Author Topic: Horny Milf Monica - Neasden  (Read 1939 times)


1 review(s) for STUNNING_SEXY_LEXI (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by SamLP]

Offline SamLP

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Been to this flat previously, walked away once and the other had several caveats.
Booking was easy. Got there, was welcomed by a girl with braided hair and told Monica will be ready in 5 minutes.
We sat and had a chat. I don't know her name, but she was miserable because she had a cold, but was still working, trying to get her visitors to go for 30 minutes instead of the hour.

Anyway, Monica is ready. Confirmed services, requested a shower and got one.
She wasn't smiling which isn't a good sign, but then she softened up, stated she doesn't speak English and we got down to it.

Reason for negatives
Turns out she doesn't wanna kiss. Some lip kissing only then she avoided it for the rest of the punt
Toothy bj & rigorous hj
Couldn't do mish properly with her pushing me off
No eye contact throughout the punt
Lots of huffing and puffing, very off putting
Went to have a shower after the first pop, and returned expecting me to get dressed despite having another 20 minutes
Bumped for time
Kept murmuring and talking to herself in her language
Huge language barrier. I asked for a massage to kill time at the end and she ended up shouting she doesn't do it along with the huffing and puffing

Positives
CG & Doggy
Allowed fingering, got two fingers inside
Was slightly giggly to begin so maybe only good for pump and dump

My advice, avoid, and also avoid the whole setup. You'll know it because there's a Costa coffee at the corner of the road.
None of the girls there do FK despite their profiles saying so. The wg I spoke with at the beginning admitted she doesn't control her profile and doesn't like doing fk.

Offline punk

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Been to this flat previously, walked away once and the other had several caveats.
Booking was easy. Got there, was welcomed by a girl with braided hair and told Monica will be ready in 5 minutes.
We sat and had a chat. I don't know her name, but she was miserable because she had a cold, but was still working, trying to get her visitors to go for 30 minutes instead of the hour.

Anyway, Monica is ready. Confirmed services, requested a shower and got one.
She wasn't smiling which isn't a good sign, but then she softened up, stated she doesn't speak English and we got down to it.

Reason for negatives
Turns out she doesn't wanna kiss. Some lip kissing only then she avoided it for the rest of the punt
Toothy bj & rigorous hj
Couldn't do mish properly with her pushing me off
No eye contact throughout the punt
Lots of huffing and puffing, very off putting
Went to have a shower after the first pop, and returned expecting me to get dressed despite having another 20 minutes
Bumped for time
Kept murmuring and talking to herself in her language
Huge language barrier. I asked for a massage to kill time at the end and she ended up shouting she doesn't do it along with the huffing and puffing

Positives
CG & Doggy
Allowed fingering, got two fingers inside
Was slightly giggly to begin so maybe only good for pump and dump

My advice, avoid, and also avoid the whole setup. You'll know it because there's a Costa coffee at the corner of the road.
None of the girls there do FK despite their profiles saying so. The wg I spoke with at the beginning admitted she doesn't control her profile and doesn't like doing fk.

Sounds a right shitty punt.Right shitty setup from some lousy shitty polish pimps.Thanks for warning.

Prossie sounds burnt out already.

Offline smiths

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Been to this flat previously, walked away once and the other had several caveats.
Booking was easy. Got there, was welcomed by a girl with braided hair and told Monica will be ready in 5 minutes.
We sat and had a chat. I don't know her name, but she was miserable because she had a cold, but was still working, trying to get her visitors to go for 30 minutes instead of the hour.

Anyway, Monica is ready. Confirmed services, requested a shower and got one.
She wasn't smiling which isn't a good sign, but then she softened up, stated she doesn't speak English and we got down to it.

Reason for negatives
Turns out she doesn't wanna kiss. Some lip kissing only then she avoided it for the rest of the punt
Toothy bj & rigorous hj
Couldn't do mish properly with her pushing me off
No eye contact throughout the punt
Lots of huffing and puffing, very off putting
Went to have a shower after the first pop, and returned expecting me to get dressed despite having another 20 minutes
Bumped for time
Kept murmuring and talking to herself in her language
Huge language barrier. I asked for a massage to kill time at the end and she ended up shouting she doesn't do it along with the huffing and puffing

Positives
CG & Doggy
Allowed fingering, got two fingers inside
Was slightly giggly to begin so maybe only good for pump and dump

My advice, avoid, and also avoid the whole setup. You'll know it because there's a Costa coffee at the corner of the road.
None of the girls there do FK despite their profiles saying so. The wg I spoke with at the beginning admitted she doesn't control her profile and doesn't like doing fk.


Sorry to hear about Sam. :thumbsup: Thanks for the review.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Sam, are you sure this was Neasden as there is a Costa on Cricklewood Broadway with a side / back door with a brothel upstairs?

see also new thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140658.msg1556687#msg1556687

Offline SamLP

Sam, are you sure this was Neasden as there is a Costa on Cricklewood Broadway with a side / back door with a brothel upstairs?

see also new thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140658.msg1556687#msg1556687
Yes, I've been to this flat three times. It's off Neasden Lane, on the corner where Costa Coffee is. It's not on Cricklewood Broadway.

Offline pumps

She should of been grateful you even wanted to kiss her.

Thanks for reviewing

Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review Sam LP sorry for the shitty punt......better luck next punt..

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Sadly lies on profiles are part and parcel of this punting game..
Sadly money is lost..
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