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I left this meeting fully 20 minutes over my time, legs shaking and cramp in my left calf from the exertion of trying to keep up with Layla.  :thumbsup:  :lol: I have never been so well and truly fucked in my life  :yahoo:

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Comms

All starting comms were via AW email, sent in a booking request, Layla emailed me back to say time not free but suggested another time, all sorted two days beforehand. Text from Layla on the morning of the meet to confirm still all good and to give me address. Then a quick text 20 minutes before to say she was ready for me but I was stuck in traffic so I rocked up with 2 mins to go. Flat near the river but other side from the SECC. Nae bother parking, easy and safe access. I called Layla to say I was outside and was buzzed straight in. All good.  :thumbsup:

Initial Impressions

Layla is same height as me (I'm a 5' 7" short arse) but was in heels so looked more like 6 foot with her hair do. She is exotic looking i.e. Middle Eastern but with perfect English. She was "nearly" wearing a very short dress with all on display. And what a display! Large (enhanced) tits, long legs, pretty face and nice smile. Fully shaved snatch, no hair at all. She also smelled nice wearing Gucci perfume. If I saw her in a bar, I'd want to do her  :diablo:

Flat Inside

Very modern, clean and tidy. Clearly hired by the day but otherwise nice enough. Bedroom was nicely decorated, comfy bed, wee candle burning, you know the kind of stuff.

The Meeting

I'm still in shock  :bomb: from this meeting and struggling to remember it all. I asked firstly to go for a wizz and Layla asked if she could watch! So, off we trotted to the loo and, of course, I got stage fright and couldn't piss! Next thing, Layla has my trolleys at my ankles and squats down on the loo floor to deep throat and gag on the boabie  :wacko: and that was the start of it!

I let this go for a few minutes but then headed off to the bedroom where I undressed and let Layla DT me again. Then I grabbed her hair and started fucking her throat, she seriously must breath out her arse and has zero gag reflex because I'm certain I could have held this position for ages with no fightback from her. Unbelievable :scare: so I then undressed her and got her onto the bed for some more gagging, spitting, face fucking and general debauchery, all the time I'm fingering her pussy, twisting her large nipples and getting stiffer by the second   :dance: :yahoo:

Then, she demanded I fuck her and, being a gent, what was I meant to do. So on with the dom and she positioned herself at the end of the bed telling me "ass please" so I went for it. Layla then inserts a wee vibrating plug into her wet snatch and next thing I'm regretting not doing a wizz because, as I feared, I filled the dom in less than a minute  :angry: I was fucking raging with myself but there's the problem of being old, needing a piss and having a prostate  :mad:

By now, I'm only in the flat 20 or so minutes so went to have the piss I always needed and got back to the bed in time for some nice DFK (total tongue down throat action and Layla most certainly does not smoke :thumbsup:) and before long I was up for round two. This time, it was a variety of positions (mish, dog, side on, her on top etc) and pussy, then ass, then pussy, then ass again, all the while Layla is playing with herself with that same plug and a rabbit. Thankfully, this time it was a good half hour (and 3 doms later) before I pulled out, got her to rabbit her snatch, I tugged the boabie and we reached a point where she squirted all over the bed and I shot a load in her mouth  :D :lol: :cool:. By this time, i am fucked beyond belief and just lay on the bed, panting like an old dog in 30c heat  :sarcastic:

Once I could breath again, we shared a shower during which I got hard again, Layla looked at it and raised her eyebrows in that "want me again" way, but I was spent so I had to refuse. Got dressed, had a wee chat and a snog and I left 20 minutes over time with a massive smile and a very red raw cock  :yahoo:

Conclusion

I'm struggling to recall a better session in 25 years mongering all over the UK and Europe. I've got a top 3 (like most of us do) and this punt just went straight to the top of that list, it was that good  :thumbsup:

This hobby we do is expensive and full of hits and misses. This was a massive hit for me and I'm certain Layla and I will will meet again very, VERY soon. She is great VFM, defo no clockwatcher, does everything on her enjoy list, especially the A levels I was looking for. She is enthusiastic, chatty, friendly, good looking but, above all, a fabulous fuck  :hi: :hi: :hi: What a legend!!!!!



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Yeah, I'm not impressed with those pictures on closer inspection ...especially the above ...dodgy gear and cellulite. :wackogirl: At first glance I thought "not bad" but in the picture link below she looks a tad heavy. :scare:

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Yeah, I'm not impressed with those pictures on closer inspection ...especially the above ...dodgy gear and cellulite. :wackogirl: At first glance I thought "not bad" but in the picture link below she looks a tad heavy. :scare:

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Offline RogerXed

She seems to be just my type of girl... I am planning my trip to Glasgow now :)

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Yeah, I'm not impressed with those pictures on closer inspection ...especially the above ...dodgy gear and cellulite. :wackogirl: At first glance I thought "not bad" but in the picture link below she looks a tad heavy. :scare:

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are we looking at the same pics?

