Author Topic: Alisa & Morena: Hot Collection: Earls Court: Beauties, beastly service!  (Read 2029 times)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Venue: Adequate working flat in a mews off Earls Court Road, close to the tube, I’ve been here a couple of times before.

Alisa, early twenties, 5’5”, all natural, 34D-24-34, size 6, petite, Russian, one of the best looking hookers I have even seen, slim, soft skinned, long blonde hair, pouty natural lips, great teeth, model standard, better than the photos, seriously.
External Link/Members Only and Morena, early twenties, 5’5”, all natural, 34B-24-34, Ukrainian, size 8, arse a bit big and tits a bit small to call a stunning body but a very pretty face, looks younger and prettier, with a worse body than the pictures. 
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No tattoos or piercings, both fully shaved, smooth and fresh.

They greeted me in playful mood, lots of smiling and laughing, They told me they were celebrating Women’s Day yesterday and were up late drinking too much, I replied in classic Sweeney style, well it’s my day today luv, get your knickers off. I complained about the Saharaesque temperature and they opened the window, the heating alas can’t be switched off! We laughed, kissed and groped and undressed and I was rock hard and ready for a great punt.

Morena got to work with a blowjob which never got beyond semi deep and average, Alisa took over and used too much hand but I persevered, I put Morena back to work and the feeling of young bodies, warm mouths and the view of their arses and pussies from behind via the mirror got me to the point where I was ready to release, I let out a low grunt as I shot my load into her mouth as she jerked her head back and the first spurt bounced off her teeth onto my belly as she wanked the rest out manually. I groaned and told her she spoilt it, she said it was a lot, how was it spoilt and they cleaned me up.

I tutted and we chatted and groped and I was soon ready again.

Last time I saw Alisa she was full on, deep French kissing, sloppy owo, loads of attention to balls and gooch, even rimming, I was expecting the same, this time she was distant, less engaged, still fucking gorgeous but almost shy. This is a girl who is no stranger to cock and I’ll wager I’m not the most obstreperous punter she will see today, strange.

More basic owo got me hard, the nodder was applied and, with a change of condoms for the change of girls I fucked them both in cowgirl, crouching cowgirl, missionary and doggy.

To be honest the fact that they were doing the bare minimum in terms of effort and engagement, even the moaning was bang average and after smashing away I was sweating like a camel’s bollocks at noon I started to lose interest, withdrew and removed the rubber.

I guided Alisa to my semi and she cracked on, I removed her hand and face fucked her for ten minutes, she bobbed till I throbbed and with a momentous effort managed the second cumming, holding her in place so she took the full load in her mouth, then, bizarrely swallowed and licked her lips. It was like the old Alisa emerged for a moment.

We all kissed and groped a bit until I noticed time was more than up so cleaned up, dressed and left, wholly unsatisfied. £400 is a lot of cash to get average engagement, I told the agency so, they were surprised and apologized, not fucking good enough.


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« Last Edit: March 09, 2017, 04:51:48 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Still fuming about this punt this morning, forgot to mention it was a shitty bed with no headboard and the heater, which was stuck on was at the the head end so added to the daft temperature when I was lying that way round. Morena said she's going back to Kiev today so at least nobody else will have to suffer her lacklustre service. Did I mention I wasn't happy?
« Last Edit: March 10, 2017, 07:23:27 am by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Offline KentAde

Still fuming about this punt this morning, forgot to mention it was a shitty bed with no headboard and the heater, which was stuck on was at the the head end so added to the daft temperature when I was lying that way round. Morena said she's going back to Kiev today so at least nobody else will have to suffer her lacklustre service. Did I mention I wasn't happy?

Presume you aren't happy with your punt yesterday?   ;) :hi:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Presume you aren't happy with your punt yesterday?   ;) :hi:

No Ade, spunked £400 and more importantly precious punting time with one stunner and one average bird and walked out uninspired after a humdrum punt.

Siders69

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Sorry to hear yet another neg from HC - I am uninspired by them these days  :thumbsdown:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Sorry to hear yet another neg from HC - I am uninspired by them these days  :thumbsdown:

The old faithfuls: Lucia & Caroline continue to deliver consistently, the likes of Charlotte, Skali, Zuza, Barbara & Macie are reliable, loads of the new Russian girls are crappy performers and way overpriced and the odd new gem like Ashley was fabulous at £200 but increased her price to a daft £300.

I am seriously struggling to find good girls to punt in London, for a punter with the horn most of the time, it's no fucking good.

Offline cigano8

Didn't sound like the best service for that sort of money!  :scare:

Enjoyed the review though, always learn something in YBL review - good mention of the word "obstreperous" lol

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Didn't sound like the best service for that sort of money!  :scare:

Enjoyed the review though, always learn something in YBL review - good mention of the word "obstreperous" lol

Shocker Cigano, most frustrating is the fact that Alisa is drop dead gorgeous, fully engaged and delivering she was awesome last time, this time a shadow of her former self.

Offline tantric talents

Alisa is drop dead gorgeous, fully engaged and delivering she was awesome last time, this time a shadow of her former self.
Was the first time a one on one? Maybe she sucks at duos?

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Pity it was low service quality
Otherwise they both look hot..
Sad when that hapens in 3some
Effectively you lose double money
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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bindlesticks

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Can practically hear your grunts and groans of disapproval

Thanks for the review as always

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Was the first time a one on one? Maybe she sucks at duos?

No, two duos, one got a negative because the other girl took a call, second very positive....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Pity it was low service quality
Otherwise they both look hot..
Sad when that hapens in 3some
Effectively you lose double money

True KT