Author Topic: Slough Nuru Massage  (Read 1767 times)

Offline chinafan

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Advertises a nuru and B2B massage service. The latter is stated as being £85 for an hour, which isn't too bad price-wise.

I only saw one review on here, which is neutral, but I thought I'd give it a bash anyway.

Obviously the girl you meet isn't the one in the pictures, but headed to the property anyway, was texted address and latterly, buzzer number. Shown into the flat by a reasonably attractive Chinese girl dressed in jeans and a top, and was immediately told to "shoosh". I'd put her in the 25-35 age bracket, would give her a 6 out of 10 for looks.

Shown into a bedroom where there's a massage table and a double bed, towels, baby oil, etc. Told to take everything off. I asked for 1 hour B2B, paid the £85.

After a bit she came back, got undressed down to her knickers and then the worst "massage" ever started. She poured the cold baby oil onto my back and moved it around a bit. Absolutely nothing erotic/exotic/exciting about it.

Body-wise she drops to a 4 out of 10. Small breasts, fair bit of a belly, and she's taller than I like my Oriental women.

After a few minutes of pushing oil across my back and legs, she roughly reaches in between for a credit card swipe, the sort of swipe a bored shop girl might do when a customer has pissed her off. This was followed by asking me if I "wanted sex", which I refused. Then she asked if I wanted a hand job, which I did.

That's when she told me it's an extra £20.

I asked why, when it's a B2B massage. She said "oh, she no tell you? Hand job £20 extra".

Ok, this is where many would have walked, but I was lying naked, face down, smeared in oil, and I'd come to the property for a B2B with HJ. So I agreed to it.

Unsurprisingly the HJ couldn't have been more mechanical than if I'd programmed a robot to do it. Touching was allowed, knickers stayed on, hand pushed away from pussy area when it strayed there.

Deed done, I was wiped down, dressed and back out in the street within 30 minutes.

Yes, shoulda walked. No, won't ever go there again.

TL;DR - AVOID.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2017, 12:31:00 pm by chinafan »

Offline bungry

Thx for letting us know about this place....I have been tempted but will now not go....