help needed shaving testicles

[megaman]

my balls get hard and kinda shrink after shaving.  I have this shaver
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I'm thinking about getting something like this as I think it may be softer on the skin?? External Link/Members Only

how important is it too shave your penis and testicles do the prossies care if your shaved or unshaved. I seem too feel better unshaved.

[Moresomes]

Sorry mate. As far is i'm concerned, you can shave your own nuts.   

[berksboy]

Trim hair with a trimmer then wet shave your nuts and shaft , job done 

[Punter115]

Shaving gel on the balls ...normal razor and take your time ...very slow and keep rinsing the razor .
Remember do not press down hard as you will cut yourself .
One other point leave it 2 full days after shaving before punting .

[no1idea]

Quick, easy and no cuts!

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[scutty brown]

do it properly and get yourself waxed professionally. Lasts 6-8 weeks and you have the benefit of a young girl holding your nuts.
Go to the right parlour and you may be able to book in for a massage as well. It'll be non-sexual, but you can live in hope....

[Jonestown]

do it properly and get yourself waxed professionally. Lasts 6-8 weeks and you have the benefit of a young girl holding your nuts.
Go to the right parlour and you may be able to book in for a massage as well. It'll be non-sexual, but you can live in hope....

+1, this is the best option, in the long term waxing weakens the hair, shaving makes it stronger, but if you have to shave why not get the girl to do it, I've seen it listed on AW likes, i mean what girl is not going to relish the idea of taking a razor to a guys balls ?

[Golovkin]

Don't shave them use veet.

[slow and low]

Use a razor.

[scutty brown]

Don't shave them use veet.

I used to sell the active chemicals used in Veet (among many others).....you really do not want to go there. Corrosive as hell

[scutty brown]

Use a razor.

if you must use a razor, use a cutthroat, far better finish

[Punter115]

I know one Escort , I visited her once ..that was enough ...she would love it if I paid her £40 to shave my balls .....only one problem you might walk out, with at best , one .....no thank you if I am going to Geld myself it will be on my time and at my hands !

[Anadin]

Use a razor.

Yeah that's what I do in the shower, never cut myself.

[Trial By Fire]

do it properly and get yourself waxed professionally. Lasts 6-8 weeks and you have the benefit of a young girl holding your nuts.
Go to the right parlour and you may be able to book in for a massage as well. It'll be non-sexual, but you can live in hope....

Yeah do this. I've done it and it is not as bad as it is made out to be. It is a bit like pulling a plaster off.

[king tarzan]

Sophia_lawrence refused to goblet my hairy nuts 1st time

When I trimmed them 5 times she has gobbled them as she was on hoover suction gold nuggets!!

[megaman]

Use a razor.

you mean just a normal razer? I have cut my face with them never mind my testicles lol.
this I'm thinking well be good for a on going basis Panasonic ES-SL41 3-Blade Electric Shaver Wet/Dry with Pop-up Trimmer for Men - Stainless Steel
 External Link/Members Only I don't want too use a normal razer if I can help it. your peins and testicles have blood veins all over it not like you face. its dangerous inless you know what your doing.

[Wolverhampton1990]

I'll add another one for the razor route. I always use a Gillette Fusion razor and have never cut myself with it, Ive actually found myself more likely to catch skin in a pair of electric clippers when I've left them a little too long and wanted to trim them down first than I am with a wet shave.

[king tarzan]

I make sure I trim before I go to any high class hooker

[Blackpool Rock]

I used to sell the active chemicals used in Veet (among many others).....you really do not want to go there. Corrosive as hell

TGA? Not going anywhere near my privates, once saw someone get this shit in their eyes (Veet that is)
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[upnorth62]

I always use a Gillette Fusion razor

Good quality razor is essential  . 

[Turtle Z]

Don't shave them use veet.

Note these two warning reviews though...



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[stevedave]

Note these two warning reviews though...



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I've read those countless times, but they never fail to make me laugh 

[The Owl]

I am crying with laughter at the longer review. I used something similar on my armpits years ago and didn't do it again. Chemical burns fucking hurt.

[megaman]

I'll add another one for the razor route. I always use a Gillette Fusion razor and have never cut myself with it, Ive actually found myself more likely to catch skin in a pair of electric clippers when I've left them a little too long and wanted to trim them down first than I am with a wet shave.

you can get Electric razers too, I have one with about 5 blades on it. are more blades better for shaving tho??

[mrfishyfoo]

Don't shave them use veet.

Fuck that. 

I ended up with chemical burns and had a trip to A&E after putting that stuff on my balls.

[Jimm007]

I wouldn't trust someone to give me a number 2 on my head with a pair of clippers, nevermind letting someone put a razor blade to my gonads.

I trim my pubes - that's as good as it gets.

