Those of you familiar with my reviews on here will know I like to make my own mistakes. I give not one shit about a negative review once the horn takes hold of me and I'd shag a crack in the wall. Not like that fucker who hunts out the bareback hippos, but let's just say standards drop and the Poopster's money goes to the first girl who picks up the phone. Sometimes it works out OK, like Layla of Cowdenbeath, a fantastic punt when all the negative warning signs were there... although it seems she's not working these days.
So, anyway, I've been eyeing Ms Blake-Mudan's profile for a while. Posh totty, mixed-race Oriental/Caucasian, 25 years old, awesome figure and horny as hell... sounds like a fucking load of shit, doesn't it? Well fuck me sideways, a 60 quid massage booking turned into the best punt I've had in a couple of years! Maybe from some viewpoints even the best.
Bear in mind, this was just a massage booking, not an escort booking and that's how highly I regard the services of this girl. In recent memory, only the late lamented Leena has bettered this booking, but Leena was sticking stuff in me, in her and...
enough Poopster, this isn't about Leena...
Anyway, looks:
Fuck me, properly stunning.
Body:
Fuck me, fantastic perky breasts, lovely round ass, slim girl. Has a horizontal scar on her belly, no big deal. I've no reason to suspect the lass in the pics isn't Ling, it's almost definitely her.
Personality:
Good fun, can make conversation, is either an amazing actress or genuinely enjoys what she is doing.
Services:
Good DFK, helps you get undressed, seems genuinely horny as opposed to plenty of WGs who you know are going through the motions. Her driver really feels like pleasure rather than rinsing punters. Massage, well it was a bit below average until she started the body-to-body stuff. Then when I flipped over, more DFK and rubbing her entire body over mine.
The place:
Odd location but little chance of the neighbours seeing. The room is nice enough, clean and tidy, does a decent job of setting the mood, no issues.
I'm loathe to mention Leena again but when I left her place the first time I felt like a dirty fucker and wanted to see her again for that reason. When I left this punt I felt like an invincible colossus of a man, a motherfucking billionfuckingaire! This lass will make you feel on top of the world, she has redefined for me what a good WG is.
I will be back to see her for an escort booking, once again this was only a shitey massage but that's a measure of how good this lass is. I can't wait to get my face in her arse.
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