Author Topic: XX-Khloe-XX - Portsmouth, port solent  (Read 3533 times)


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Offline Zimbaman

Why oh why did I bother? Khloe has been on my hot list for quite a while, but there was always someone else that I wanted to see first. She finally made it to the top of the list and so I booked to see her. The comments on here are generally quite negative and on the whole I would agree with them. I honestly wish I hadn't bothered.

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Comms:
Entirely by email, with a phone call when at port solent to confirm the final location.  I booked a couple of weeks ago a day ahead as an advance booking, but she seems to work long hours so probably not necessary. Comms were good, quick reply to emails.  Best part of the encounter to be honest.

Location:
As has already been mentioned the location is a boat. Not a big boat, a little boat. A tiny little fucking boat, filled with crap and a half size single bed covered in god knows what. Actually, I've got a pretty good idea what but I'd rather not think about it. She called when I was at port solent then came to meet me to take her to her boat. Unfortunately this is not discreet at all. There were a lot of people round during the day and it felt very conspicuous. Although the boat itself is not in a public area (key card required). I would suggest that you do not visit as I did during daylight hours. Actually, don't bust at all.

Cost:
I booked for a 30 minute appointment at £80. When I was on the boat, the extras started piling on. Not explicit on her profile but I should have asked. £30 extra for OWO which includes CIM. For some reason I agreed to though for some bizarre reason. I had come wanting CIM which was on her profile. This was now at £110 or a 30 minute booking. The most I've ever paid for 30 minutes.

Services:
Khloes pictures make her look good on her profile. It's definitely the same girl, but the photos are a lot better than the reality. I would give her a 4 out of 10 at best. She looks slim in the pictures but definitely has a belly. She is not particularly fit and does not look after herself.  I will say that she does have nice tits though.

We went down into the lower area of the boat where Khloe closed the blinds and the paperwork and services were agreed. The first thing to note as I moved closer was that Khloe stank of stale cigarettes. I would normally want DFK and automatically went in for a kid, but she will only kiss with closed mouth. I have to say not an issue on this occasion as the smell was quite over powering.

Khloe removed her clothes and she started with some OWO. Not bad if I'm honest, but no eye contact and no real effort. She lay back on the bed, legs open but I couldn't bring myself to do reverse oral which I normally would. So, on with the hat and missionary. The half size single bed is frankly ridiculous. Still, I soldiered on, Khloe under me and positioned with her head at a funny angle against the cabinet behind her. After a few minutes I noticed that she hadn't moved or made any sound for a while so thought it best to come away just to see if she was alive. Turns out she was. Not sure if she was just napping or I had stunned her into silence with my magnificent performance, but opted for a little cow girl. No more than a minute as the view was awful, and again she looked a little bored. I was beginning to doubt my magnificence, so turned her around for doggy. Frankly I was getting bored by now. View from the back was passable, but again I wasn't sure if she was awake. Came out, hat off and finish up with a little OWO. I helped her along here just to bring an end to the booking. Came in her mouth and as soon as I finished she stood up and wandered vacantly over to the sink. Mouthwash (wish she had done that before the meet!) and meeting over. I have to say it was the worst CIM I've ever had. She pulled her head away too quickly and I couldn't avoid contributing to the already stained bed cover. I couldn't get out of the quick enough. From entering the boat to leaving was no more than 20 minutes.

Positives:
Tits. OWO was not too bad.

Negatives:
Location is not discreet, boat is a tip, smells of cigarettes, misleading photos, larger than pictures suggest and less attractive, very very expensive for the quality of service - so many better options, I actually thought she had died at one point and my first aid training is out of date.

Would I return? No. Never. To be honest it's put me off port solent too. And boats. Safe yourselves some cash and pick someone else. Anyone else.


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Thanks for the review, notice she turned up om UKE the other day, clearly one to avoid for me even if the venue piques my interest.

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Why oh why did I bother? Khloe has been on my hot list for quite a while, but there was always someone else that I wanted to see first. She finally made it to the top of the list and so I booked to see her. The comments on here are generally quite negative and on the whole I would agree with them. I honestly wish I hadn't bothered.

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Would I return? No. Never. To be honest it's put me off port solent too. And boats. Safe yourselves some cash and pick someone else. Anyone else.

Sorry you had a shit punt, she was on my hotlist but had never got round to trying to arrange anything beause - as I seem to recall - I did a search of her on UKP & the whole "boat situation" came up  :scare:

Thanks for the review anyway & the comment about being "put off Port Solent ............ and boats" left me with tears in my eyes  :lol:

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I noticed that she hadn't moved or made any sound for a while so thought it best to come away just to see if she was alive. Turns out she was.

Sorry for your bad time, but I don't expect I'm the only one who laughed out loud at this bit.

Offline nigel4498

She went straight on my hotlist when she first started three years ago.
Because of the first review about the boat she has languished there ever since.

Offline Zimbaman

Thanks for the review, notice she turned up om UKE the other day, clearly one to avoid for me even if the venue piques my interest.

I have to admit I was curious about the location. It was smaller than I expected, definitely not ideal. What was the discussion on UKE?

Glad I could see the funny side of this after the event Drconners and Mrkeen :hi: Fairly dissapointing at the time though...

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If you go "overboard" do the RNLI get called? :lol:

Offline Zimbaman

If you go "overboard" do the RNLI get called? :lol:

 :lol: would rather have gone overboard  ;)

kamu

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I did speak to this one on the phone once but seemed really weird so told her i'd think about it and call her back. Never bothered...

That photo of her with the tubby native put me off as well...
« Last Edit: March 24, 2017, 09:46:55 pm by kamu »

Offline Zimbaman

She sounds quite dopey on the phone. Didn't get any better in person. I suspect she has learning difficulties.

kamu

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You should have taken some ladybird books with you. :lol:

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You should have taken some ladybird books with you. :lol:

Thats a bit harsh  - surely doesn't take a Mensa member to suck cock correctly ?

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I tried to book her a long time back, the boat thing sounded a novelty, wasn't something I had looked for but hey if you are going for a punt a boat seems appropriate. I booked, but got no further comunication so never met. It sounds like it was a lucky break now.

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Thats a bit harsh  - surely doesn't take a Mensa member to suck cock correctly ?

If you want to punt with a sack of potatoes who appears dead behind the eyes then fill your boots! :wackogirl:

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Her profile looks good. Thank fuck I read your review. If I want to fuck a sack of potatoes I'd fuck the wife.

bigmanbigman

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12 booking did not take place in first few feedbacks so
Not one to bank on.

Offline Bargeman

Thanks for the review. I've made a request on Adultwork. As her web page sounds ok. In view of what you've said will give her a wide berth. Excuse the pun.

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Yep I met XX-Khloe-XX  in 2017, same experience as the other guys, fat, dim witted, asked her what she though of first thing when she woke up, replied " How much money I can earn today".
Pull down single bed, table cluttered, asked me if I wanted her to squirt, so sadly I said OK. OMG, she fished around for a vibe, gave it to me and told me to rub her ugly clit, fuck me, she peed over my arm, yep yellow pee. Didn't fancy her puss, nor ass, couldn't fuck without one leg on the floor. Left disgusted and peed off literally. My worst punt ever, even Roms are better.

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Just when Zimbaman had stopped having nightmares you had to bring it all back  :lol: :lol:

Offline Zimbaman

Just when Zimbaman had stopped having nightmares you had to bring it all back  :lol: :lol:

I was thinking exactly that  :lol: although sadly she wasn’t my worst punt  :scare: and thankfully she didn’t pee on me. Too sleepy I guess  :sarcastic: