Hannah: Earls Court: Rub, tug & suck, Rom but no con

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Have a punt lined up for tomorrow but a couple of heavy gym sessions this week have left me stiffer than a vicar at choir practice.

So what to do, get a proper sports massage and solve the problem, well, no, as a punter I looked for options that included a naked bird, oil and extras.

Saw Hannah advertising on UKE, her website is here External Link/Members Only

Nothing negative on here so cracked on, texted and got a quick response with address.

I chose the mutual massage: shower together, passionate kissing, naked mutual b2b massage, reverse oral 69 & b.j/owo £160, yep, I know it’s expensive for a grope, rub & tug with owo but there is something about naked birds and oil than does it for me so I ploughed on.

Venue: Hogarth Road, an area thickly populated by a wide range of service providers.

Girl: Blonde, size 8, petite, Romanian, regular body, early 30s, Brazilian down below, pretty, gap in her teeth upper at the front she could probably whistle Dixie through, photos genuine, all natural, no tats or piercings, smooth, soft skin. Welcoming and charming throughout, great, happy, customer focused attitude.

Service: She met me in a pretty dress over a lacy body and heels, she welcomed me, offered a glass of water, we groped and kissed, undressed, she was wetter than a beaver’s hat and she led me to the bathroom for the shared shower, it was tight in there but we had a no holds barred grope and snog along with some cleaning up with unscented shower gel.

We dried off amongst plenty of dfk and she asked me to get on the towel protected bed face down where she liberally applied unscented oil and got to work using her hands to deliver a firm rub, she isn’t trained but it felt ok while I grabbed at her behind me and she kissed me and whispered in my ear.

She asked me to flip and we got into the crux of the naked oily mutual massage, this was basically simulated sex with heavy groping, it felt good and I was reasdy.

She asked if I preferred owo, I said yes please and she propped up my head, positioned my mid section for best viewing in the wardrobe mirror, spread my legs and gave me a teasing light rimming, ball licking & sucking, shaft licking and sucking then built up to a vigorous, enthusiastic blow job, nearly deep throat that had me spaffing over her chin, neck and tits, it felt fucking good.

She cleaned us up, we chatted for a couple of minutes then she went down on me for a repeat performance and as second cumming, I was shagged out and flopped on the bed before showering off the oil and leaving with a kiss and grope. A bloody good, albeit expensive punt.


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[ducky66]

Thx for review.
her AW profile: External Link/Members Only

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Thx for review.
her AW profile: External Link/Members Only

Thanks ducky

[anotherwoody69]

I saw that post on UKE and made an enquiry on another board to see if anyone had seen her previously.
She's part of a well known EE team that do the rounds in the Earls Court area, and most (this one included by the look of it) offer a crap massage.

However, as you say YLF, she provided the goods for you albeit at a price.

So, a massage, not really. A fun rumble with no penetration (I assume) at a price, yes.

Probably not for me, but as ever thanks for the review and TOFTT.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I saw that post on UKE and made an enquiry on another board to see if anyone had seen her previously.
She's part of a well known EE team that do the rounds in the Earls Court area, and most (this one included by the look of it) offer a crap massage.

However, as you say YLF, she provided the goods for you albeit at a price.

So, a massage, not really. A fun rumble with no penetration (I assume) at a price, yes.

Probably not for me, but as ever thanks for the review and TOFTT.

Yep woody, you summed it up well, great attitude and engagement made it a good punt, expensive yes, at £100/£120 I'd say proper vfm.

[Moneyd]

Thanks mate.

Been tempted but never known what her tits are like? Are they big at all or not worth writing home about?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Thanks mate.

Been tempted but never known what her tits are like? Are they big at all or not worth writing home about?

Smallish, handful, responsive Moneyd, pretty good....

[Moneyd]

Smallish, handful, responsive Moneyd, pretty good....

Ok thanks, and the owo and dfk was decent?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Ok thanks, and the owo and dfk was decent?

More than decent, passionate dfk and down below was worshipped from arse to tip....

[Jonestown]

I suppose RO was out of the question ?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I suppose RO was out of the question ?

It was on the table, I had just eaten so didn't fancy munching....

[KentAde]

I suppose RO was out of the question ?

Seems the mutual massage covers this?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Seems the mutual massage covers this?

Yes.

Also, she never mentioned cash or watched the clock, I paid at the end as I was getting dressed.

[boardyhell]

Yes.

Also, she never mentioned cash or watched the clock, I paid at the end as I was getting dressed.

its getting to a stage that you are seeing so many woman that the rest of the girls must be looking in the mirror saying whats the wrong with me
mid term report reads
well done ,keep up the good work

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

its getting to a stage that you are seeing so many woman that the rest of the girls must be looking in the mirror saying whats the wrong with me
mid term report reads
well done ,keep up the good work

Ha! Got a local "civvy" and a couple of her mates on the go so relatively quiet on the punting front this year.