SuriNaughty in Dartford

[MisterMunday]

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Location:Dartford
1 hour incall =£150
Nationality:claims to Brazillian but probably a Romanian incognito.

Looks gorgeous on the pics,nice body. Seems to like being rimmed. 

I originally phoned her up last week and confirmed to meet her yesterday. Asked about parking and she said there was plenty. Immediately after my phone call was over she text me her address and requested I text or phone her 30 minutes before appointment. I also sent her a booking request via AW but she did not respond to it. On Sunday, I text her again requesting she confirm she's good to go for Monday and whether she could dress casually but wear some sexy underwear underneath. She text me back confirming she will do this. Everything seemed to be going well.

The next day I took the longish drive to Dartford but text her about 30 minutes before appointment time. Arrived at a block of flats (pretentious new development). Unfortunately could not park on this site as it was a private road and a warning sign up stating must have a permit. I ended up parking around the corner.  Was a little vexed she didn't tell me there were restrictions. Anyway phoned her at a few minutes before appointment, no answer. Tried a few more times after than.No answer. Waited another 15 minutes hoping she was just running late (gave her benefit of doubt).No response.

Quite disappointed but lesson learned. Will not be booking any more non English escorts.

[Sinz]

tbh OP this is not a review, it's basically a no-show.   

Description of her looks and what she might like from her profile is not really helpful either.

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[kamu]

Pro$$ies who mess people about like this are always worth a review IMO. Although agree the comment about her looks and rimming was slightly confusing (although possibly also due to my skim reading).

When you text before you left to travel did she reply to confirm? I wouldnt of travelled if she hadn't...

[MisterMunday]

Pro$$ies who mess people about like this are always worth a review IMO. Although agree the comment about her looks and rimming was slightly confusing (although possibly also due to my skim reading).

When you text before you left to travel did she reply to confirm? I wouldnt of travelled if she hadn't...

I was clearly thinking with my cock and travelled anyway. The positive reviews made me think what could possibly go wrong. Apparently she's received 3 on here. I'm a bit dubious about that to be honest. seems rather fishy to quote another member's phrase

And point taken i will ensure future reviews adhere to the standard as shown. My apologies.

[MrMatrix]

tbh OP this is not a review, it's basically a no-show.   

Description of her looks and what she might like from her profile is not really helpful either.

Think you'll find if the punt has been agreed, which in this case it has then its a legit review, albeit a no show. As a result of this review I won't be taking a chance . Thanks OP. You will have saved you fellow punters a lot of time. What a silly girl.

[ciscoxxx69]

Shame she's messed up....

I saw her in Reading for and hour and I had such a great time i went back for another 30 mins two days later!

Very Sexy, very petite Brazillian Girl - a great kisser too  - who came hard two or three times. I guess we just clicked.

I will see her again I'm sure.........and next time she will be taking it in the Ass....!

[MrMatrix]

Shame she's messed up....
I saw her in Reading for and hour and I had such a great time i went back for another 30 mins two days later!
Very Sexy, very petite Brazillian Girl - a great kisser too  - who came hard two or three times. I guess we just clicked.
I will see her again I'm sure.........and next time she will be taking it in the Ass....!

Shes going to be a lucky girl Cisco, does she know whats cumming her way yet! Lol.

[buccdriver]

"A" levels (at discretion).....What's the betting that'll be a 'No,No' then.

[ciscoxxx69]

"A" levels (at discretion).....What's the betting that'll be a 'No,No' then.

I'm average enough that its never been a problem for me.....  
The offer was there and I would've have done it there and then, but didnt have the extra £20 on me.....

As I say, next time deffo....

I will add, I have not been turned on by a Girls Body like this in a long time.......
I must have been really up for a petite size 6 with gorgeous DD boobs on the day   

[kamu]

Very Sexy, very petite Brazillian Girl - a great kisser too  - who came hard two or three times. I guess we just clicked.

So she's a good actress then? .

[Silver Birch]

The offer was there and I would've have done it there and then, but didnt have the extra £20 on me.....

