Author Topic: Sofia, South Croydon – Disappointing Busty Senorita  (Read 1153 times)

Offline nervouspunter52

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Location: South Croydon, Flat near old Pizza Express

Fee: £60 30 Minutes

Services: Kissing, OW, RO, tit wank, cowgirl

I always keep an eye on the weekly changeover of this particular Latin parlour, this week Sofia immediately got my attention because of her ample bust, so I had to see her. Comms were pretty bad considering I wanted to see her the day before, but no one answered my calls or text. I called again mid morning, which was answered straight away, to request my specific time, given the address by text. Upon arrival I was greeted by the maid, and awkwardly some guy sitting on the sofa made me feel a little uncomfortable. I was ushered to a bedroom where Sofia joined me. I didn’t get to see the other lady, link below.

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Sofia is a busty Spanish MILF. She is definitely not the 28 years old the advert states, I’d say more like late 30’s early 40’s. She is slim, with a bit of a gut, with massive natural tits, a little saggy due to her age and the size of them. She said they are 100D, which equates to a 44D in UK sizes, which can’t be right as she is small in stature. Paperwork sorted, asked if she kisses and obviously it is an additional £20, and the same for OWO. I didn’t have any extra cash, so we undressed and moved on.

Onto the bed and she knelt in between my legs and stroked my cock, and began kissing my chest, stomach and down to my cock, while I was caressing her ample bust. I thought my luck was in and she was going to give me OWO when she started to kiss my shaft, but the condom came out, and she applied it to my semi-hard cock. She sucked my covered cock for all of about 20 seconds...I’m not kidding. My head went in her mouth a few times, which was massively toothy, and then she was climbing on top. At this point I didn’t care, and I was just going to enjoy her boobs. Cowgirl was good, and playing with her tits was obviously the best bit, then too soon she climbed off and said something about “change”. I went for doggy, initially I was set on not finishing too early, and had a slow steady rhythm going, but her arse isn’t the greatest and by this time I just wanted out. I picked up the pace and finished in the condom. Clean up and the worse massage ever, where she was yawning throughout made this one of the worst punts I have ever had. Quickly changed and left feeling very disappointed and gutted at wasting £60.

She seemed friendly enough at the start and end, and her tits are a sight to behold on such a small frame, but I categorically do not recommend.

Will I see her again? No...Not a chance...

Positives: Big tits...

Negatives: All the above...

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Offline Brazilian Martian

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Location: South Croydon, Flat near old Pizza Express

Fee: £60 30 Minutes

Services: Kissing, OW, RO, tit wank, cowgirl

I always keep an eye on the weekly changeover of this particular Latin parlour, this week Sofia immediately got my attention because of her ample bust, so I had to see her. Comms were pretty bad considering I wanted to see her the day before, but no one answered my calls or text. I called again mid morning, which was answered straight away, to request my specific time, given the address by text. Upon arrival I was greeted by the maid, and awkwardly some guy sitting on the sofa made me feel a little uncomfortable. I was ushered to a bedroom where Sofia joined me. I didn’t get to see the other lady, link below.

External Link/Members Only

Sofia is a busty Spanish MILF. She is definitely not the 28 years old the advert states, I’d say more like late 30’s early 40’s. She is slim, with a bit of a gut, with massive natural tits, a little saggy due to her age and the size of them. She said they are 100D, which equates to a 44D in UK sizes, which can’t be right as she is small in stature. Paperwork sorted, asked if she kisses and obviously it is an additional £20, and the same for OWO. I didn’t have any extra cash, so we undressed and moved on.

Onto the bed and she knelt in between my legs and stroked my cock, and began kissing my chest, stomach and down to my cock, while I was caressing her ample bust. I thought my luck was in and she was going to give me OWO when she started to kiss my shaft, but the condom came out, and she applied it to my semi-hard cock. She sucked my covered cock for all of about 20 seconds...I’m not kidding. My head went in her mouth a few times, which was massively toothy, and then she was climbing on top. At this point I didn’t care, and I was just going to enjoy her boobs. Cowgirl was good, and playing with her tits was obviously the best bit, then too soon she climbed off and said something about “change”. I went for doggy, initially I was set on not finishing too early, and had a slow steady rhythm going, but her arse isn’t the greatest and by this time I just wanted out. I picked up the pace and finished in the condom. Clean up and the worse massage ever, where she was yawning throughout made this one of the worst punts I have ever had. Quickly changed and left feeling very disappointed and gutted at wasting £60.

She seemed friendly enough at the start and end, and her tits are a sight to behold on such a small frame, but I categorically do not recommend.

Will I see her again? No...Not a chance...

Positives: Big tits...

Negatives: All the above...

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I see on the link that they are using pics of other girls that have worked there and just blurred the faces out  :sarcastic:

Offline king tarzan

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Honeys from Brazil and other South American countries
It's hot and miss gfe wise.
I remember I used to see a Mexican honey
She was obsessed with my big banana beast
She even stopped sexual penetration as she could no longer take it anymore
Luckily just at that second I popped

Just goes to show some enjoy the sex and money
Some in this whore game just for the quick £€$
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline Brazilian Martian

Honeys from Brazil and other South American countries
It's hot and miss gfe wise.
I remember I used to see a Mexican honey
She was obsessed with my big banana beast
She even stopped sexual penetration as she could no longer take it anymore
Luckily just at that second I popped

Just goes to show some enjoy the sex and money
Some in this whore game just for the quick £€$

 :rolleyes:

Offline pumps

I was going to pop there last night, but as mentioned above I as put off that they had stolen photos from another prossie.

regards to the OW, its just a given you're going to get OW from a Latina unless you've paid the £20 surcharge or you've agreed it before hand, at which point they'll tell you it will be £20 esstrra b-b.

Seeing as it was toothy, dry and rushed  it looks like you dodged a twenty pound(£) bullet anyway, personally I've noticed alot of the older birds in these whore houses give pretty dry blowwies.....could be something todo with the menopause creeping up on them or they just suck that many dicks every day their saliva glands just say "fuck it"  :sarcastic:

Offline pumps

Honeys from Brazil and other South American countries
It's hot and miss gfe wise.
I remember I used to see a Mexican honey
She was obsessed with my big banana beast
She even stopped sexual penetration as she could no longer take it anymore
Luckily just at that second I popped

Just goes to show some enjoy the sex and money
Some in this whore game just for the quick £€$

lol

They are hit and miss indeed, and protected by their parlours...no real need to worry too much about repeat custom, as they move around so much.
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