Well I can't really give it a negative nor could I give it a positive. I'm a novice at this and tonight was my first time ever. I've always toyed with the idea but never really got the chance to action it.
Tonight was my chance... by pure chance...
Anyway, after a business meeting in leeds where I had only 1 pint I set off for home which took me through the beloved Holbeck area. My mind began to race as I drove through and found myself taking turns against my sat navs wishes. My mind still racing at the thoughts of what lays in the deep dark corners of Leeds own RLD I found myself at a cash point near a round about (I'm sure a few of you will know the exact spot). With £20 in my wallet I figured that would never be enough, even for a tickle, so I pulled over to top up the savings.
As I pulled up, not even 20 seconds there was a tap on my window. I couldn't believe it! What I thought to be a myth was actually tapping on my damn window. Sheepishly I opened and said "hi". Jessica her name was greeted me pleasantly. And asked if I was looking for "business". In my nivice voice I asked "what sort of business?" To which I got a response of "blow job or sex".
Still in disbelief I asked back " well how much is said business?" (You could see the novice in me dripping down my damn forehead) her response was "£20 blow job £40 sex."
Bearing in mind I only had £20 on me and with no chance to get to said cash machine I confidently signalled for her to jump in. Directed to a deserted car park not too far away I knew that all I would be getting is a shitty blow job.the thought alone got my blood racing anyway, her name was Jessica and she was from Romania apparently. Gap In her teeth that I noticed only after some small talk on the way to our destination.
My naughty mind imagining what I would do with that gap knowing I only had enough for a BJ. (Did I mention I was a novice?)
Reach our secluded spot and straight to it. I pulled out my only £20 note and unzipped. She pulled out some baby wipes and a condom. Not what I expected to be honest. Felt like I was being examined at the dick doctor! My erection rapidly fading, I asked if I could rub her tits just to get me back In the game. The biatch only asks me for a tenner more!!! Like WTF!! Worst night of my life! Couldn't get the fella up again because I was so disappointed In myself and here I was with some gap toothed biatch noshing away and fanning my hands if I got too giddy!
Upon reflection I gathered that she sensed the novice In me and played it as if I was asking for too much for the money. all in all it cost me only £20 for a quick wipe down and shake but hey I learnt something! I shall return very soon but this time I will be prepared.... and be a bit more confident! Don't let them hoes out do you!
Anyone else had a similar experience? Or am I just a God damn unicorn?