Her body looks great in the pics  :dash:
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Offline Dogbreath

I saw her recently, and had a very similar experience to randy, she's the most enthusiastic girl I've seen in ages. and she's certainly not heavy - her body is beautifully slim & toned, no bigger than a size 8.

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are we looking at the same pics?

Yes. FCB put them up. :D She doesn't look "slim" to me...each to their own and all that.

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How hygienic is the vag to ass to vag without changing the condom   :vomit:
no Ro obviously  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline hoopbhoy

How hygienic is the vag to ass to vag without changing the condom   :vomit:
no Ro obviously  :vomit: :vomit:

"This time, it was a variety of positions (mish, dog, side on, her on top etc) and pussy, then ass, then pussy, then ass again, all the while Layla is playing with herself with that same plug and a rabbit. Thankfully, this time it was a good half hour (and 3 doms later)"

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How hygienic is the vag to ass to vag without changing the condom   :vomit:
no Ro obviously  :vomit: :vomit:

....any girl I saw would change the condom going from anal to vag.

and pussy, then ass, then pussy, then ass again

You're right Seeker ......doesn't sound too hygienic. :wackogirl: :vomit: :bomb:

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How hygienic is the vag to ass to vag without changing the condom   :vomit:
no Ro obviously  :vomit: :vomit:

I've been told (but not too sure how accurate) that a well douched butthole is perfectly clean. However seeker, I was told a wheen of years ago by another WG that ass to vag (like that one :thumbsup:) is the quickest way to a urinary tract infection. So I was a very good boy and changed the dom 3 times  :lol:

As for RO, stopped that yonks ago after a very nasty experience  :vomit:  :thumbsdown: so couldn't possibly comment.

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"This time, it was a variety of positions (mish, dog, side on, her on top etc) and pussy, then ass, then pussy, then ass again, all the while Layla is playing with herself with that same plug and a rabbit. Thankfully, this time it was a good half hour (and 3 doms later)"

Thanks for that hoopbhoy, glad someone read into what I was saying  :thumbsup:

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....any girl I saw would change the condom going from anal to vag.

You're right Seeker ......doesn't sound too hygienic. :wackogirl: :vomit: :bomb:

Have to wonder why you two would ignore the part where he says the condom was changed at least three times.  :thumbsdown:

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Have to wonder why you two would ignore the part where he says the condom was changed at least three times.  :thumbsdown:

I call it a condom. I'm not used to these nicknames. I was too busy listening to Seeker. :D Sorry gentlemen. :blush: :hi:

P.s. I didn't see your #9 post hoopbhoy, it wasn't ignored.
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i thought "Dom" was the guy  in the corner
watching the  ass to vag action  :lol: :lol: :lol:.
I also call them condoms and never heard them being called doms

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i thought "Dom" was the guy  in the corner
watching the  ass to vag action  :lol: :lol: :lol:.
I also call them condoms and never heard them being called doms

Not that freaky seeker....................but then again, mibes I'm missing out on sumat  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Condoms, macs, doms, raincoats, rainjackets, rubbers, johnnies, abortion savers, skyns, the list is endless and you'd need a dictionary to keep up  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i think you maybe  mean a "thesaurus"  ma man  :drinks:
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i thought "Dom" was the guy  in the corner

I always thought "Dom" referred to domination/domanatrix or something...after all she does kinda look that way. :D

Yeah, I'll refer to the condom as the "Cosmic Nuclear Radiation Suit" next time...although that may be too much for the thesaurus. :D :blush: :drinks:

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She must be a very busy lass as I have failed to get a time with her for the past week. Not replied to messages on AW and whenever I call her it always rings out.

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Met her a week ago, absolute filth! The enthusiasm of Sexy Sami but with a far fitter body! Boobs are badly scared from whatever operation she's had, but the service is so full on you dont have time to worry over that   :crazy:

Alas the only thing that was a BIG concern was the ass-to-vag-to-ass which she did far too frequently and with no "dom-changes". First time I've ever met a girl so unafraid of the health implications and left me a bit guilty afterwards.

Would I revisit? Probably! Would I point out the need for better hygiene? Definitely.  :timeout:

Offline Juilius_Sneezer

How 30's would you say she is? Are we talking her neck could hold up a cathedral or are we talking she could pass for katy perry?

Looking for an A-Levels option in the "younger to mid" range and she has of course cropped up.

