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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £100 for half an hour, all services on profile included (though I didn't get to enjoy many of them)
Location: mansion block between Victoria and Westminster.
In London for work last week and was lined up to visit
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External Link/Members Only, but she texted in the morning to say she wasn't well. Pretty annoying but at least she gave me plenty of notice to arrange something else.
I have been hankering after a squirting meet ever since popping my squirting cherry last year with Bristol's finest, and now massively overpriced, Katie (
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External Link/Members Only). Very few girls actually do this, and 'CumFuckMyArse" is one of those that does.... so I had a worry that my search would be in vain, especially since I was limited on window of opportunity for the meeting, and therefore limited in terms of how far I could travel from the office I was working from.
Not so! Came across SexyBlondeIsla's profile, a few quick texts to confirm she offers squirting, confirmed by at least one review on here... and I was all set. Apartment is in a mansion block in a side street between Victoria and Westminster... closer to Vauxhall Bridge Road I think, though I was in a cab and don't live in London so my directions might be a bit off.
When the door opened I was a little disappointed. Appearance-wise Isla is quite a bit bigger than her pics suggest: I'd put her at size 12, with quite a belly on her. But she's not FAT exactly - more 'very sturdy'. Friendly, Brazilian, decent English. Dressed in one of those fishnets body stocking things.
I went in for a kiss - heard turns away immediately. Warning bells start to ring - this might be a crap punt with a not-very-attractive woman, I'm thinking. However, she mentioned squirting there and then, and also dropped to her knees, undid my jeans, and starting with the OWO right there in the hallway... things were looking up (in every respect). In fact she seemed to be loving giving me OWO so much that even when I tried to pull away to get out of my clothes, she grabbed my arse and refused to take my cock out of her mouth.
Eventually managed to get out of my clothes, and we somehow moved ourselves over to the bed, where she continued with some pretty great OWO (among the best I've had, I reckon) whilst I moved her (big) arse around to 69 her, alternating between her pussy and arsehole, both of which were completely clean, fresh tasting. She was getting pretty into it, and at some stage I was aware of her lifting my legs up off the bed, and BANG - her tongue was deep in my arse for some prolonged rimming. Rimming isn't massively my thing - I like it, obviously, but ultimately I can take it or leave it. It felt good though
She was pretty much in control at this point, and before long she stood up and straddled me, and starting wanking her clit furiously, combined with inserting two fingers deep in her pussy. A minute or two later, the flood began! This is what I was here for.... the volume of liquid wasn't as copious as Bristol's Little Katie, but it was still all over the place, my chest, face, the bed (which had a towel on).... awesome! When she was done she started licking my body to lap up what she'd squirted... her legs were also shaking like mad at this point which was pretty cool....
At this point I was massively turned on and wanted to fuck her, but she went down for some more OWO, which was really intense by this time.... before very long I came, really hard - I gave her warning it was about to happen and was expecting her to pull away - but not a bit of it, she kept my cock right there and took my whole load in her mouth. She wnt to the bathroom immediately afterwards, so I presume she didn't swallow - at least not all of it. I'm a one-pop guy these days so after a visit to the bathroom we were all done (plus I think time was more or less up anyway).
Overall: I went for squirting, and squirting I received. I also got LOADS of great OWO, and came in her mouth. So that's why it's got to be a positive review. BUT - the caveat in the title really refers to a few disappointments regarding her looks (bigger than I like, bigger than her pics suggest), the lack of any sort of kissing even though it's mentioned in her profile, and the fact that because she was keen to dictate the meeting, I didn't get to fuck her. Maybe the last of those things was my fault - I could have been more assertive I suppose, but I was enjoying myself so in the end was happy to go with the flow.
Would I go back? For squirting, maybe, if there was nobody else available that offered that rare service. But disappointments over looks and lack of kissing mean I would only return if I was desperate for the squirting thing. All comms with CumFuckMyArse, however, were great so she remains top of my list next time I'm in the area.
