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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £50 for 30 mins (including OW and terrible sex)
Location: Ladybirds, Northernden (see link)
Looks: Her pictures are representative of her body but she's now a brunette. Size 10 seems accurate, she has a good body and a nice arse. Profile says 34C and she might be but she's definitely on the smaller side of that. Stated age is 23 but she only looks around late 20s. Given this parlour's track record for massive exaggerations, that's pretty good. Facially she's pretty. Overall, she looks good.
Service: Piss poor. She was friendly when she came into the room and during initial conversation however this soon changed. She started with a HJ to get the little fella started which was fine but she kept going so I asked her to proceed to OW. Her technique was decent but nothing amazing, no eye contact and totally neglected the balls (although I didn't ask). I asked for 69 and she somewhat aggressively said "no I don't do that, most girls here don't either." I then asked if it was OK to rim her and she gave me a look like I'd just asked to shit in her mouth so she said "if you really want to but not in 69" (in a tone which suggested I was a right fucking weirdo). This was rather disappointing as her previous reviewer did exactly that in 69 and yet I was refused and made to feel like a freak!
I asked her to get on top and she started in reverse CG, I then asked her to turn around and she just ignored me and told me to do her doggy (in a pushy yet very disinterested tone). Doggy was almost decent because her arse was nice. Onto missionary and she initially tried to keep her legs stuck straight up in the air so I moved them to a normal position and carried on. She didn't particularly limit access to be fair to her. I wasn't expecting any kissing but it was very clear she wasn't up for it either as her face was firmly planted to the side, buried in her pillow, eyes shut. This was possibly the worst, most unenthusiastic shag I've ever had and I've been with some right Romanian dead fish. I was clean as a whistle and my breath was minty fresh but you'd think I was absolutely honking based on her reaction, either that or the elephant man. Many other WGs and civvies haven't had a problem though. This meeting was early on during the night shift and she seemed fine at the start so she wasn't having a bad day and it's not personal, it's just that her attitude and service really is that shit. She was pleasant enough when we'd finished as well. At least I got the amusement of seeing her lean into the bath/shower to give her fanny the briefest of rinses.
Overall, she has a terrible attitude and her enthusiasm is not just non-existent, it's very negative.
A shit punt and the last time I will ever visit the shithole that is Ladybirds. Maybe there's one or two half-decent girls there but of the 5 times I've been, I've not met one. The descriptions of the girls, including services (particularly over the phone) are also almost always huge lies. If I ever visit again, I hope admin bans me for being a daft cunt!