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Well it seems she doesn't do condom changes with everyone between ass to vag to ass to vag,as Para has just pointed out :bomb:....I definitely won't be visiting her anyway :scare:..The sheer amount of guys she seems to be seeing...and no doubt replicating the same services with has to be some cause for concern :wackogirl:... I'm OUT!
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Well it seems she doesn't do condom changes with everyone between ass to vag to ass to vag,as Para has just pointed out :bomb:....I definitely won't be visiting her anyway :scare:..The sheer amount of guys she seems to be seeing...and no doubt replicating the same services with has to be some cause for concern :wackogirl:... I'm OUT!
one could maybe even call it... CLATTY!  ;)

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Well it seems she doesn't do condom changes with everyone between ass to vag to ass to vag,as Para has just pointed out :bomb:....I definitely won't be visiting her anyway :scare:..The sheer amount of guys she seems to be seeing...and no doubt replicating the same services with has to be some cause for concern :wackogirl:... I'm OUT!

I hope everyone going to see her reads this and does not indulge in RO  :vomit:
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one could maybe even call it... CLATTY!  ;)
I like what you done there  :D

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I hope everyone going to see her reads this and does not indulge in RO  :vomit:
Think you could add FK/DFK onto that...Amongst other things....I mean, like the OP says...If she wants to watch you have a piss and no doubt suck your cock right after it :wackogirl:..Then Fuck that... There's hygiene issues all over the Gaff... :bomb:
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How 30's would you say she is? Are we talking her neck could hold up a cathedral or are we talking she could pass for katy perry?

Looking for an A-Levels option in the "younger to mid" range and she has of course cropped up.

Late, say, 38/39 range.

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Well it seems she doesn't do condom changes with everyone between ass to vag to ass to vag,as Para has just pointed out :bomb:....I definitely won't be visiting her anyway :scare:..The sheer amount of guys she seems to be seeing...and no doubt replicating the same services with has to be some cause for concern :wackogirl:... I'm OUT!

And this, Clattypats, is precisely why UKP is like the Tripadvisor of the punting world. We share our honest feedback on our experiences and then other punters can make an informed choice on whether to punt or not. You now have that information so you can make an informed decision. And that's great, glad I helped you. And I'm being totally serious in that remark!

I changed the dom, not Layla, because I'm one who does worry about hygiene. Perhaps she knows something we don't know about asshole hygiene, but I doubt it! Regards the watch me piss remark, she didn't (stage fright) but, even if I had done a piss, I would still give the boabie a quick wash and dry as that's just the way I am.

As I said in the report, I NEVER go down on a girl since a very nasty experience years ago in a sauna (even thinking of it gives me the boak  :vomit: ) so that's of no concern to me.

Regards FK/DFK, good point you make. If I thought for one second she put a shitty condom in her mouth then yes, that would freak me out! But that was never even mentioned, all sucking off was uncovered. So perhaps less of a worry.

As to her workload, she told me she maxes out at 3 meets per day. How true, hell knows!

And finally, this ass-to-vag-to-ass is freaking hilarious  :D I'm going to ask Oxford English to add that to the next re-write  :hi:

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Late, say, 38/39 range.

"Confessed" to me that she was actually 39 so have to take her word at that....personally I'd put her at 33/34 looks wise.

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i couldn't give a shit what age she is
with hygiene like that im staying well clear   :vomit: :vomit:
There seems to be an awful lot of ass bandits about these days  :wacko:
Surly after youve been up the wrong un and then change the Dom
there must be some transfer of whatever  :vomit: :vomit:
so did you wash your hand each time as well ..
or did you just carry on  :vomit:

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"Confessed" to me that she was actually 39 so have to take her word at that....personally I'd put her at 33/34 looks wise.
...I know girls say they are a few years younger than they are, but 32 on the profile to ...in reality ...almost 40, is a bit of a piss take. :wackogirl:

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Quote from: Courtney
...I know girls say they are a few years younger than they are, but 32 on the profile to ...in reality ...almost 40, is a bit of a piss take. :wackogirl:

I'd say it's pretty much par for the course...once they get into their 30's & 40's...they tend to get very 'artistic'...when it comes to the number they put on their profiles/ads. ;)

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i couldn't give a shit what age she is
with hygiene like that im staying well clear   :vomit: :vomit:
There seems to be an awful lot of ass bandits about these days  :wacko:
Surly after youve been up the wrong un and then change the Dom
there must be some transfer of whatever  :vomit: :vomit:
so did you wash your hand each time as well ..
or did you just carry on  :vomit:

Removed the dom with a wet wipe so never actually touched it with my fingers  :hi:

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...I know girls say they are a few years younger than they are, but 32 on the profile to ...in reality ...almost 40, is a bit of a piss take. :wackogirl:

Got better, she kept changing her mind throughout the meet...but she started with 39...ended at around 29 mark so take you pick!  :drinks:

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Removed the dom with a wet wipe so never actually touched it with my fingers  :hi:
Think the point everyone's trying to get at here is...Maybe not everyone is as "hygeine conscious" as you are...Or were in this particular booking...  :unknown:

All the things you say you didn't do...Shouldn't do...Or wouldn't do .....Who's to say the punter(s) before you (whether that be hours, days, or weeks)weren't the polar opposite...Therefore there is hygeine issues and risks, no matter how careful YOU were in the booking  :hi:
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Following you into the toilet and going in for a blowjob when you're trying to squeeze a pish out has put me right off.

