Very rarely get a day pass so thought i'd make good use and head to Bolton. Phoned in morning and made appt for 1.00, no problem so far. Arrived a few minutes early and rang the bell. Still ringing the bell 20 minutes later so went back to car to get phone. Phoned, call clicked off and they rang straight back. Door opened by older thai lady with not good English. Didn't understand about the door bell problem. She barked some orders out to whoever and a smaller thai appeared who looked like a cleaner, still could not understand what they were going on about. A book appeared that had lots of writing in and they asked how long, 1 hour, so I handed over £35. Cleaner took me to a room and said undress and left. So that's what I did and lay face down. In walks a thai lady who looked a bit like the "cleaner", but I don't think it was, in a nice dress and asked what kind of massage, so I said medium. I have had a few massages before and to be fair this was good and thorough. Maybe too good because as time went by I was wondering if anything else was going to happen. I'm not a good talker but did get to know her name was Lena and that they were not busy at the moment. Anyway turned over after 40 minutes and she got to grips with the legs and even the chest which some don't go near. So 10 minutes to go and she looked at the clock and said something which I just did not understand. Asked her to repeat, still nothing so I said what else are you offering to which the reply was 20 pounds. So no English but her numbers are spot on. So I paid her the money, she oiled me up and proceeded. The HJ was pretty good but not brilliant. So all in all a bad start but a fair finish. Maybe to get what previous posters have got you need to be younger and fit looking and not a sagging retiree like myself.
Sorry to have rambled on but I thought it important to tell how it was on arrival. I can well imagine a lot of you may have walked after 5 or 10 minutes but I did not have a plan B that I could get to easily. And no I probably won't go back unless I read some really good future posts.