Secrets of Manchester

[paddyw]

Secrets escorts of Manchester

I had a, frankly, bizarre experience with this agency last Thursday evening.

I had booked an outcall, to my central Manchester hotel, with an adultwork provider, who let me down at the last minute.

I decided to give Secrets a try.
I had a look at the website, selected Sienna as being right up my street.
I gave the agency a call and they said that she would be there in ten minutes. Happy days! Bang on ten minutes Sienna called, saying that she was waiting outside and could I come and escort her in? All very good so far.

I go down to the front door and spot her straight away (I'd say that her pictures were accurate as I was able to recognise her) standing close to the door. She wasn't exactly dressed discretely but reception were busy so we walked in without incident and got to the room around a quarter to the hour. I handed her £180 for a two hour booking which she counted and put away.

Then the odd stuff started. First of all she wanted a smoke and a drink. Did I mind if she nipped down for a smoke and she would get us both a cocktail. I gave her a free cocktails voucher for the drinks. 15 minutes later she appears back with two Sex on the Beaches. Frankly I am a bit pissed off with the time wasted on my dime, but decide to persevere.

First of all she doesn't lap dance or striptease. We finish the drinks a bit of foreplay, then she announces that she needs another fag and a drink. Do I mind? Well of course I fecking do, she says she'll pay for the drinks this time. Whoopee do. Anyway, off she goes for another ten minutes. Finally, after necking the cocktails and a couple of glass size bottles of rose wine she had in her bag we get to the main event.

She takes off her dress to reveal mismatched underwear. Drops her knickers but won't take off the bra. She then announces that she hates oral, both given and receiving and doesn't do either. Anyway a bit of mutual fumbling and we're ready for sex. On with the rubber, which she rather inexpertly tries to put on with her mouth (even though she hates oral, remember) and manages to completely fuck up. I do it myself. Next she announces that she doesn't go on top as I'm too big and it will go too deep. So only mish and doggy on offer. Anyway bang her and cum.  Spend half an hour fiddling around and get ready to go again. Just get started and her phone starts. It's her driver. Get going again and the driver rings again. Get going again and again he rings. I can hear him yelling at her to be outside in 8 minutes or he's leaving her. At this point I lose it. Pull off the rubber and phone the agency. This is all still before the end of the two hours. Agency reception say that they will sort it out and get back to me. Sienna leaves. Agency doesn't ring so I ring them. Basically am told that the driver only rang once and that I am lying. They put the phone down after I say that I am going to write a review about all this on the forums I am a member of. I try to phone again and they've blocked me.

 I always wondered why they had so few reviews on here.

Anyway, for my part I will never, ever use this organisation again. A lesson learned.

Paddy

[Fredbone]

I have used them twice. One good and the other lasted ten mins and then they left, see negative report for full details.

[Pepsiii]

Your mistake was paying straight away, you should have paid at the end.

[paddyw]

I won't be using them again. My only mistake was using them in the first place.
Cowboys.

[VOLPONE]

They are purveyors of 'party girls'. Girls for clients to get pissed with or have a toot with. After which the clients won't be good for much in the way of bedroom action anyway.

Excellent review,by the way. An 'organisation' to avoid.

[chrishornx]

noted and will avoid. Thanks for the review

[hungrypunt]

On with the rubber, which she rather inexpertly tries to put on with her mouth (even though she hates oral, remember) and manages to completely fuck up. I do it myself.

what with your mouth...well done ,mate 
Jokin aside made sorry you had a shitter, better luck next time

Next she announces that she doesn't go on top as I'm too big and it will go too deep.

Ive usually heard this the opposite way round so she can control if your too big, (never happened to me sadly)

[jamesmilfing]

I've used these myself & the girls do appear to be out to get hammered in more way than one. The old boy that does the marketing/bookings also runs 2-3 girls on the side as their secretary & fucks up their comminications too - even sent me to the wrong Apartments once.  A lesson learned.

[tesla]

I've used these myself & the girls do appear to be out to get hammered in more way than one. The old boy that does the marketing/bookings also runs 2-3 girls on the side as their secretary & fucks up their comminications too - even sent me to the wrong Apartments once.  A lesson learned.

thanks for letting us know, but we can see all that in your reviews...oh no we cant because you have not done any

[The Limit Club Man]

From mid 2015 until mid last year I had 3 very good punts with Secrets (Zara, Nicki and Marie) followed by 3 very poor punts (Freya, Billie and Lexi).  All before I joined this site so sorry no reviews.

Reading the OP Secrets don't seem to have improved. 

[Fredbone]

From mid 2015 until mid last year I had 3 very good punts with Secrets (Zara, Nicki and Marie) followed by 3 very poor punts (Freya, Billie and Lexi).  All before I joined this site so sorry no reviews.

Reading the OP Secrets don't seem to have improved.

Agree Billie picture looks great, but service very poor.

[NigelF]

From mid 2015 until mid last year I had 3 very good punts with Secrets (Zara, Nicki and Marie) followed by 3 very poor punts (Freya, Billie and Lexi).  All before I joined this site so sorry no reviews.

Reading the OP Secrets don't seem to have improved.

There's no reason you can't do reviews, it's certainly not against the rules, in fact it's actively encouraged. If you can remember even just a bit of them then you should do them - even if they're very basic and just really an overall impression (positive, neutral or negative). Make it clear roughly when you saw them and everyone will cut you some slack. Some info is better than no info.