Punting in hotels as incall

[nufcrob95]

Hi lads, been punting for a while now but have never went to a hotel for incall, any advice for the future would be welcome!

[Shearer1955]

I haven't done it but think at times  it might be useful if girls only do outcalls - I think you can do overday bookings at hotels which I presume might be at more reasonable rates than an overnight cost particularly if only seeing a girl for 1 or 2 hours - mind you do the hotel staff have a good idea as to the real reason for making such a reservation? - do they care?

[nufcrob95]

True, theirs a girl currently on tour up in newcastle but shes working from a hotel not a house, dont know wether to risk it or not.

[johnny34]

True, theirs a girl currently on tour up in newcastle but shes working from a hotel not a house, dont know wether to risk it or not.

Go for it, just get instuctions of where the lift is & just walk past reception to the lifts.

[nufcrob95]

Might just do it, she looks like a good time.

[daviemac]

True, theirs a girl currently on tour up in newcastle but shes working from a hotel not a house, dont know wether to risk it or not.

Not sure where the risk would be, if she's booked herself into a hotel I would've thought it would be 'prossie / punter' friendly.  As said just get the room number and walk in as if you know where you're going, don't go up to the receptionist and ask which room the prossie's in though.     

[Mansell]

It's no problem, she's going to txt you the room number before you go in. Just walk in positively looking like you know where you are going. But if asked don;t give her number, just one a couple of doors down or better ask for floor number. Having said all of that the girls generally only book hotels where it is easy to get past reception. Never had a problem in many many punts to Hotels.  Girl will also have the "Do not disturb" sign up to stop cleaner coming in, mind if they did maybe you could have a 3 some 

[hardtoplease]

Hi lads, been punting for a while now but have never went to a hotel for incall, any advice for the future would be welcome!

Just grow a pair and go for it dude. Punted in multiple hotels all over the UK and never been challenged once. As others have said, the WGs typically pick discrete hotels with easy access and exit. You rock up, they text or call with the room number, you walk in head held high like you belong, and have a good time getting your brains fecked in 

[cueball]

I've done quite a number of hotel punts, walk in confidently and head straight to the lifts. A good trick is to be pre occupied with your phone, easy to avoid eye contact then.

I've never been challenged yet.

One thing though.... watch out for the parking. None guest parking can result in a fine landing through your door. Some city centre hotels use a anpr type system and send you a big bill for parking.... as I've learnt from bitter experience.

[Reg1nald]

I had my first Incall at a hotel in Gateshead last month and must admit I was bit apprehensive. Walked in past reception and the girl behind the desk smiled so I smiled back trying to play it cool, kept walking looking for the lifts straight into cafe area turned right and nearly ended up in the kitchen  turned around walked back towards reception and thankfully spotted the lifts to the left of the front door as you come in, no need to walk past reception 
Was all worth it in the end, excellent punt

[frankc]

One thing though.... watch out for the parking. None guest parking can result in a fine landing through your door. Some city centre hotels use a anpr type system and send you a big bill for parking.... as I've learnt from bitter experience.

That's not good mate....How'd you talk your way out of that one?..

[cueball]

That's not good mate....How'd you talk your way out of that one?..

I didn't, I intercepted the incoming bill, paid it double quick time and put it down to experience.

[nufcrob95]

Hahaha thanks for the tips lads, will go for it i think. Dont know why ive been put off by it in the past for.

[domino999]

I had my first Incall at a hotel in Gateshead last month and must admit I was bit apprehensive. Walked in past reception and the girl behind the desk smiled so I smiled back trying to play it cool, kept walking looking for the lifts straight into cafe area turned right and nearly ended up in the kitchen  turned around walked back towards reception and thankfully spotted the lifts to the left of the front door as you come in, no need to walk past reception 
Was all worth it in the end, excellent punt

Sounds like Jury's Inn near the Baltic?

[Sar-Major]

Done this loads of times in the course of this hobby. You just need a "Brass Neck" to walk in with total confidence, and if I was going into somewhere that I didn't know I'd arrive early go in and find the bar. Buy a half of coke or beer, find a free newspaper or even take one in, and pretend to read it, whilst doing a "Close Recce" as to where the lifts, stairs and netties were located. text the lass, saying I'm parked up outside 2 minutes away and wait for the reply with room number, and off you trot to your punt......Simples. 

 

[Sir Punt]

I've had loads of hotel in calls with various agencies and indies and never had a problem. As long as you get clear instructions from the girl/agency all should be fine. Go for it!

[Reg1nald]

Sounds like Jury's Inn near the Baltic?

It was, well spotted !

[nufcrob95]

Cheers guys, the hotel is called the copthorne in newcastle i think.

[walking dead]

I have punted in quite a few hotels. 
Only got stopped once and that was awkward.
It was a small hotel and I will be avoiding small hotels in future

[Mansell]

It was, well spotted !

I nearly posted last night and wish I had now. This is an open forum that can be read by Joe Public and a hotel has just been confirmed as used by WG's.   Not clever guys, keep to PM for that stuff.

[daviemac]

Cheers guys, the hotel is called the copthorne in newcastle i think.

I think your risk has increased considerably now with names of hotels posted on an open forum to be read by anyone.     

