Looked around for a new good local thai massage and found Rung on Gumtree.
Says on her advert that nothing sexual is offered - but don't a lot these days and still do?
First appointment was cancelled due to her feeling too unwell but this wasn't until I text her to confirm the appointment time that morning.
A couple of weeks later I tried again and she responded quite quickly saying that I could come round.
I suggestively asked what was on offer and she said that it was £40 for an hour.
I arrived and Rung could be described as being chubby and, at a guess, in her forties - was instructed to go straight upstairs where I was told to strip and lay on the bed. The room was tiny and at 6'3" the bed was not long enough for my frame.
A mediocre massage followed and every time she got close to swiping my junk - the normal non sexual procedures continued. A little later, she asked if I would like a head massage and playfully replied that she could massage wherever she wanted.
Upper thigh and tummy strokes were preceded by strategically placing the towel to ensure no semi could poke through.
She finished off the massage, said all done and vanished to her bedroom to fetch her phone. Money was handed over and I left - very frustrated.
Think I've taken one for the team here. You're welcome!
