Lisa 7 of Kegworth... Worth the high price?

[Turtle Z]

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I've been meaning to visit Lisa for a while and finally did. I've always been put off by her high price tag to be honest because I generally wont pay more than £120.00 an hour. I generally thought her comms were pretty poor on the lead up and have thought this on previous occasions when I've tried to contact her but we got there in the end.

She's pretty much what I expected, very tall at 5'10"  and massive natural tits. Very well turned out, which leads me to dismiss comments in a previous review that she doesn't shower between appointments. I'd say she's easily 55 but she has a good figure for her age and if you're a tit man then you won't be disappointed. She's fairly attractive for her age though I wasn't really attracted to her and despite thinking she'd be my type, she just wasn't.

Very chatty and bubbly before taking me through to the bedroom only by this point I was already feeling like it was your standard sex by numbers experience. I also felt like I was driving the booking and she strikes me as someone who is just a bit jaded with it all.

She does kiss, full on DFK but to be honest I thought she was a pretty awful kisser and it did fuck all for me. The sex was fairly run of the mill and not very memorable, though I'm fairly sure she did give me a fake orgasm. I'm sure there are a lot of girls who do this and think punters cant tell the difference but it was laughable to be honest and I'm not one of those punters who needs to stroke my own ego by telling you how many times I made her come.

The venue was excellent, a clean modern flat with very discreet access and lots of parking close by.

So to sum up, within the confines of a run of the mill vanilla punting experience, you may well be happy booking Lisa but the whole experience left me cold to be honest and I'm left scratching my head as to how she manages to get £140.00 an hour? Massively overpriced in my opinion but even if she dropped her price to a more realistic £110.00 and hour I wouldn't be looking to repeat the experience.

[RedKettle]

Sorry it was a disappointment, I feel bad as I gave her a positive.

I used her for a couple of role plays and had a great time.  The cost does stop me seeing her more often so I think that is a fair point.

Better luck on the next one.

 

[Turtle Z]

Sorry it was a disappointment, I feel bad as I gave her a positive.

I used her for a couple of role plays and had a great time.  The cost does stop me seeing her more often so I think that is a fair point.

Better luck on the next one.

 

Not your fault RK. I can see how others might have enjoyed her more than I did.

[Leicspunt]

She's definitely one of those itches I'm going to have to scratch. Been on my my HL for years just never managed to get to see her. I was close the other day and decided on Faye21 instead (see review - not disappointed). It's the tits on Lisa. I think I just need to have them slammed in my face even if I leave a bit disappointed with the overall punt. Madness I know

[Turtle Z]

She's definitely one of those itches I'm going to have to scratch. Been on my my HL for years just never managed to get to see her. I was close the other day and decided on Faye21 instead (see review - not disappointed). It's the tits on Lisa. I think I just need to have them slammed in my face even if I leave a bit disappointed with the overall punt. Madness I know

Yes it is madness but the same thought process applied to me . 

[NervousJ]

She's definitely one of those itches I'm going to have to scratch. Been on my my HL for years just never managed to get to see her. I was close the other day and decided on Faye21 instead (see review - not disappointed). It's the tits on Lisa. I think I just need to have them slammed in my face even if I leave a bit disappointed with the overall punt. Madness I know

I quite enjoyed my punt with her, although I am slightly vanilla.... cracking tits, tbh that's what drew me in....I've tried to return, but she's a bloody nightmare to arrange....I only went for 30 mins...

Is she slightly eccentric or am I mixing her up with someone else...

[Turtle Z]

It may be useful to add this...

Tits 9/10
Looks 6/10
OWO 6/10
Kissing 1/10
VFM 5/10

[Turtle Z]

Plus, I'm not sure why but I kept getting mental flashes of this character during the punt...



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[susan69switch]

that's mean...;-)

I've seen Lisa many times over several years.  I have also noted booking organisation has been a bit haphazard (although there have been mitigating circumstances).  I've always found kissing to be pretty good and those gorgeous boobs have definitely developed in recent years (all naturalle I may add!).

Not to everyone's taste but if you like busty mature ladies you won't go far wrong.

[Turtle Z]

that's mean...;-)

Not to everyone's taste but if you like busty mature ladies you won't go far wrong.

Well I like busty mature ladies but I thought she was wrong for me and massively overpriced. 'Not to everyones taste' is one of those meaningless statements you could apply to any girl. A big pair of tits is not enough to justify the ridiculous fee imho. 