[hardtoplease]

Done this loads of times in the course of this hobby. You just need a "Brass Neck" to walk in with total confidence, and if I was going into somewhere that I didn't know I'd arrive early go in and find the bar. Buy a half of coke or beer, find a free newspaper or even take one in, and pretend to read it, whilst doing a "Close Recce" as to where the lifts, stairs and netties were located. text the lass, saying I'm parked up outside 2 minutes away and wait for the reply with room number, and off you trot to your punt......Simples. 

 

As ever Sar-Major, good advice from a seasoned monger 

[datwabbit]

Oh FFS - 2 hotels named.

However, I thought Admin had restricted PM's due to abuse - so if you cannot do a PM, ask Admin rather than post the name of the hotel. He will understand.

[daviemac]

Oh FFS - 2 hotels named.

However, I thought Admin had restricted PM's due to abuse - so if you cannot do a PM, ask Admin rather than post the name of the hotel. He will understand.

Personally I don't think there's any need to even pm the name of a hotel in Newcastle, a general location should be enough, it's not that big.   City center to quayside about 10 mins walk     

[fray21]

Who was it you saw?

[nufcrob95]

Sorry guys, didnt think of it that way. If someone could tell me how to delete comment i will, i have also reported it.

[daviemac]

Just for future reference it may be worth reading the rules before posting.     

- Privacy of service providers
It is not allowed to post personal info of service providers, such as real names and personal social networking profiles. Phone numbers may be posted in full only if they are published in adverts / profiles. Hotels used by service providers may not be named. General description of incall locations is acceptable, but not specific house numbers or street names or postcodes. Linking porn work is allowed. Modelling work is also allowed depending on circumstance, e.g. face pics showing on both prostitution profile and modelling profile. News items may be posted depending on circumstances (e.g. criminality). Previous working names are never censored, regardless of reasons (see below for more). Objections from service providers to any privacy-related info will need to be raised with Admin for consideration.

[datwabbit]

Just for future reference it may be worth reading the rules before posting.   

Thanks for that. Hotels get named on UKE so I guess need to check if it is in those rules. See no reason why not.

[Mansell]

Who was it you saw?

Let's just let this whole thing drop eh FFS 

[CELICA GT]

Done this loads of times in the course of this hobby. You just need a "Brass Neck" to walk in with total confidence, and if I was going into somewhere that I didn't know I'd arrive early go in and find the bar. Buy a half of coke or beer, find a free newspaper or even take one in, and pretend to read it, whilst doing a "Close Recce" as to where the lifts, stairs and netties were located. text the lass, saying I'm parked up outside 2 minutes away and wait for the reply with room number, and off you trot to your punt......Simples. 

 

Sound advice, mind you I visited a well known hotel on the quayside and ordered a schooner of lager  and  it was nearly 5 quid      

[NervousJ]

Ive done a couple of hotels and both relatively recently. I like the hotel punt. Always seems a bit naughtier and the rooms are generally nice...

Phones are a good distraction, I always dress a bit smarter to try and avoid looking like an scruff bag. Well jeans and a smarter shirt rather than tshirt and gym top... If that makes sense... Always look like you know where you are going and with purpose....

[nufcrob95]

Straight round to wetherspoons!

[Reg1nald]

I nearly posted last night and wish I had now. This is an open forum that can be read by Joe Public and a hotel has just been confirmed as used by WG's.   Not clever guys, keep to PM for that stuff.

Apologies !

[Sar-Major]

As ever Sar-Major, good advice from a seasoned monger 

I'll take that as a complement RLF.................NEVER been called a "Monger" before in my Fekin Life...........

 

[Sar-Major]

Sound advice, mind you I visited a well known hotel on the quayside and ordered a schooner of lager  and  it was nearly 5 quid      

That's WHY CGT, I said a half, not that I'm tight. Just dont want my eyes taken out by a posh hotel chain, stinking of drink on a punt, or even worse "Brewers Droop"
 

 

[Sar-Major]

Straight round to wetherspoons!

Tight Twat!!!!!!!! 

 

[hardtoplease]

I'll take that as a complement RLF.................NEVER been called a "Monger" before in my Fekin Life...........

 

"Mongering" is a Scottish term for hunting down pussy, hence, a "monger" is a right "hoormeister" - a man who likes to shag......a lot  so yes, a compliment 

Not to be confused with "minger" which is probably a universal term for a total skank, dog-ugly fat burd with nae teeth and saggy tits 

[nufcrob95]

Tight Twat!!!!!!!! 


 

Aint paying £5 a pint, £3.50 max! 

[CELICA GT]

Aint paying £5 a pint, £3.50 max! 
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I did ask for a pint but they only served schooners and that ain't even a pint, if I visit that particular hotel again, will order a coffee or just go straight up to the ladies room, however I do like to get there early and have a drink as for me adds to the overall experience. 

[datwabbit]

Aint paying £5 a pint, £3.50 max! 
[/quote
I did ask for a pint but they only served schooners and that ain't even a pint, if I visit that particular hotel again, will order a coffee or just go straight up to the ladies room, however I do like to get there early and have a drink as for me adds to the overall experience. 

i think one coffee can hang around on the breath longer than one drink. Just my experience generally.

[datwabbit]

sorry - made a mess of previous post.