirror-like resemblance. Very slim, smooth skin, small boobs that fit into the cup of your hands and no tattoos that I recall. However her face for me was far below average, something like Gollum being cured of alopecia. Was dumbfounded as all the reviews on AW state she is sexy and good looking thought I had the wrong place 2/10

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Arrived at her place and was overwhelmed with the stench of weed. Should of walked at this point by this point but the little head was not having any of it. He wanted to fuck something and so be it, he was controlling the reins. Quickly offered a shower with a clean towel. Upon meeting her in her room right after she asked me what I liked to which I responded FK. There which started what I can only describe as tasting morning breath and vomit  :vomit: Oh god thinking back what if some punter unloaded in her mouth earlier and she didn't freshen up *FUCK*.
She kept going at it while I was pulling back trying not to hurl as the stink and taste was too much.
Directed her towards oral which was without a condom and thought to myself I am going to have to book an appointment at the GUM clinic after this. She was quite good I admit managed to get me hard and did some weird teasing hovering her vag above my cock. Told her to slip on a condom for cowgirl and banged her in doggy avoiding missionary at all costs. She thanked me after popping and given a shower which I gladly took, trying desperately to scrub myself off clean and remove any lingering filth on my body futilely. Clothes back on ready to leave and she was dressed back in her initial clothing upon opening the front door for me  :scare:

Closing thoughts: Don't do it, just no. If you do bring a paper bag, some Listerine and an air freshener. I have been trying to boink decent looking WGs up to twice a week from then on to try and forget this punt by far the worst of the worst I have ever seen. Yes worst than any Romanian WG. Still kicking myself months later for not walking  :angry: Really put me off seeing any English girls now

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Yeah that sucks. Would get yourself checked out asap :bomb:

Offline azrael

Sorry to hear it didnt go the way you expected and thanks for the heads up, i have to ask though.  You state you saw her around the start of the year, but your talking of going to the "gum" now ( you waited anything upto 11 weeks to consider going to the gum clinic :unknown: )

Offline Poundboundround

I went to get checked up a month after the meet since any test result would require that amount of time before showing anything. I know that since I received the all clear on the day of meeting another WG who works in the same apartment complex and that also didn't go so well...  :(

Offline Digger1965

Had a similar experience, did not find her at all attractive and frankly did nothing for me.

curiousoneme

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Considering you registered yesterday, she has 5 positive and 1 neutral.... I know what I would be reading

curiousoneme

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I went to get checked up a month after the meet since any test result would require that amount of time before showing anything. I know that since I received the all clear on the day of meeting another WG who works in the same apartment complex and that also didn't go so well...  :(

You dont happen to know another WG close to them that it did go well with do you ? Competition maybe ?

curiousoneme

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 I have been trying to boink decent looking WGs up to twice a week from then on to try and forget this punt by far the worst of the worst I have ever seen.      I guess your going to post POSITIVES of all the *decent* ones you KNOW then ?

midlandz_boy88

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i agree with this post, i seen her for out call once, she left as soon as i cumed, wasnt as enthusiastic. i forgot to review as i got busy,
didnt find her attractive, and she did smell a bit sweaty

Offline Taggart

Paper bag?
Is that to be sick in or put over her head? If the latter, a double in case the first one splits.

Offline Dheath

I have been trying to boink decent looking WGs up to twice a week from then on to try and forget this punt by far the worst of the worst I have ever seen.      I guess your going to post POSITIVES of all the *decent* ones you KNOW then ?

Calm down, you haven't even posted a single review yet  :rolleyes:

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I have been trying to boink decent looking WGs up to twice a week from then on to try and forget this punt by far the worst of the worst I have ever seen.      I guess your going to post POSITIVES of all the *decent* ones you KNOW then ?
his positive review seems balanced and unfluffy. no reason to suspect something amiss imo.

chill :cool:

Offline Spurt

I can only say that my experience in December was first class. Floating on a cloud on leaving I only realised half way across the German market that I had left my work laptop in her flat. Thankfully she was not busy and it was still there. Difficult one to explain away at work :rolleyes:

Offline azrael

Considering you registered yesterday, she has 5 positive and 1 neutral.... I know what I would be reading

Registered yesterday already has three reviews two negatives and one positive. On the other hand you registed november 16, 0 reviews

I have been trying to boink decent looking WGs up to twice a week from then on to try and forget this punt by far the worst of the worst I have ever seen.      I guess your going to post POSITIVES of all the *decent* ones you KNOW then ?

How about sharing, since your "boinking" twice a week

vw

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Considering you registered yesterday, she has 5 positive and 1 neutral.... I know what I would be reading
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Well it wont be one of your reviews will it whiteknight ?