[RedKettle]

that's mean...;-)

I've seen Lisa many times over several years.  I have also noted booking organisation has been a bit haphazard (although there have been mitigating circumstances).  I've always found kissing to be pretty good and those gorgeous boobs have definitely developed in recent years (all naturalle I may add!).

Not to everyone's taste but if you like busty mature ladies you won't go far wrong.

5 posts in almost a year, two of them about Lisa.  Perhaps post a review or two before being critical of those who take the time to share.

[susan69switch]

I wasn't being over critical of the post - in fact I agreed with one of the comments about slap dash appointment handling!  Didn't realise that one had to make a gazillion posts or reviews to earn the right to make a balanced comment here and there...  It just happens I have known Lisa a long time and understand / agree with the some of the commentary but in my experience I have different views as well which I have shared - is there a problem with that?  If I've not commented on others that's because I may not have anything suitable (or knowledge of them) to add...

Sensitive bunch aren't you?

 

[Turtle Z]

I wasn't being over critical of the post - in fact I agreed with one of the comments about slap dash appointment handling!  Didn't realise that one had to make a gazillion posts or reviews to earn the right to make a balanced comment here and there...  It just happens I have known Lisa a long time and understand / agree with the some of the commentary but in my experience I have different views as well which I have shared - is there a problem with that?  If I've not commented on others that's because I may not have anything suitable (or knowledge of them) to add...

Sensitive bunch aren't you?

But apparently you have knowledge of Lisa but have never taken the time to review her? Theres nothing worse than a punter who chips in to agree with particular problems after the fact. Like if you'd previously reviewed and commented about her slap dash appointment handling so others could make an informed and balanced decision but no, you wait until someone else mentions that problem and then chip in with your agreement, prior to 'balancing' the review in her favour with lots of positives.  That sort of input never goes down well on here.

[the_special-one92]

Something about her pictures just does it for me. Been on my hl for ages but I'm under her age restriction so never booked. Although I'm sure this used to be 30 and now its 25 

[Turtle Z]

Something about her pictures just does it for me. Been on my hl for ages but I'm under her age restriction so never booked. Although I'm sure this used to be 30 and now its 25 

Well book early, she only see's two a day 

[RedKettle]

Well book early, she only see's two a day 

I had a great afternoon today with a regular of mine and after firing a satisfying load we were chatting and she was talking about seeing as many punters as she could when booked into a hotel.  Whilst slightly off putting it was nice to hear some honesty around this issue.

[dancer44]

As a sometime client of Lisa, with a review on here, I would like to say that I found her willing, value for money (if only just) and someone I would see again if the opportunity arose. There are plenty around offering the same sort of services for less but I doubt many do it with the same level of enthusiasm....or have such gorgeous natural tits. I understand the comment about fake orgasm....I can be fooled (who can't?) but she really did seem to enjoy herself. If you want a shapely mature woman who knows how to use her body then £140 isn't such a bad price!

[RedKettle]

As a sometime client of Lisa, with a review on here, I would like to say that I found her willing, value for money (if only just) and someone I would see again if the opportunity arose. There are plenty around offering the same sort of services for less but I doubt many do it with the same level of enthusiasm....or have such gorgeous natural tits. I understand the comment about fake orgasm....I can be fooled (who can't?) but she really did seem to enjoy herself. If you want a shapely mature woman who knows how to use her body then £140 isn't such a bad price!

oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Now I have seen Lisa several times and I agree with your comments, but you do not need to say them here.  You cover them in your own review.

I do appreciate that it can be a thin line between entering a discussion about a woman you have both shagged and white knighting.  However when you have been on here for three years and your one and only review is this woman it does seem just a tad suspicious when you crash onto a neutral review.  Just saying.....

[Turtle Z]

£140 isn't such a bad price!

No, its a very bad price and she simply ain't worth it. 

[dancer44]

oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Now I have seen Lisa several times and I agree with your comments, but you do not need to say them here.  You cover them in your own review.

I do appreciate that it can be a thin line between entering a discussion about a woman you have both shagged and white knighting.  However when you have been on here for three years and your one and only review is this woman it does seem just a tad suspicious when you crash onto a neutral review.  Just saying.....

