Author Topic: Lexiharper in Doncaster  (Read 3265 times)


1 review(s) for Lexiharper (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline Thechaser

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Booking / Comms

Text in the morning and booking arranged for later that day within a few messages.  No problems in this department.  :yahoo:

Venue

French sounding hotel in Doncaster.

Money

£50 for 30 mins – TOFTT booking.

The Girl

The current profile picture of her face is accurate.  I have to admit I was lured in from her previous profile picture in which she looked much hotter.  Lexi – I see you have an account on here and I would kindly recommend updating your pictures (especially the body pics) as in fairness, you are better looking and fitter in person than your pictures suggest.

Meeting

I was pleased to note it was definitely the girl in the pics when I got to the room having been a bit apprehensive in the absence of any reviews on here at the time.  Lexi was wearing nothing but a black top and lacey underwear. No heels though! :dash:   Whilst I'm quite happy seeing a half naked lass stood in front of me, I wasn't thinking fucking hell I cannot wait to get balls deep in her which set the tone for what followed.  Partly my own fault as she isn't really my usual type.

Once the paperwork was out of the way, it was quite mechanical in that I was on the bed butt naked within a few minutes receiving oral with.  I notice her profile lists FK and OWO at discretion however I didn’t request this or indeed have any desire for it.  I do prefer OWO as there’s nothing like a girl working her mouth on your dick but equally, having an OH at home, I’m quite happy playing safe!

After 5-10 minutes of better than average but not amazing oral, I had a little nibble on her rack and suggested moving onto the main course.   This was when things went downhill for me personally as when she removed her underwear, I was greeted with quite a hairy pussy! :scare:  I know some of you like the idea of that but for me, it has to be shaven haven.   Although I tried to stay positive and get into the punt, coupled with the fact that I wasn’t really attracted to Lexi, I knew full well that my interest in the punt was dwindling. I didn't bother attempting any fingers and I certainly wasn't going to be getting my tongue in there as I don't really enjoy pussy licking at the best of times (I'm aware I'm in the minority  :crazy:)

We began with missionary and after a short while I suggested she went on top and Lexi claimed she could not go on top as her back was hurting.  Sadly, this pretty much put the nail in the coffin as although we moved into doggy (not sure how that would help the back pain), the blood concentration levels in my member rapidly dropped as I was thinking more about not really wanting to be there than the task in hand.

As both Lexi and I realised it just wasn’t going to happen, I pulled out and called it a day without having blown my load!! :dash:  I guess Lexi would have been happy to wank me off until I finished but in all honesty, I didn’t really want to be there any longer.   I was in and out in under 20 minutes.

Conclusion

I’ve given this punt a neutral as other than the alleged back pain for which I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, Lexi was friendly and didn’t actually do anything which warrants a negative in my view.  Put simply, there just wasn’t any attraction there for me (the hairy pussy was a killer for me) so I didn’t put a great deal of effort into the action which probably didn’t help matters.  As always, YMMV.

P.S. I’m a vanilla punt kind of guy so I’m fairly certain that if you had a punt like mine with Lexi (excluding the attraction point), the hardened punters among us would probably walk away disappointed.  That said, at £50 for 30 minutes...can’t grumble too much!!!!



Offline hullad

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What an honest, excellant report and fair.

How many of us have got there and realised that punt was not going well and want it to end asap.

I can see a few rushing to her now you have reported a lot of 'grass on the pitch' I like you prefer a clean shaven heaven.

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Hi Boobman,  thanks for the report, her pictures are a bit confusing in some she looks slim but in her main profile picture  she looks a size 12 ,  as you say her pictures need  a bit of looking at.  A little bit too young for me but the hairy fanny is certainly  appealing, to me at least   Cheers  Joe

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Cheers for the review MrC

..........the hairy fanny is certainly  appealing, to me at least

+1

I love a nice a nice beaver.  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

.............as long as the fucker doesn't get up and walk by itself.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Thechaser

Hi Boobman,  thanks for the report, her pictures are a bit confusing in some she looks slim but in her main profile picture  she looks a size 12 ,  as you say her pictures need  a bit of looking at.  A little bit too young for me but the hairy fanny is certainly  appealing, to me at least   Cheers  Joe

If it existed, I would say she is an 11.

Don't quote me on how hairy exactly (i.e. is it all natural or trimmed that way) as tbh I didn't really look fully but there was enough so that I could see it clearly when she was stood up.   

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.............as long as the fucker doesn't get up and walk by itself.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Not quite that level but enough to get the hairs stuck in your teeth  :cool:

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 Thanks Boobman, that's flossing and she  doesn't charge any extra for that !

   A walking hairy Fanny,  probably where they got the idea from for the haggis.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2017, 03:52:18 pm by mediumjoe »

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:lol: :lol:

Not quite that level but enough to get the hairs stuck in your teeth  :cool:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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