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External Link/Members OnlyMid-week and with my lower brain overriding its companion higher up, I quite fancied a half-hour punt, but really fancied the combination of a strip-tease, lap-dance, OW and a facial; that’s giving, not receiving, obviously.
Savannha had been an object of intrigue for a while, largely because the chavvy thing appealed and also because the previously stated requirements aren’t actually advertised on anyone’s AW likes’ list too often. To each their own, and all that.
Comms were good and all arranged by text, which works for me. Requirements were explained and a time arranged, but then I was informed that Savannha doesn’t offer facials, despite it being on her likes list. Still, in for a penny and all that.
Arrived a little early and parked in the Captain Cook’s Square multi-storey car park (free for an hour!) and then made my way on foot to the supplied address; just takes a couple of minutes. Rang Savannha for the building number and found my way there in another minute.
Savannha’s been described on here already; she’s as she appears on her AW photos. The apartment isn’t pristine, but isn’t hacky either; it does smell heavily of smoke though.
The short version of my half hour can be summed up with very few words. In fact, I’ll use “disappointing” and “below-par” because, despite informing her of what I was after, Savannha proceeded to just crack on with her own thing and ignore our previous conversation entirely. As I sat expectantly, looking forward to my strip-tease and lap-dance, Savannha did a passable impression of a coiled spring and went down for OWO before I could object. Things didn’t recover much from there; kissing was disappointing although, to be fair, once the cover had been applied, the sight of her riding reverse cowgirl was extremely pleasant and she is, shall we say, quite tight down there.
So, all in all, just a bit of a punting fail. The likes on her AW profile are inaccurate and despite confirming my requests, she just ignored them. She seems a canny enough lass, but it was a largely disappointing experience and, in hindsight, I wouldn’t repeat it. I left both annoyed and with the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in every item of clothing I was wearing.