It was a personal view...no axe to grind.  If you read it thoroughly you will see it isn't totally positive and shares the reservations of others. Didn't realise the value of contributions depended on the  number made...and if you checked you would see it was not the only contribution from me.
Just saying.....

[RedKettle]

It was a personal view...no axe to grind.  If you read it thoroughly you will see it isn't totally positive and shares the reservations of others. Didn't realise the value of contributions depended on the  number made...and if you checked you would see it was not the only contribution from me.
Just saying.....

I was not collating the number of reviews with value, although like others I give more weight to reviewers who have reviewed a number of girls, especially if that includes ones I have seen.  The point I was making is that having been on here 3 years and to only have 1 review and that of the WG who you are now jumping in to defend could be seen as odd.

[Turtle Z]

It was a personal view...no axe to grind.  If you read it thoroughly you will see it isn't totally positive and shares the reservations of others. Didn't realise the value of contributions depended on the  number made...and if you checked you would see it was not the only contribution from me.
Just saying.....

Contextualise Lisa with Mara who I know you've also seen. No comparison, Mara was better in every way imaginable, more attractive, better figure and far more sexually accomplished. Far superior to  Lisa's sex by numbers conveyor belt experience... did she charge £140.00 an hour? But wait, Lisa has bigger tits so she must be worth the additional £40 per hour 

[thepatrician]

Obviously it's a risk entering this shitstorm!

I thought I had reviewed Lisa but looking back it turns out I've only ever commented on her. (So my apologies)

Nonetheless I have reviewed other girls with roughly the same milfy qualities, and the only one I'd rate higher is Charlize of MK.

I don't want 59 different positions and some hardcore perversions, I want top quality sex with a woman who gives a very good impression of enjoying coming along for the ride.
If she's smart, very attractive and good company then all the better. And Lisa is all of those for me.

And a great kisser I thought ( shit -  is my kissing not that good either then?)

So within those terms I thoroughly recommend her - even though she's a nightmare to get hold of.

[RedKettle]

Obviously it's a risk entering this shitstorm!

I thought I had reviewed Lisa but looking back it turns out I've only ever commented on her. (So my apologies)

Nonetheless I have reviewed other girls with roughly the same milfy qualities, and the only one I'd rate higher is Charlize of MK.

I don't want 59 different positions and some hardcore perversions, I want top quality sex with a woman who gives a very good impression of enjoying coming along for the ride.
If she's smart, very attractive and good company then all the better. And Lisa is all of those for me.

And a great kisser I thought ( shit -  is my kissing not that good either then?)

So within those terms I thoroughly recommend her - even though she's a nightmare to get hold of.

I notice you reviewed Amandaxxxx near Mansfield. Do you still see her? She became impossible to arrange anything with and appears to have gone now.

[NervousJ]

I notice you reviewed Amandaxxxx near Mansfield. Do you still see her? She became impossible to arrange anything with and appears to have gone now.

You don't mean that Amanda do you....

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[RedKettle]

You don't mean that Amanda do you....

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I do but this must be a new profile as I am sure there were positive reviews linked to the old one.  Seems like things have gone down hill.

[Turtle Z]

Obviously it's a risk entering this shitstorm!

I thought I had reviewed Lisa but looking back it turns out I've only ever commented on her. (So my apologies)

Nonetheless I have reviewed other girls with roughly the same milfy qualities, and the only one I'd rate higher is Charlize of MK.

I don't want 59 different positions and some hardcore perversions, I want top quality sex with a woman who gives a very good impression of enjoying coming along for the ride.
If she's smart, very attractive and good company then all the better. And Lisa is all of those for me.

And a great kisser I thought ( shit -  is my kissing not that good either then?)

So within those terms I thoroughly recommend her - even though she's a nightmare to get hold of.

Not really, we can have different opinions, you think she's really attractive and I don't, you think she's a great kisser and I think she's the worst I've ever encountered and not by a small margin. You thought it was too quality sex and i thought it was boring sex by numbers. You think she gives a good impression of enjoying it and I thought she was as fake as they come. You recommend you get hold of her and I don't. All views are valid but readers can make up their own mind can't they.

[thepatrician]

Fair enough!



And re Amandaxx (or whatever she's now called) - I haven't succeeded in getting in touch for a few months (not that I've been trying on a daily basis !). Shame.


As with Lisa, it might be that I prefer to phone and not use AW.