Author Topic: Isla_Brooks another great session again - Solihull  (Read 9346 times)


42 review(s) for Isla_Brooks (35 positive, 5 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

getonit

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my morning tomorrow is now spent wanking to Youporn and throwing darts imagining Simon-Webber-68's face on my dartboard.









How about finding another girl and giving us some info instead ? , All you have done so far is create an account to log on to tell us you aren't doing anything. thanks...

Offline PepeMAGA

Simon's in off topic blubbering about wanting his account deleting  :dash:

What a wally  :dash:

Even dafter to now start back peddling after painting himself into a bb corner.

Bye bye Simon.... see you when you sneak back in under another nic, you know you want to  :D
Could make up the lyrics to an 80's safe sex song...

Simon,  you know it's true, 
Isla sees bb and says bye bye
she says bye bye (background singers)

In a serious note though,  sure she'll be fine,  worth Isla getting throat swabs done though if he bb'd those two rotters then had OWO.

Offline guymids-72

My thoughts go out to Isla and any other that have been caused anxiety by the actions of this d1ck

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I have only just noticed, this was Simons' SECOND meeting with Isla. Now that is potentially better news as any incubation period would have started from his first meeting with Isla .

Isla, if you are reading this, check your first meeting with him and then time line his reviews of the Bare Backers.

I hope this will give you some peace of mind whilst waiting for your results.

Regards
OBG
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What if Simon WeBBer has been with the other forum favourites but not bothered to post a review!?  :vomit:

Banned reason: For having fuck all useful to say
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How about finding another girl and giving us some info instead ? , All you have done so far is create an account to log on to tell us you aren't doing anything. thanks...

Dear getonit,

I expected to get this standard response to newbie posters on the UKP forum hence thought hard about signing up and contributing to this thread.

I can recycle the litany of excuses why I have not reviewed (green to punting/ seeing only well reviewed ladies) but at the end of the day you are right- ladies become well reviewed only if punters review them in the first place.

So instead of wanking and throwing darts this morning I'll chuck on a couple of reviews- they are not going to contain anything groundbreaking, and will only just confirm that Brum's finest are continuing to provide stellar service.

vw

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What if Simon WeBBer has been with the other forum favourites but not bothered to post a review!?  :vomit:

I wonder if he is on UKE ?  Maybe Isla could confirm if this former fanbboy was.

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A UKE account is unknown to me.

Offline mrfishyfoo

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Getting tested in a few days time isn't going to help anyone when the incubation period for some STI's can be weeks.


Correct


STD Name

How Soon to Get Tested; Why That Time-Frame?

Chlamydia 24 Hours - 5 Days
Gonorrhea 2-6 Days
Syphilis 3-6 Weeks
Hepatitis A (HAV) 2-7 Weeks; the hepatitis A virus averages a 28-day incubation period.

The GUM I use recommends a wait period of 14 days then a retest 14 days later. Tests results usally take 10 days to arrive.

That means if Ms Brooks is as conscientious as she claims that she will be out of action for at least 3 weeks.

According to the people in the know at the NHS the numbers above or WRONG !!!

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Chlamydia

Symptoms usually appear after one to three weeks, but could start much later. They include:

discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
vaginal bleeding between periods or after sex
pelvic pain in women
testicular pain in men
About 50% of men and 70% of women don't have any symptoms.

Genital herpes

Symptoms can appear after four to seven days, but might not start until months or years later. They include:

small, painful blisters around the genitals
pain when peeing
a tingling or itching around the genitals
Most people don't have any symptoms when first infected.
Read more about genital herpes.

Genital warts

Symptoms usually appear within two to three months, but could start as early as two weeks or not for several years. They include:

small, fleshy growths or bumps on the genitals or around the anus – these are usually painless, but may be itchy
Most people with the virus that causes genital warts don't develop obvious warts.
Read more about genital warts.

Gonorrhoea

Symptoms usually appear within 10 days, but could start much later. They include:

green or yellow discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
About 10% of men and 50% of women don't have any symptoms.

Pubic lice and scabies

Symptoms usually appear after five days to five weeks, but could start later. They include:

itching around the genitals (usually worse at night)
black spots in your underwear
small spots of blood on the skin near your genitals
a spotty red rash

Syphilis

Symptoms usually appear two to three weeks after first becoming infected, but could start earlier or much later. They include:

one or more small painless sores or ulcers on the genitals
a blotchy rash and flu-like symptoms that may follow a few weeks later
Symptoms are often not obvious and may come and go.

Trichomoniasis

Symptoms usually appear within four weeks, but could start months later. They include:

discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
itchiness or discomfort around the opening of the vagina
About 50% of men and women don't have any symptoms.

HIV

The first symptoms may appear after two to six weeks. They can include:

flu-like symptoms, such as a high temperature (fever), a sore throat, a headache, and achy muscles or joints
a red rash on the body
Not everyone gets these symptoms, but in people who do they usually last a week or two.
After they disappear, you may not have any further symptoms for many years, even though the infection remains in your body.


vw

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Correct

The GUM I use recommends a wait period of 14 days then a retest 14 days later. Tests results usally take 10 days to arrive.

That means if Ms Brooks is as conscientious as she claims that she will be out of action for at least 3 weeks.

According to the people in the know at the NHS the numbers above or WRONG !!!

Taken from the NHS website External Link/Members Only

Chlamydia

Symptoms usually appear after one to three weeks, but could start much later. They include:

discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
vaginal bleeding between periods or after sex
pelvic pain in women
testicular pain in men
About 50% of men and 70% of women don't have any symptoms.

Genital herpes

Symptoms can appear after four to seven days, but might not start until months or years later. They include:

small, painful blisters around the genitals
pain when peeing
a tingling or itching around the genitals
Most people don't have any symptoms when first infected.
Read more about genital herpes.

