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External Link/Members OnlyVirtually everything about this was terrible. This lady was just about plan F, after nothing else worked out, and I was pretty desperate for just about anything at that point.
The comms were spotty, and she gave a downright wrong address at first. A guy (pimp?) had to come out and walk me in to the apartment, which turned out to be on an adjacent street.
The photos are unfortunately accurate; I guess I had horn glasses on or something when I text her first, as I was very disappointed when walking in. I'd come this far though, and I just wanted a pop and gone. £60 for 30 mins and we went into a room.
She was almost aggressive the whole time I was there. She gave a perfunctory bj, with a condom on, which almost ended the whole thing there. I got hard though, and she flipped over into mish instantly. After a couple of mins of this, I asked her to get into doggy, as it wasn't really working for me. "No." I was pretty incredulous, but she was steadfast, and so I went back to mish until I just went limp out of boredom.
Then she tried to kick me out, claiming time was up. This was maybe 15mins into things, at absolute most. I told her as much, and she argued with me for a good minute, before opening the door and checking with another girl/pimp/someone, who confirmed that there was still time left. There was obviously nothing going to come of this meeting whatsoever, but she'd utterly pissed me off with her attitude, so I kept her busy playing with her tits and having her wank me for the next 15 mins, with no danger whatsoever of cumming.
It really goes without saying, looking at the profile in the cold light of day, but avoid at all costs. This was the second girl I'd seen after a very long break, and really hammered the lesson home: save your damn money, and don't chase a punt fallen through.