Sounds like a total crackpot.

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A excellent review, made me laugh so much in the way it was written, fair play. I think she could end up being a busy girl. Just hope the enthusiasm doesn't wain before I get my chance. Brilliant !!!!!!

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Think the point everyone's trying to get at here is...Maybe not everyone is as "hygeine conscious" as you are...Or were in this particular booking...  :unknown:

All the things you say you didn't do...Shouldn't do...Or wouldn't do .....Who's to say the punter(s) before you (whether that be hours, days, or weeks)weren't the polar opposite...Therefore there is hygeine issues and risks, no matter how careful YOU were in the booking  :hi:

Clatty, do a quick search on Google asking what's got more bacteria - a mouth or an anus? Some of the results make for VERY interesting reading. And some punters on here take a hairy fit  :angry: if they don't get DFK whereas others scream "dirty skank" if you go near a butthole!  :crazy:

This is the last post I'm making on this review thread. The fact is, I got what I wanted. I was careful not to take too many chances and refused some of Layla's more "exotic" services. Now I know what to expect, I will go back as she was a brilliant laugh and a great ride.  :thumbsup: I get the impression you probably won't book her now you know what she gets up to. And that, my friend, is why we should all give in depth reviews so other punters can make up their own minds. Otherwise, why bother at all?

Over and out  :hi:




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Clatty, do a quick search on Google asking what's got more bacteria - a mouth or an anus? Some of the results make for VERY interesting reading. And some punters on here take a hairy fit  :angry: if they don't get DFK whereas others scream "dirty skank" if you go near a butthole!  :crazy:

This is the last post I'm making on this review thread. The fact is, I got what I wanted. I was careful not to take too many chances and refused some of Layla's more "exotic" services. Now I know what to expect, I will go back as she was a brilliant laugh and a great ride.  :thumbsup: I get the impression you probably won't book her now you know what she gets up to. And that, my friend, is why we should all give in depth reviews so other punters can make up their own minds. Otherwise, why bother at all?

Over and out  :hi:
I have to admit defeat...I give up :dash:....if you can't see how they are all interlinked....Then there is NO hope :rolleyes:....I'll just have to be a bit more stringent looking at AW feedbacks from now on... :thumbsup:

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I get the impression you probably won't book her now you know what she gets up to.
Plus...there is no 'probably' about it...I WON'T book her...even though she's a brilliant "laugh"...That kind of "laughter" I can do without...Thanks :hi:
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Clatty, do a quick search on Google asking what's got more bacteria - a mouth or an anus? Some of the results make for VERY interesting reading. And some punters on here take a hairy fit  :angry: if they don't get DFK whereas others scream "dirty skank" if you go near a butthole!  :crazy:

This is the last post I'm making on this review thread. The fact is, I got what I wanted. I was careful not to take too many chances and refused some of Layla's more "exotic" services. Now I know what to expect, I will go back as she was a brilliant laugh and a great ride.  :thumbsup: I get the impression you probably won't book her now you know what she gets up to. And that, my friend, is why we should all give in depth reviews so other punters can make up their own minds. Otherwise, why bother at all?

Over and out  :hi:

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Layla is a great punt. fun, sexy, and will satisfy any punter's needs :thumbsup:

We are all paying for sex with the same wg's, at different times  :sarcastic:

Their's a couple more wg's that are going under the radar  ;)

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We are all paying for sex with the same wg's, at different times  :sarcastic:
Exactly...And some of you's still can't see the bigger picture..I despair..I really do :dash:

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Exactly...And some of you's still can't see the bigger picture..I despair..I really do :dash:

Analya Angel, she had bareback on her profile. you's all still went on punting with her  :dash: I despair...I really do  :dash:

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Did I see Analyangel..DID I FUCK!..Get your facts right before you start posting bullshit about me :wacko: :wacko:

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One thing I won't stand for is people making up who I've seen or haven't seen..so come bk to me when you've got your facts right..ya eejit :wacko:
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Plus..the only ppl that put posts within quoted posts..are sneaky ppl..with hidden agendas..it's happened before on here with me..easier to disguise..I guess..I think everyone knows how to post properly by now :wacko: :unknown:
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Did I see Analyangel..DID I FUCK!..Get your facts right before you start posting bullshit about me :wacko: :wacko:

Your loss she was a great punt  :thumbsup: