Well it's been a while but it looks like I just TOFT... new profile, in Banbury.
On the face of things she didn't look too bad, profile seemed ok and services were confirmed via text. Knowing she was obviously new and EU I checked BB wasn't actually on offer (it's listed in likes) and it wasn't
First negative was the hotel. Parking is swipe on exit via a narrow alleyway that passed under/through the building, if you didn't know not to use it your screwed. Next up is the layout, rat warren isn't a strong enough term by half! I've been a few times and still get lost looking for the rooms. Unfortunately about 3/4 of the rooms are only accessible by a door next to the reception desk.
So onto the girl, or should I say girls grandma... the room was dark and I couldn't really see her face but bodytype was very similar to the photos so no alarm bells ringing yet, cash was exchanged and of came the grundies. Hop on the bed and I finally get to see her in full "glory." She's supposed to be 38 but you could easily add another 15>20 on that... anyway, by this point it's too late and I want my nuts nibbling so on with the show.
Starts with oral but she had the rubber on before I could even ask for owo, that lasted about 3 minutes (actually not bad techneque) before she rolled of and displayed her mot for the world to whiteness! Again not bad as it happened but I'd have liked more oral first, still could be worse.
Being the kindly gent I am, I climbed on and began biffing away, no lube involved but she soon got a bit of a squelch on
however not long in she started to complain a bit asking me if I was ready. Being a gent I did the only courteous thing I could at this point, put her ankles together, bend them back to her fade and smashed her fanny a damn site harder! I'll pop when I bloody well please you old fucker!
So anyway, 12ish min in I pop my lot as I fancied and rolled off to chill. Immediately the baby wipes land on the bed with the instruction "you clean" as she hightailed it into the bog. Bath on.
Again I wasn't expecting love and cuddles on a 15 min quickie but for her much, much younger friend (late 20's) to appear and plop herself down in the corner seat was a bit of a piss take. I'd have definitely taken her had I known in advance!
That was the last I saw of the OAP, she never reammerged and her compatriot saw me to the door.
In summary I got what I set out for so I'm not pissed about it, my balls are no longer full and it hardly cost too much however it was still a bait and switch, the hotel is shit for punting and it's raining outside. Also, don't ever book just from the mobile app. If I'd checked the main site I'd have seen a big red warning on the profile and not bothered.
Happy punting folks
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