I was in the mood for a punt on a nice sunny day in Ipswich and came across this profile:
External Link/Members OnlyWhen I called she sounded as though she had a bit of personality. I asked if the profile photos were her and she replied they were not; after a brief pause she said she was joking and that they definitely were her, which helped break the ice and I agreed to see her for 30 minutes at £70. I asked about her services, and she confirmed the price included kissing, owo, cim.
Parking was a nightmare, though my car found her road - in the centre of Ipswich - easily, there was no free parking as she advised, so I stopped in a nearby makeshift private car park which appeared to be for a local firm.
She texted her address, a flat in a large distinctive building. When Clare opened the door she looked like she had just got out of bed, she looked unkempt, hair everywhere, wearing a t-shirt. Clare is fairly short (around 5' 1" at a guess) and a bit dumpy. I can imagine she would be attractive if she made the effort, but considering it was the afternoon I didn't think there was no excuse for not being prepared, so I told her I didn't fancy her and was leaving. She tried to get in my way but I reached past her for the door latch and made my way out.
So not my usual rating review, but that's not possible when the punt didn't take place. Maybe she does live up to her claims on the profile but I wasn't prepared to spend £70 finding this out.