Natural Balance - Paddington

[jacksmith1975]

So this was my first time dabble in the world of massages - back in October/November 2016 maybe?

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I found this place via a Gumtree ad.  I was looking for something naughty on a trip to London, but as far as I could see (and before I found UKPunting) all the ads said 'no sexual services'.  Oh well - probably for the best I thought, but wondered around to this place for a straight massage.
Walked in and asked how much for an hour - £45.  A fairly unattractive thai? lady (35 maybe) took my money and showed me to the room.  I got undressed and deliberated about the no pants / pants situation.  As I said I have never done anything like this before.  Opted for pants on, as I had no idea and laid down on my front. 

The same lady walked back in and started to massage.  Good quality all over massage for 30mins whilst lying on my front.  Turned over and still nothing offered or asked for from me....

Probably 10 mins to go, she asked if I needed any attention anywhere elsewhere.  My glutes were actually really achy and I enjoyed her getting in to my hips etc, so said and pointed to my bum.  She suggested I removed my pants, and said something about 'anywhere else'.

I'm so dumb, but actually asked her 'is it that sort of place'.  She laughed at me and said of course - did I not realise from the red light in the room.  I said I'd never done anything like this before.

She proceeded to prop me up with a big cushion under my back and head so I could watch, and she went to work on my cock, with a well oiled hand.  Despite her not being particularly attractive I remember thinking I'd do anything at that moment!
5 minutes later and I've popped over her hand and me.  She cleans me up and waves me goodbye. 

I didn't leave a tip (I felt bad afterwards about that), but I think she took pity on my as clearly it was my first time! 

I skipped off down the street with the biggest grin on my face!  £45 for hour massage and £0 for a very HE!

Sorry - can't remember her name. 


I've been back a 3 other times with varying success and enjoyment, but I'll always remember my first.  I'll write those reviews on this thread another time.

[jacksmith1975]

Another positive review:

2nd visit - 1 week after the first (Nov 2016)

Paid for an hour, and I think April was my girl this time.  Skinny, sexy, small boobs, pixie harcut, EE.  We chatted well, so was clearly into it from the start and kissed my back while i was on my front.  Oh - this time i started pants off! and she smacked my bum when she walked in. 

Lovely great massage for 30mins, then flip over and ask how much I want to pay - £50? £20?  I opt for £20 and she said I'd just get a HE, which was fine by me.  Then she said fuck it and takes her top off and tells me to touch her.  I play and pinch and stroke, while she does the same to me.  Making all the right noises and doing a great job of getting me very horny.  She liked her nipples being pinched hard.  I tried to get a hand in her pants, but she says no - not allowed here.  I should have tried to suck her nipples but I was still a bit nervous of what the boundaries were. 

Anyway - she performed an amazing hand job on me and i came hard.  She let out a little cheer which was sweet!  She then, much to my shock, tried to put her tongue down my throat.  I kissed a little, but again felt a little odd doing that.  If she did it before she made me cum, then i would have gone for it!  But post cum, I'm always going to feel a bit filthy and want to leave. 

10mins more massage and time is up.  £45 for the massage at the front desk and £20 HE.  Another great time.

[jacksmith1975]

and just to manage expectations visits 3 and 4 were probably negative.  Will update when I have time.

[peter296]

I have never done fk of kiss at a massage parlour. is it always getting into the moment is that it happens. that i am too nervous to try, and if they dont do it, because its a massage, and not a full on punt,

[Moneyd]

Anyone else been here since? I'm tempted to go soon.

Just hoping for someone with decent (ish) sized tits.

Why were the other 2 visits negative pal?

[jacksmith1975]

Tits for my 4 massages have always been on the small side.


Massages 3 and 4 were just delivered with a bit of attitude. Prices quoted were high so I haggled and from that point they were given reluctantly.
One when stripping for b2b told me not to look at her as it wasn't a strip show! Then protested when I tried to touch her - hands too cold or some sort of shit.

4th one was quiet till 5mins from end. Then offered or hinted and I said it was a bit late. So then she said we could go on longer and £40 for b2b. Ok then. She then proceeded to stand by the bed and refused to get on my body - so not b2b, just naked.  Then she said HE was extra. Fuck that. I told her it was shit b2b. Got up and gave her £20 - and left.

I haven't been back since as I find the haggling / not knowing all a bit stressful. At least at Well Health you know what your getting and prices reasonable.  Having said that I would go back just on an off chance that I get a good one again.