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External Link/Members OnlyLocation of Tantra Divine:
White bungalow, first one at entry to Pype Hayes Park - easy to find, good parking
Background:
I wasn't going to write this as I got a load of stick for my first review being a negative one.....and I'm going to give another! I do need some advice as to where to go for a decent massage.....advice/opinion appreciated! Also wasn't going to review as the website (now I've checked does state "the Lingham is honoured.....but climax not encouraged".......damn right "not encouraged" and not really "honoured." I met with a mate of mine the other week for a drink and a "catch up" and he described EXACTLY the same service and person as the owner of Bliss Massage - seems she owns them both. On the basis of his bad experience I decided to accept getting more stick for a negative review......hope you accept it as a warning and a request for something better PLEASE!!!
Comms:
Really simple and good via phone (to test the theory that they are the same business my mate phoned both numbers......same woman answered)
Place:
Nice enough place - clean
Woman:
Can't really describe her as a "girl"...... Mid 40's, not unattractive, probably a 6/10. Size wise probably a 12. Spoke with a South American accent - quite sultry and certainly perked my interest.
Cost:
£150 for 90 minutes - so expected body to body and HR at the very least and a truly sensual experience
Event:
Paperwork sorted. Shower and told to lie on the table. Room warm and pleasing...thought I was in for a treat. Decent enough light touch, teasing near the sacred area but never getting there. decent back massage and on legs but no touching or teasing. Expected body to body but it never came. Thought i was in for a real treat when she told me to turn over as we still (I felt) had plenty of time left. That gave me my first look at her breasts......fake and beginning to show the impact of gravity or the requirement for another trip to the surgeon.
No eye contact as she massaged my legs, stomach and chest. Occasional brushing my now throbbing mini me but certainly not giving him what he needed most. I closed my eyes expecting the body to body to begin......but instead was told that the session was over. No body to body and a part of me that was ready to burst. I know I should have said something or been clearer at the start what I expected........I'm shy and really do not like confrontation. By the look in her eyes I was going to lose an argument.
Took me and mini-me into the shower and relieved myself in there.
Verdict:
Negative. Expensive (very expensive for what I actually got). Time short by 20 minutes. No body to body and no HR......the only HE was given by me!!!
As I said......I learnt an expensive lesson, but when I heard my mate had also suffered at her hands at Bliss Massage I thought you all should know these businesses are connected - bad experience at Bliss will mean bad experience at Tantra Divine.
Help:
Recommendations please so I can start to write some positive stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks
