Author Topic: Really Beautiful & Sophisticated Escort?  (Read 4631 times)

Offline colchesterpete

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that bla bla bal, however I want to treat myself with a really really beautiful, sophisticated and British lady.  Has anyone came across such an escort who could fit the bill? Thanks in advance  :drinks:

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I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that bla bla bal


And there the problem.


I await some recommendation  :sarcastic:


Unless you like to do some research  :unknown:

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Define beautiful and sophisticated. Or give us an example of a woman ( not necessarily a WG) who fits this description in your view. Then probably possible...

Offline colchesterpete

Ok this is tougher than I thought. If I were to use a category of the Sloane type......... Slim, dark long hair, public / private educated in her early to mid twenties. Someone knows how to dress, act and conduct themselves but is rather a filthy minx. Must be British (English) preferably they escort part time. I may be just wishing for something that is not there!

Offline martini2429

I see your 2 reviews are for London based escorts, can I assume this is the area you are looking at?


Offline colchesterpete

I travel lots with work so will not be tied to geography or location. throughout a month I visit most parts regions of the country. Had a really hard scan of AW and nothing jumps out at me. Will keep looking and if I find what I'm looking for will post a review  :unknown:

Offline martini2429

If you are in London I would take a look at this Agency, I used them when I lived in London and the ladies always look hot:

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Wish you look in your search.

M

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sophisticated

Sophisticated and Pro$$ie don't go together, you may get a few pro$$ies who will spout such bollocks, but the reality is sophiticated girls tend not to have to suck cock for a living  :hi:

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This one maybe? Seems to fit some of your requirements.

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This one maybe? Seems to fit some of your requirements.

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She is a bit of a teletubby.

Offline melk

If you are in London I would take a look at this Agency, I used them when I lived in London and the ladies always look hot:

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M
+1

I thought the same when reading the OP. Of course, there's the higher price factor but it is always worth it in my experience.

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If you are in London I would take a look at this Agency, I used them when I lived in London and the ladies always look hot:

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Wish you look in your search.

M



smiths posted some useful info about agencies (IMO) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62880.0



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+1

I thought the same when reading the OP. Of course, there's the higher price factor but it is always worth it in my experience.



There no correlation, between price and quality, when it comes to W/G (IMO). I've punted a few (W/G) priced @ £180+ PH that were far worse than some £60 P/H in terms of service and attitude. Beauty is very subjective and ranks lower than service and attitude when I punt. So, its down to what a punter considers true VFM.


« Last Edit: March 19, 2017, 03:06:33 pm by The_Don »

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smiths posted some useful info about agencies (IMO) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62880.0



Edit:

Sure. I've read the post you refer to and pretty much agree with everything smiths wrote. I also generally agree with the lack of correlation between price and quality. Still though, i have used the named agency a few times over the years (only seldom due to price) and never had a punt that wasn't memorable and the girls always fit the description in OP, hence my comment.

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Look for courtesans...they're the ones that at least think they are sophiscated!   :lol:
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Look for courtesans...they're the ones that at least think they are sophiscated!

And only need to work part time (I only see two or three clients a day)

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And only need to work part time (I only see two or three clients a day)

Very true Jonestown-they only see two or three clients a day because they charge a fortune too, usually!   :rolleyes:

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This one maybe? Seems to fit some of your requirements.

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You're taking th episs, she's a fat ugly chav   :wacko:

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You're taking th episs, she's a fat ugly chav   :wacko:

Yes but she claims to be a filthy little minx, which is partly what the OP was looking for.

In reality he probably wants a link to Natalie Portman's escorting page.

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I fear that this thread may be a shoe in for a couple of Cueballs cuties.   :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare:

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I fear that this thread may be a shoe in for a couple of Cueballs cuties.   :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare:





I await some recommendation  :sarcastic:


Offline cueball

Did somebody call?  :D

Ok, I'm on it......