You seem a bit emotionally invested and upset at this negative, 3 posts in quick suscession shows your inner rage !   :angry: :angry:
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Offline azrael

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Well it wont be one of your reviews will it whiteknight ?

You seem a bit emotionally invested and upset at this negative, 3 posts in quick suscession shows your inner rage !   :angry: :angry:

+1, vw i got to ask where did you get the "wanker" emoji from?

curiousoneme

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Registered yesterday already has three reviews two negatives and one positive. On the other hand you registed november 16, 0 reviews

How about sharing, since your "boinking" twice a week

If you read the thread correctly you will see the boinking was the OP, not me  :hi:

curiousoneme

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It seems the obvious isn't taken on board, for a WG to be as rotten as this review suggests it would be highly unlikely that she would have a 100 plus positive reviews on AW and 5 on here. The balance of probability isn't being taken into account by some people.

vw

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It seems the obvious isn't taken on board, for a WG to be as rotten as this review suggests it would be highly unlikely that she would have a 100 plus positive reviews on AW and 5 on here. The balance of probability isn't being taken into account by some people.

any you being a waste of air white knight is the influencing factor.

Michelle independent possibly with the most reviews/feedback in Birmingham has 3 negative reviews here.

Maybe go and slander those reviewers too.

Fact of the matter is you are a white knight and a leech   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

vw

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+1, vw i got to ask where did you get the "wanker" emoji from?


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Just close the img, expect i will regret telling you !   :lol: :lol:

curiousoneme

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Virtual Waster, if reviews are to be taken seriously, its fair to highlight when someone 1) registered the day before. 2) Wrote 3 reviews in less than 24 hours and 3) how many positives the WG has, is that not correct in your eyes ?

vw

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Virtual Waster, if reviews are to be taken seriously, its fair to highlight when someone 1) registered the day before. 2) Wrote 3 reviews in less than 24 hours and 3) how many positives the WG has, is that not correct in your eyes ?

His reviews read fine to me and most other posters, you are taking this personally, may be you are in love with the reviewed.

Seems from the replies you are on your own on this one.

Offline azrael

If you read the thread correctly you will see the boinking was the OP, not me  :hi:

Im sure i read the thread correctly as i "quoted" what you said, not what you quoted as "OP" saying  :drinks:

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Just close the img, expect i will regret telling you !   :lol: :lol:

YES, you will  :D :D :P only kidding

Offline bearcat69

It seems the obvious isn't taken on board, for a WG to be as rotten as this review suggests it would be highly unlikely that she would have a 100 plus positive reviews on AW and 5 on here. The balance of probability isn't being taken into account by some people.
The balance of probability would suggest that no prossie will be liked by every single punter, even if they do have lots of positive feedback. My own personal experience with some well rated prossies would seem to confirm that.

Have you fucked this girl yourself? Feel free to write your own review of her. :rolleyes:

curiousoneme

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As I said judging by her other reviews and feedback, I doubt she could be as bad as the OP has made out, that's my opinion from what I have read. Thats what this is all about isnt it ? 

vw

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As I said judging by her other reviews and feedback, I doubt she could be as bad as the OP has made out, that's my opinion from what I have read. Thats what this is all about isnt it ?

So you are saying he is a liar based in nothing !

You were not there, you have never seen her.

His review his experience, just refrain fro slandering reviewers without evidence !  It puts people off writing negatives and why so many of your ilk get banned ! 

Flunt

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As I said judging by her other reviews and feedback, I doubt she could be as bad as the OP has made out, that's my opinion from what I have read. Thats what this is all about isnt it ?

Not when your only contribution is to cast doubt on a review without any experience of the pro$$ie in question. If you think she is wonderful then go and spend your hard earned on a booking with her and come back with a meaningful opinion.


Offline Spurt

I wonder how early in the New Year it was, and whether clairesparkle85 being a Scot had partied a bit too hard.

Offline The Owl

Still on my stupidly big hotlist but staying firmly at the bottom without a booking until some positive reviews come in from some credible forum members.

vw

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I wonder how early in the New Year it was, and whether clairesparkle85 being a Scot had partied a bit too hard.

No excuse if not fit towork should not be working.

What do you mean by  "party"  ?

Offline kingM

Was unfortunate enough to meet Claire around the beginning of this year

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However her face for me was far below average, something like Gollum being cured of alopecia. Was dumbfounded as all the reviews on AW state she is sexy and good looking thought I had the wrong place 2/10

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Is the boat race seriously that bad?  :scare: She looks quite hot from her profile pictures.


« Last Edit: April 11, 2017, 07:32:58 pm by kingM »