[scutty brown]

TGA? Not going anywhere near my privates, once saw someone get this shit in their eyes (Veet that is)
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thats the cheap way of doing it
the expensive way uses DTT External Link/Members Only  (no - not DDT)
making that is a right bugger - starting material is 1,3-Dibromo-2-butene, one of the most lachrymatory chemicals you'll ever hopefully never experience

[Tricky Dickie]

As always, the Japenese are way ahead of us. Have a google for "Cleancut rotary shaver". When I got mine the prices seemed to be lower.

You dust with talc before you start to get rid of any dampness that would cause dragging. Then moisturise afterwards. Feels absolutely fantastic! 

[webpunter]

The amazon reviews are hilarious.  This is my fave:
Increased Sports Performance Bonus   
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As a highly competitive amateur athlete, I have long been aware of the benefits of a highly polished scrotum pole and hair-free saddle-bags, especially when going for the `longer look' as displayed by Linford in his famous lunchbox.

Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.

He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.

When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.

Now I can hear you all thinking that none of this is particularly extraordinary, especially given the reviews that you have already read. However, when I tell you that I am 45 years old, 5' 4" tall and weigh 15 stone, and I used to do the shot-put that should put things into context. As this is an Olympic year I think Tagnutt and Mandeville or whatever their names are, should be redesigned with hairless nether-regions and the British squad should use my technique and be sponsored by Veet, although I don't recommend it for the beach volley ball team.

[bearcat69]

I wouldn't trust someone to give me a number 2 on my head with a pair of clippers, nevermind letting someone put a razor blade to my gonads.

I trim my pubes - that's as good as it gets.

Same. I always just carefully trim with a pair of scissors. Not worth the risk of harming yourself down there using some gadget I'm not in total control over IMO, and I usually do get OWO, DT and plenty of ball sucking from most girls. So don't see the need personally. Each to their own though, I guess, whatever makes you feel confident

[Jimm007]

Same. I always just carefully trim with a pair of scissors. Not worth the risk of harming yourself down there using some gadget I'm not in total control over IMO, and I usually do get OWO, DT and plenty of ball sucking from most girls. So don't see the need personally. Each to their own though, I guess, whatever makes you feel confident

I was once tested for cancer and of course, it goes without saying that in those circumstances, there's a need for it to be shaved around the area so they can perform surgery to get the lymph nodes in the groin area, but for sex, I don't think you need to shave your balls.

That's just me though. I have enough of a task shaving my back - my dad called me a silverback when I'd ask him to shave the bits I'd missed! lmao.

[Blackpool Rock]

That's just me though. I have enough of a task shaving my back - my dad called me a silverback when I'd ask him to shave the bits I'd missed! lmao.

Jimm is this you? 


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[Jimm007]

Jimm is this you? 


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Close!...

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[Blackpool Rock]

Close!...

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Class, just set me up for the day that   

[king tarzan]

For heavens sake no big deal
Trim with scissors
Shaving cream
Bic disposal razor very gently

[Jimm007]

Class, just set me up for the day that   

 

No probs matey, enjoy the rest of your weekend.

[CoolTiger]

my balls get hard and kinda shrink after shaving.  I have this shaver
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I'm thinking about getting something like this as I think it may be softer on the skin?? External Link/Members Only

how important is it too shave your penis and testicles do the prossies care if your shaved or unshaved. I seem too feel better unshaved.

Have been using the above for 5+ years, and never had any problems. Although you can have a wetshave with it in the shower, I have always used it as a dry shave, for all-over (groin, shaft, balls, and around the arse).

Would highly recommend the above.

[CoolTiger]

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[buccdriver]

I used to sell the active chemicals used in Veet (among many others).....you really do not want to go there. Corrosive as hell

Been using Veet Sensitive for a number of years to remove pubes. All sorted in 10 minutes and never any problems (Original info to me from nurse/part time WG)

[OakTree]

You could always singe them off with a naked flame.

A lighter perhaps or even a candle.   

[upnorth62]

You could always singe them off with a naked flame.

A lighter perhaps or even a candle.   

link for step by step guide     ouch   

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[bigmanbigman]

Always 2 days before the punt

[scutty brown]

Always 2 days before the punt

If I were to shave two days before the punt the grown back stubble would be so rough the poor girl would be sandpapered to orgasm. Thats why I wax - the regrowth is soft, not spikey

[scutty brown]

Of course, if we take the OP at face value then he needs actual help shaving.
Maybe he should visit someone like this chap in Blackpool, who offers intimate razor services..............
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[upnorth62]

 

Of course, if we take the OP at face value then he needs actual help shaving.
Maybe he should visit someone like this chap in Blackpool, who offers intimate razor services..............
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[Punter115]

Pretty sure he will give u hand relief if you get a hard on!