petite__perfection, woking (B&S)

[cakerusk]

Off days, was surfing AW and saw this in woking. Thought would have a good massage and a HR.

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Quick text and the time and services were agreed with postcode on text. Arrived at the place and flat number was given. Buzzed in and i was inside. Immediately realised that the girl was not the one in the picture, I am not sure why i stayed but she was very welcoming and friendly. Not the petite girl in the pic but a decent 10-12 sized curvy polish lady(i mean having real curves at the right places, not fat), probably in her mid to late 20s. Facially i would give her 3/10 but had lovely blue eyes. Services agreed and paperwork done.

Nice apartment, bit dark, no massage tables. King size bed covered with loads of towel, probably to protect from oil staining

Asked me to lie on my tummy with everything off. Did as i was told. She took off her clothes, but kept her bra and undies. Started with my leg and and went upwards, occasionally doing a card swipe and playing with balls and perineum. Actually the massage was a very decent one. Finally she took her bra off and body to body massage, which wasn't that bad but i have seen and experienced more intimate and arousing body to body massages. Turned me on my back and then started with my legs and my cock. No body to body on the front. Finally HR which was quite decent.

Offered me a shower, nice bathroom with nice fluffy towels.

Not the best but not the worst as well. B&S, hence the neutral which could well be a negative for some.

Would i go again? Maybe, maybe not!

[James999]

Surely it should be a negative as you didn't get to see the girl in the profile, and who the fuck knows who they will roll out for the next punter, a negative 100%

Booking a size 8 getting a size 12 

[cakerusk]

Surely it should be a negative as you didn't get to see the girl in the profile, and who the fuck knows who they will roll out for the next punter, a negative 100%

Booking a size 8 getting a size 12 

I did enjoyed my session fairly, even though i didn't get to see the girl, who i didn't knew how she looks as her face is not visible. So I went with minimal expectations. Hence a neutral but as I have clearly mentioned it could well be negative for some and if thats a negative for you, I have no problem with that.

Also for reference purpose i have clearly mentioned B&S on the heading/title itself. If one cannot understand or wants to take the risk, thats entirely up to them.

[James999]

I did enjoyed my session fairly, even though i didn't get to see the girl,

So if you return who would you see, the fact they switch means it could be anybody, and anyone reading your review will have no idea of who it was about, as even you don't know who you saw, very odd that you should defend the pimp in such a way.

[cakerusk]

for reference purpose i have clearly mentioned B&S on the heading/title itself. If one cannot understand or wants to take the risk, thats entirely up to them.

I don't know what you are up to but I think you should read properly what I have written before saying anything. And I am not defending any pimps!!

I see what your point is, as My neutral doesn't actually imply to the WG in the link but I cannot deny the fact that even though it was a B&S, I didn't get the worst service as we all have had at some points, especially with Romanians (sorry there are few very good romanians i have seen though) and those asian massage parlours where you never know what are you gonna get. Why don't you go to all posts here in UKpunting about the positive reviews of all those parlours and ask them to turn them to negative coz at the end of the day you never know who you are gonna get and how they will be treated???

[James999]

. Why don't you go to all posts here in UKpunting about the positive reviews of all those parlours and ask them to turn them to negative coz at the end of the day you never know who you are gonna get and how they will be treated???

Because a parlour is a parlour, your review is of an "independant" girl that doesn't actually exist 

[cakerusk]

Because a parlour is a parlour, your review is of an "independant" girl that doesn't actually exist 

Correct me if I am wrong but i get the feeling that you saying that the quality of the service deosn't matter but who is the service provider matters??

 

[James999]

Correct me if I am wrong but i get the feeling that you saying that the quality of the service deosn't matter but who is the service provider matters??

The point I made is that you posted a review of a girl you didn't see, it's nothing to do with the quality of service you received, but you reviewed a girl that likely doesn't exist, it's of no use to anyone else and simply assists the Pimp in his bait & switch operation 

[Richdina]

I Nearly went to sèe this soppsed beauty. I am glad I was not victim to the switch and bait which the Asians in London have down to a fine art. Everybody has a go at the Romainians but I find their pictures reliable and.prices.amd services great value.