Genital warts

Symptoms usually appear within two to three months, but could start as early as two weeks or not for several years. They include:

small, fleshy growths or bumps on the genitals or around the anus – these are usually painless, but may be itchy
Most people with the virus that causes genital warts don't develop obvious warts.
Read more about genital warts.

Gonorrhoea

Symptoms usually appear within 10 days, but could start much later. They include:

green or yellow discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
About 10% of men and 50% of women don't have any symptoms.

Pubic lice and scabies

Symptoms usually appear after five days to five weeks, but could start later. They include:

itching around the genitals (usually worse at night)
black spots in your underwear
small spots of blood on the skin near your genitals
a spotty red rash

Syphilis

Symptoms usually appear two to three weeks after first becoming infected, but could start earlier or much later. They include:

one or more small painless sores or ulcers on the genitals
a blotchy rash and flu-like symptoms that may follow a few weeks later
Symptoms are often not obvious and may come and go.

Trichomoniasis

Symptoms usually appear within four weeks, but could start months later. They include:

discharge from the vagina or penis
pain when peeing
itchiness or discomfort around the opening of the vagina
About 50% of men and women don't have any symptoms.

HIV

The first symptoms may appear after two to six weeks. They can include:

flu-like symptoms, such as a high temperature (fever), a sore throat, a headache, and achy muscles or joints
a red rash on the body
Not everyone gets these symptoms, but in people who do they usually last a week or two.
After they disappear, you may not have any further symptoms for many years, even though the infection remains in your body.

Most gum clinics say last 14 days activity not included in the results.  Thing is we dont know when 14 days is from when she had OWO with the BB prick, could have already passed.

Anyway she could always only OW in the mean time.

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Most gum clinics say last 14 days activity not included in the results.  Thing is we dont know when 14 days is from when she had OWO with the BB prick, could have already passed.

Anyway she could always only OW in the mean time.

Absolutely we don't only Ms Brooks and  "BBboy" know that.

Then another it's another 14 days after that first set of tests for the retest which is why I posted this, as not only are MrSushi's numbers in his post wrong they also do not take account of the 4 weeks from initial contact to 2nd set of tests.

vw

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Absolutely we don't only Ms Brooks and  "BBboy" know that.

Then another it's another 14 days after that first set of tests for the retest which is why I posted this, as not only are MrSushi's numbers in his post wrong they also do not take account of the 4 weeks from initial contact to 2nd set of tests.

Retest only required if you test positive so no idea what you are on about.

They don't retest if you are negative.   :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Retest only required if you test positive so no idea what you are on about.

They don't retest if you are negative.   :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

They retest at the GUM I go to even if the 1st set of tests is negative. Perhaps the one you use isn't as cautious ??  :unknown: :unknown:

At the one I've used if you tell them you have concerns and have been receiving OWO off a prostitute or have had a had a condom split while fucking a prostitute they do a test at 2 weeks and another one at 4 weeks. They also call you back for a syphilis test at the appropriate time.

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They retest at the GUM I go to even if the 1st set of tests is negative. Perhaps the one you use isn't as cautious ??  :unknown: :unknown:

At the one I've used if you tell them you have concerns and have been receiving OWO off a prostitute or have had a had a condom split while fucking a prostitute they do a test at 2 weeks and another one at 4 weeks. They also call you back for a syphilis test at the appropriate time.

I use 2 GRH and DSE.

Mine dont call back for a syphylis they just take blood and piss sample as standard.  Also offer a throat swab if you suck cock arse swab if say have had anal.

Also check your  immunity for hep b as standard so they can put you on immunisation plan if not.


Yours should typical Yorkshire penny pinching if these things are not standard.
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I use 2 GRH and DSE.

Mine dont call back for a syphylis they just take blood and piss sample as standard.  Also offer a throat swab if you suck cock arse swab if say have had anal.

Also check your  immunity for hep b as standard so they can put you on immunisation plan if not.


Yours should typical Yorkshire penny pinching if these things are not standard.

Ha !! Ha !! Penny pinching in Yorkshire NEVER !!!  :D :D :D

The keep telling me at the GUM that we've got super gonorrhoea up here so they have extra funding apparently to combat that.  :lol: :lol:

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What I don't get is how he goes from these mingers to Isla, what the fuk is that all about


Shame she doesn't seem vet her clients well, maybe just an oversight.

Anyway what a collection of fucking horrors he has left feedback for, was it a bet to punt this one

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And this WTF

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What I don't get is how he goes from these mingers to Isla, what the fuk is that all about
Because he wanted it raw and those are the type of mingers who offer it, that's the only explanation for booking them. Booking Isla shows he doesn't have an Ugly Fetish and proves it was the bareback he was after.  :vomit:

Offline PepeMAGA

Because he wanted it raw and those are the type of mingers who offer it, that's the only explanation for booking them. Booking Isla shows he doesn't have an Ugly Fetish and proves it was the bareback he was after.  :vomit:
He might have been after a barebacker,  but they were all busy or ill and he had to "settle"  for a pretty girl that insists on protection.

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Just read this...

So if Isla had protected sex with Webber, what's all the fuss about?  :unknown:

Most prossies are bare-backing someone like a husband, BF or fuckbuddy, who may well be barebacking countless others. As long as you cover up, you can minimise your risks.

Getting HIV from OWO is considered a statistical impossibility, it's also very difficult to transmit the virus by BB vaginal sex even if the partner is infected, between 1 in 1250 & 1 in 2500 chance depending on being the receiver or insertor.

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Good to get tested regularly, but isn't everyone overreacting a bit??  :unknown:

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