There is a little road that runs between Charing Cross Road and Greek Street in Soho which often smells of piss but also has a massage parlour. I've walked passed it a few times but never really thought about going in because I have some favoured options in the area. However, last week I had a small window of opportunity and thought I;d give it a go.
External Link/Members OnlyThe downside is that to get into it you firstly go into a door that it shared with a block of flats. As i walked in this girl walked out and turned around and watched me so it felt a bit embarrassing then walking into the Happy Ending parlour rather than into the flats. Nevertheless in I went and it was £30 i think for 30 mins. I asked for a shower afterwards and so they put me in a room with a shower in it. Whether all rooms are so equipped I have no idea.
The massage 'girl' was called Helen. She was no babe and she was dressed completely unsexily. I think she was wearing tracky-type bottoms and I was in 2 minds whether to go naked or not.There was a prominent notice stating "no sexual services blah blah blah" but I thought fuck-it, and lay down naked.
However, the massage was one of the best I've ever had in a parlour. Not sports-physio excellent, but just really thorough and relaxing. I was actually quite prepared for a non-Happy Ending ending, but it was soon clear that it was on the cards as her hands started caressing all the right places. She wanted £30 but I offered a £30 take-it or leave-it option, I wasn't interested in anything else so never explored those options. And what an excellent HJ it was. She prolonged it and really built it up. Finally I exploded, cleaned up, dived in the shower (which is tiny) and was back on the road.
All in all, a pretty decent find I reckon. YMMV no doubt depending on the girl, but I was pleased with myself taking a chance on a little off-piste deviation.