£20? It says anal is +£50 on the profile now 

[ciscoxxx69]

So she's a good actress then? .

If you say so.......  

[kamu]

If you say so.......

You do the math .

[ciscoxxx69]

You do the math .

Not sure why Maths are necessary? 

I have experienced enough faking in the 457hrs of time spent with WGs in the last four and a half years to know when a Girl has Cum.....
It's not an exact science I agree.
Worse stil, in hindsight, it was a crass and unnecessary comment I posted. Apologies for that, but since we are now here, she did indeed Cum hard twice in my hour meeting with her and once in my 30minute meeting.....
Just sayin' 


BTW....
In the UK it's Maths not Math 

But thanks for your insight....

[kamu]

Not sure why Maths are necessary? 

In the UK it's Maths not Math 

Its an American saying which basically means evaluate the situation. Im still suprised at the amount of people who havent heard this before with its overuse in american TV shows and movies...

she did indeed Cum hard twice in my hour meeting with her and once in my 30minute meeting.....

Ok .

[ciscoxxx69]

Its an American saying which basically means evaluate the situation. Im still suprised at the amount of people who havent heard this before with its overuse in american TV shows and movies...

I am well aware of where it comes from.......i just find it immensely irritating   

[MrMatrix]

Its an American saying which basically means evaluate the situation. Im still suprised at the amount of people who havent heard this before with its overuse in american TV shows and movies...

I am well aware of where it comes from.......i just find it immensely irritating   

So do I. Its maths. The Yanks have got it wrong as usual.

[kamu]

Its an American saying which basically means evaluate the situation. Im still suprised at the amount of people who havent heard this before with its overuse in american TV shows and movies...

I am well aware of where it comes from.......i just find it immensely irritating   

If your well aware of where it comes from you should also be aware there is no "UK version" of it. Maybe just stick to living in your bubble .

[glasscentre2]

Its an American saying which basically means evaluate the situation. Im still suprised at the amount of people who havent heard this before with its overuse in american TV shows and movies...

Ok .

There IS a British version, which is "you do the maths".
We don't say "I could care less" simply because the Americans do. We say "I couldn't care less" because that actually means what it's meant to mean.
Using "math" as an abbreviation for mathematics is wrong anyway, because contractions of words should follow the singular or plural of the longer form, e.g the abbreviation of bicycles is bikes, not bike.

[kamu]

There IS a British version, which is "you do the maths".
We don't say "I could care less" simply because the Americans do. We say "I couldn't care less" because that actually means what it's meant to mean.
Using "math" as an abbreviation for mathematics is wrong anyway, because contractions of words should follow the singular or plural of the longer form, e.g the abbreviation of bicycles is bikes, not bike.

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The uk are increasingly adopting the phrase by using "maths" instead of "math" but it IS an american saying. Im not saying its grammatically correct .

[ciscoxxx69]

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The uk are increasingly adopting the phrase by using "maths" instead of "math" but it IS an american saying. Im not saying its grammatically correct .

This has been done to death now, but.....
Aside from adopting this intensely annoying Americanism, you didn't actually enlighten me of what Maths I needed to do????

What the Fuck has Maths got to do with a WGs orgasm FFS?   

[kamu]

Already explained several posts up. The point I was making was that your sure you made a wg who sees god knows how many clients a day and whos pussy is probably battered to buggery cum twice? Now in my initial couple of posts i was actually making a light hearted joke of it which ended up going on a bit of a tangent due to you picking holes in a well known american saying (which by the sound of it you still dont understand).  Now im not saying you didnt make this wg cum but was trying to point out that these girls do this numerous times a day everyday so those with a bit of savvy would have perfected the art of faking orgasms. Having punted fuck knows how many times over the last couple of years and being lucky enough to be pretty active sexually in civvy world sometimes you can tell if they are faking and sometimes you have no idea. Just something to bear in mind. Anyway like you say this has been done to death now so I shall grab my coat and gracefully bow out from this thread .

[king tarzan]

Used to be somewhere around London I am sure
Never bothered with her