Countrywide... check

Sophisticated... check

Beautiful... oh bloody hell yes...check

Seeing as you're an all ports podger pete, here's an eccles cake, just right for the searching lethario who finds it impossible to say no to young totty.....
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Colchester is darn sarf though, so, just so you get a bit of action whilst on the colchester to manchester bullet bus. I've found you some entertainment for the journey, think of her as being like the services on the motorway, think more like little chef rather than costa coffee....
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You're all heart, Cueball!!  ;)

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Seeing as you're an all ports podger pete, here's an eccles cake, just right for the searching lethario who finds it impossible to say no to young totty.....
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My god, you are a SICK fucker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Colchester is darn sarf though, so, just so you get a bit of action whilst on the colchester to manchester bullet bus. I've found you some entertainment for the journey, think of her as being like the services on the motorway, think more like little chef rather than costa coffee....
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Cueball - confess!  How much time do you spend each day looking for the most disgusting profiles you can find?  It must be hours!!!

Offline cueball

My god, you are a SICK fucker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the compliment  :lol:  :thumbsup:

Cueball - confess!  How much time do you spend each day looking for the most disgusting profiles you can find?  It must be hours!!! it's easy, I just open the cage door and they come charging out  :D

Read the red pal  :D

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You're taking th episs, she's a fat ugly chav   :wacko:

Kindly go fuck yourself. :)

Offline jonny_boy_1968

OP - this lady might fit the bill.  NewIndependent - External Link/Members Only

Never seen her but she's got a real plummy accent (from the freeview on DirectCam I watched once).  Looking at her rates, looks like you've to pay for sophistication though.....



Offline cueball

OP - this lady might fit the bill.  NewIndependent - External Link/Members Only


Bloody hell... You southern lads can keep that one... 400 bloody quid per hour with a likes list as dull as dishwater  :dash:

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Bloody hell... You southern lads can keep that one... 400 bloody quid per hour with a likes list as dull as dishwater  :dash:

Maybe she tried dishwashing and just moved the limited skill set to her A/W profile.


Offline MilleMiglia

OP - this lady might fit the bill.  NewIndependent - External Link/Members Only

Never seen her but she's got a real plummy accent (from the freeview on DirectCam I watched once).  Looking at her rates, looks like you've to pay for sophistication though.....

The fact that she can actually get clients shows just how many suckers there are out there. A very impressive list of "Don'ts"!

Offline chrishornx

Bloody hell... You southern lads can keep that one... 400 bloody quid per hour with a likes list as dull as dishwater  :dash:

Total waste of £400 that would but a bevy of beauties up north

Offline OakTree

OP - this lady might fit the bill.  NewIndependent - External Link/Members Only

Never seen her but she's got a real plummy accent (from the freeview on DirectCam I watched once).  Looking at her rates, looks like you've to pay for sophistication though.....

She's been around a good fair time and I've mentioned her on here before. Completely baffling how she's still going. She's been four hundred notes per hour for years and obviously hasn't seen the need to lower her rates.

Granted she's a fantastic looking woman but her list of donts far outweigh her do's and yet some out there seem more than willing to hand over an extraordinary amount of cash for what would seem a very limiting at arms length fuck.

I do sometimes wonder if we see the full picture of punting on here and that behind closed doors all sorts of ridiculousness goes on. Either that or she's hypnotising them.

Offline Home Alone

Bloody hell... You southern lads can keep that one... 400 bloody quid per hour with a likes list as dull as dishwater  :dash:

From her Profile page, I see she's planning on visiting us in t'Northwest next month.  Can't imagine she'll be that busy. :unknown:

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See my review on Sophia lawrence
Absolutely stunning all over
Charming charismatic
Honest service provider...
Allure sophistication sums her Up!!
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OP - this lady might fit the bill.  NewIndependent - External Link/Members Only

Never seen her but she's got a real plummy accent (from the freeview on DirectCam I watched once).  Looking at her rates, looks like you've to pay for sophistication though.....

Really up herself slut
£400 for bollox service
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Online rebelscum

Newindependent, fucks sake...has a quote from a client, claiming her profile is "An amazing read in its own right.  A profile of impeccable content and sheer class!" If I wanted an amazing read, I'd buy a book...

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Here's a current board fave that covers all the bases:

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Kindly go fuck yourself. :)

Don't tell me that you were being serious with that Fat chav  :sarcastic:

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If anyone finds one let me know.! :lol:

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Never mind sophistication, When it comes to WG's you can't beat a good helping of "down to earth"