[MrMatrix]

The point I made is that you posted a review of a girl you didn't see, it's nothing to do with the quality of service you received, but you reviewed a girl that likely doesn't exist, it's of no use to anyone else and simply assists the Pimp in his bait & switch operation 

Sorry Hundrung, but James is absolutely correct in this. I myself had a B&S this week and my report is in a similar vein as yours, but I gave her a negative as I was deprived of seeing the girl of my choice. The fact I went ahead with it had a reasonably good time is irrelevant to B&S. Think how good a time you would of had had you seen the girl of your choice. And suppose she would have been up for taking her pants off (which you don't say), you may have had an even better time. In this respect you were let down.
Its legit to say you had a good time with who was there as I did, but at the end of the day its B&S and a mandatory negative in my view. However everything in your review is valid as its your perspective that counts, same as my review this week. In my case its worse as a fellow UKP member recommended me to my punt and there was no way he could foresee the B&S but I wont hold it against him Lol. We all live and learn. Still its a good report mate and thanks for doing it. We are now all better informed as a result of it.

[JohnWaynesJism]

The point I made is that you posted a review of a girl you didn't see, it's nothing to do with the quality of service you received, but you reviewed a girl that likely doesn't exist, it's of no use to anyone else and simply assists the Pimp in his bait & switch operation 

Coming from someone who has never done any reviews i think you are being pretty harsh, the fact that he did this review and stated it was B & S is what makes it very useful to others. In fact she was on my hot list and i very nearly went to see her, but after reading this i didn`t bother. Better to read a neutral review and know the facts in advance.
The fact it was a neutral rather than a negative is neither here nor there, it saved me time and money and that`s what counts. If you`d seen her we wouldn`t have a clue, as you wouldn`t have bothered doing a review. 

[James999]

The fact it was a neutral rather than a negative is neither here nor there,

So why bother arguing about it then you idiot 

[JohnWaynesJism]

So why bother arguing about it then you idiot 

The point you don`t seem to comprehend is that he actually bothered doing a review, that`s what gives us the info to decide whether we also want to take a punt or not. Read the review, make the decision, no review helps no one.

[MrKeen]

I don't know what James999 is on about, none of this will affect him as judging by his review count he never punts anyway.

[Brazilian Martian]

I don't know what James999 is on about, none of this will affect him as judging by his review count he never punts anyway.

If you have such a problem with his review count why don't you report it to admin that line is getting rather silly now he's been confirmed as a punter by many people so comments about his review count make no sense.

[MrMatrix]

At the end of the day its the report that counts. We all have different views on positive , neutrals etc. I'm just grateful that the OP did a report as its a lot more than some do on this site. And thank him again for it. Its a GOOD review, the final mark isn't as important as doing the review. I look forward to your next review OP. 

[James999]

The point you don`t seem to comprehend

It seems you who doesn't understand, you say the rating isn't important then try to argue about it 

[James999]

I don't know what James999 is on about,

You probably do, but that doesn't suit your agenda, you've only had a snope at me as you're probably still pissed off at the thread where you told us all about barebacking and then got upset when people got the impression you sought bareback 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=131725.0

[MrKeen]

If you have such a problem with his review count why don't you report it to admin that line is getting rather silly now he's been confirmed as a punter by many people so comments about his review count make no sense.

Not particularly bothered, although not sure how one gets confirmed as a punter by other people, without doing reviews. Who are these many people confirming him as punter?. Do you have to take a witness on a punt  to verify you are a punter?

I have noticed in my short time on this site that the people who seem to spend the most time criticising and pontificating are often ones with few or none reviews.

[James999]

Not particularly bothered,

Well you clearly are, you went off on one on that thread trying to change the perception YOU created, and then you bring your grievance onto this thread 

If you have an issue with me then start a thread about me, and you can really rip into me properly there, just pop a condom on first