External Link/Members OnlyOh my. So I had to drive into Rayleigh to pick something up and had a hour to kill before I could arrive. So I dropped into this new rub and tug joint in Hadleigh. I parked in a nearby side street for free and walked a short distance onto the London Road (A13). The shop is right on the main road where traffic inevitably runs very slowly (could be an issue if you're local). The shop front is smart and newly decorated. However, once inside the it's apparent that the place is low rent - despite £45 for an hour, which a fiver more than most places.
Once inside, I was greeted by a mature Chinese lady, about 45ish. Dumpy and not particularly attractive. She immediately said "3 o'clock appointment ?" No, I said. I hadn't booked. It was ten to 3pm btw.
"No Plomblem" She said.
I said I could come back but she ushered me into a cubical and I paid £45.00 for the hour. Now, at this point I assumed that there must be two girls working, the usual MO for these joints. Ut uh - just her.
So she started with the massage which was excellent as was the HJ. Very professional and she asked when I want to pop, rather than spanking the monkey like a crazy bitch.
However, ten minutes in - guess who walks in the shop ? Yup the 3 o'clock appointment - and it went off. The guy was pissed ! (are you reading this ?).
She eventually managed to get rid of him, after he used the (rank) toilet out back. He agreed to come back in an hour. Don't know if he did as I was gone by then.
The massage bench smelt a bit funky - I can't be sure, but not great. I paid £65.00 in all.
In summary - good massage and pop but because of the rank toilet, funky bench and pissed off punter - it's a negative.
I wouldn't go back - I only went because it was new experience and one for the team.
Mr 3 o'clock - I'm sorry !
