Author Topic: HotBlondyEscort - Cardiff  (Read 1448 times)


2 review(s) for HotBlondyEscort (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline iverthickone

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Saw this girl (Rebekah) this week.  I was actually aiming to see: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only   I think they work together as there was another girl in the flat who was otherwise engaged in the next bedroom, hence I assume they share/I got the wrong number.

Tbf, there is already one (negative) review of Rebekah on UKP: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123693.msg1403913#msg1403913

This is a really hard one for me to rate properly. This girl is soooo much prettier in the flesh (literally) than her pics on A/W or Viva.  I have been punting for about 20 years, and she is one of the best looking girls I have ever screwed in my life.  For that reason I have plumped for neutral, though the rest would probably have to be negative.

Got there with the help of a text (it is not "on" the road of the address, but down an alley).  I nearly spunked my pants when I saw her and followed her up the steps, cleaning off my drool as I went. Got to the bedroom, and as I tried to put my tongue back in my mouth I handed over the £80 (for an hour, and two pops as agreed on text earlier).  She was wrapped in the towel as per Ray Alvis' previous review, (though I cannot confirm it was the same towel!  :lol:).  When I asked how old she was she told me that she was 20, which is entirely believable).

As is the want of WG, she disappeared for a few mins (what do they actually do in that 5 min period!?!) whilst I got naked.  She came back in and let the towel drop.  Fuck me!!! :crazy:

Told me to get on the bed, and this is the point it all went downhill.  She gave the old boy a quick feel.  Tbh, it was already half there (and had been back at the door)!  :)  It was at this stage she shoved on the overcoat, before giving it a lick or two, and just the tip in to her mouth.  This lasted a full 15 seconds or so, before she asked what position.  Part of me was hoping for (a lot) more oral, but part of me just wanted to fuck her!  Told her to jump on top, and she did, grimacing as she took me inside her. 

It had become very clear earlier that she did not want to be touched or kissed (I tried, and was met with the response of "What do you think you are doing?"), but I am fine with that.  It was something else to see a 20 year beauty on top of you with your cock between their legs.  I was allowed to grope her small (but perfect) tits too.  I then suggested turning over for a sesh in mish.  She was ok with that, again though she grimaced as I found the target.  She was taking no other part in this session other than being there though in truth.  It was very clear that she would rather have not been there at all!  Still fuck that - as I started to go at it, she winced more and asked me to come.  I sort of could tell what would be coming later (and I wasn't wrong), so I actually didn't rush that much, and continued to pound away.  Then I went in nice and deep and hard to finish off down her fuck-hole.  Lovely!  :D

She then got up, and I think was hoping that would be it.  However with only 20 mins gone and one pop down, she had another thing coming.  She asked if I wanted a massage, and I said that would be good, before round two!
She replied, "You have to be joking?"
I said, "No, it's what we agreed on text, wasn't it?"
She said, "Yes, but you didn't tell me you were so big!"  :hi:
I said, "Did it hurt then?"
She said, "Yes!"

Now, can I just point out that whilst I am ok down there, and thicker than most (as most are aware), I am genuinely no porn star!  I nearly laughed when she said that - bear in mind she is likely at some stage to push another human out of that hole! But did say I wanted my two pops and hour as agreed.

She asked if I wanted a massage, I said yes, and we'll go for a HE to finish.  So that is what we did.  Nice enough back rub, followed by me turning over and her reaching for my Richard.  Even then the lack of enthusiasm made me give way to me telling her to open her legs so I could have a butcher's at that fine gash of hers whilst having a tommy.  I did get her to rub my balls whilst I was going for it though.  Anyway, reached the inevitable conclusion, which I think relieved her, and I left.

All in all I was there for less than 40 mins.  As I say service was shyte, but Rebekah was drop dead gorgeous  What other "hobby" would you get to screw a 20 year old beauty?.  How do you rate that.  All in all £80 for a 40 min session with astunner, one screw, 2 pops??  About right??

Offline mrdiamond77

Thanks for the review Iver.  It sounds like a negative to me but can understand why you gave her a neutral as she does look nice.  Really sums up why I am wary of punting with Romanians.   :hi:

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Thanks for the review Iver.  It sounds like a negative to me but can understand why you gave her a neutral as she does look nice.  Really sums up why I am wary of punting with Romanians.   :hi:

Evidently (according to her, and why lie?) she is Hungarian.  Don't know why they would put Romanian though???

Offline Bluebird187

Went to book her earlier today but luckily decided against it. While she does look stunning, sounds like a typical Romanian to me, even if she is Hungarian!

Offline HughJardon

Great review iver even though the experience was humdrum

Hard to walk when they send out a hot blonde and I could imagine seeing her with a full set of love spuds, I doubt I'd walk but

This band of Romanians keep all the profiles running to tempt punters in and it's pretty much 50/50 who you see
Boosty
Hot Dream
Hot Desire for you etc etc
I think I've wide berthed them all now.. But this week in Cardiff is absolutely littered with Romanian girls,  I wonder how many other punters out there are wishing they had stayed home and just tossed off. Hopefully they will read this review because these girls need to up there game big style

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Did you smash her from behind then bud? I would have loved to ram her holding those hips, those photo's on the stairs looks like the New Zealand road posse 
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Did you smash her from behind then bud? I would have loved to ram her holding those hips, those photo's on the stairs looks like the New Zealand road posse

Sorry mate, no, just cowgirl and mish.  Even then I felt I was pushing it going to mish.
Still at least I did push it, nice and deeep  :D

Erm, didn't get the NZ posse reference - explain?!  :unknown:

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good review Iver  :hi:

Quite sad - for you and her - that there is so little interaction.

If she looks even better than her photos I can see why you gave her a neutral. She is an absolute babe  :P

Just such a shame the service wasn't close to matching her looks

Offline mrdiamond77

Evidently (according to her, and why lie?) she is Hungarian.  Don't know why they would put Romanian though???

No, especially with the reputation that Romanian girls have got.

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Evidently (according to her, and why lie?) she is Hungarian.  Don't know why they would put Romanian though???
Probably to make punters aware that she offers a typically can't-be-arsed Romanian experience rather than the (usually) more enthusiastic Hungarian experience