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External Link/Members Only This is a review for a punt about six months ago. As there is nothing on UKP about this girl, thought I’d share my experience. I’m into tall girls, being 5’11’’ myself and partial to a bit of anal, so when I read Bliss’ profile, 6ft, up for a bit of bum fun – what could possibly go wrong?
Comms: Via AW mail and direct email. No phone number on AW, but Bliss (aka Kate) texted to confirm on morning of appt.
Location: Run down terraced house in Knott End – Over the estuary from Fleetwood.
Price: £120 one hour.
Look: Arrived at the meet and knocked on the door – the usual ‘hide behind the door in something slutty’ entrance. Facially, Bliss is quite pretty in a ‘girl next door’ way. She’s every inch of 6ft, but a ‘curvy size 12’ she most deffo is not. More like a 16 – 18. Sadly, I’m really not into big girls. I married a size 10 and when she left acrimoniously 15 yrs later, she was a size 20, so for me there’s a bit of a personal stigma attached. However, she was so enthusiastic and smiley that I thought, what the hell, I’ll give it a go. Paperwork sorted on the way in to the front lounge with a double bed in the bay window with curtains drawn. The house was a bit of a state with piles of stuff everywhere. She explained that she had just split with her husband and had only just moved in and had only recently started offering adult services. With 3 young kids, she was finding times pretty hard.
Attitude: Very smiley, willing and enthusiastic throughout
Service: FK, DFK, OWO, DT, RO, fingering, vaginal sex in mish & doggy. Anal fingering and anal bead fun.
Bliss is a big girl and very enthusiastic. However, ‘gentle’ doesn’t see to feature in her vocabulary. We started with some kissing and after our teeth bumped together a few times, I realised she was giving it her all. The DFK was like I imagine a facefuck would be for a girl. Took me completely by surprise and wasn’t really what I wanted or expected. Moved onto her boobs, which are frankly great – huge. My usual MO is to run down from the boobs with the tongue, over the belly and into some RO. Got part way down and thought maybe the window was open and I was catching the smell of Fleetwood docks.... Oh dear. I tried my best, but it wasn’t great, I have to say. She gave me a reasonable BJ, not super deep, but was yanking the old man like a woman possessed. I took hold of the back of hand and adjusted her stroke and force to a more acceptable level . Time for a bit of penetration. There was no fucking way I was going to risk CG or RCG – she would have flattened me like a steamroller.... Went for a bit of mish, then flipped her over for some doggy... Unfortunately, the sight of her rather large derriere was putting the old fellow off his stride and he was waning. So I suggested a bit of anal action and she whipped out her beads and started to shove them up there enthusiastically. Now I thought I would find this a big turn on, being a bit of a fan, but sadly it had the entirely opposite effect. Just at that moment, my phone beeped – a text. Sent by the good lord to rescue me – Read the text (You may be entitled to reclaim your PPI) and said I had to go, so dressed, quick hug and kiss on way out and scarpered about 35 min in.
To summarise: Bless her, she’s a nice girl and 10/10 for enthusiasm, but the misleading body type and poor hygiene mean an instant negative for me. Aside from that, she just didn’t do it for me. Maybe others would enjoy her offering, I don’t know. Perhaps with more experience, she’s sharpened up her act, but unfortunately, she’s just not my type and I wouldn’t return
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