Author Topic: TS LolaLatina - Preston  (Read 9132 times)


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£60 - 30 minutes

Preston, Apartments above Lidl



I'd not seen a TS for a few months but after reading the post about Lolalatina on here It sparked my interest. First choice was the lovely Jasmine, but after a last minute let down, I turned to Lolalatina. There were a few warning signs with this girl, the first being was she real as some of the AW profile pictures made her look TGTBT, secondly  a few iffy comments on the TS forum about a shitty attitude and thirdly her rates. Decent TS girls are all charging around £100 and £150 but, at £60 for the half hour it seemed really cheap, but, I was up that way and after a quick text I was pulling up into the Lidl car park an hour later.

I've seen a couple of girls in these apartments, there clean and discreet with free parking for 2 hours outside. After a quickly answered text Im outside the door no problem.


I'm always a little apprehensive when I see a new girl and even more so when its a TS but when she opened the door Im really pleased,she's very good looking, small and perfectly formed. " Hi I'm Frank" I said with my usual friendly smile... she stares blankley back at me...." go into the bedroom" , fucking hell  she had the right hump..must admit , for a momemt I contemplated walking but she looked so fit.

I get into the bedroom and she say's...." How long do you want babe ?" still no eye contact..after handing over the £60 for the half hour, she counts the money and say's " the bathrooms there, take your clothes off and I'll be back in a minute.

So Im on the bed,stark bollock naked and she's back in with some very sexy under wear...what a cracking body,very feminine, around 5" 6" , totally believable. As she kneels down on the bed she pushes me down, I reach round her waist and go in for a kiss...." I dont kiss babe" she said at the same time she's yanking on little Frankie, I'm thinking this is going to be shite but , to my surprise she starts knoshing on my knob and give me a really decent BJ.

After a few minutes, I flip her over onto her back and pull off her knickers to reveal a very hard 6" knob, I ask for a johnny with the intention of shagging her in mish...she puts the condom on me and say's.." I only fuck with me on top or I fuck you" Well ,Im not up for that so I get onto my back and she jumps on. She's grinding on top whilst staring at the wall, I'm looking up and thinking her tits need some attention, I kop a feel only to be told...." no touching, there really sensitive...I  put my hands on her waist and she's off again..." dont touch me there, You'll streak my false tan.. :dash:

Ive had enough by now so after pummeling her sensless in CG i decide to cut my losses, I pull out ,rip off the johnny and duff my load all over her chest and tits.....she's not amused..." you should have cum in the condom, I dont like it on my body".....well she was fucking lucky cos I was aiming for her miserable face. She's gets up and she stood there with cum all over her chest and tits with a raging hard on...." I fuck you now" she said......not fucking likely, I grab my clothes and make a quick exit.

Well, what a shit punt , the girl never broke into a smile once, I couldn't touch her tits, I couldnt touch her hair, no kissing, she would only shag in CG,on the plus side, a half decent BJ and, its definately her in the AW profile pictures and if anything, she was better looking in the flesh,great body,immaculately made up but what a fucking diva.




Offline cueball

Hey up pal

Sorry you had a shit one but your review did make me laugh.....

"I fuck you now"..... "not fucking likely"  :lol:

This is the ts that's been discussed lately. At least you had the minerals to do a review.

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when did this happen?
According to the profile you linked to she's in Paddington today (presumably looking for a bear or two)

Offline softlad25

pissed myself laughing at this review
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Online threechilliman

Not a great day that one Frank, better luck next time.

tcm

Offline Blackpool Rock

Thanks for the review Frankc was waiting for this one and as others have said it gave me a chuckle or two  :D
Perhaps you could have not only cut your losses but made a bit of cash at the end by agreeing for her to fuck you but stating your rate as £150/half hour  :music:

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when did this happen?
According to the profile you linked to she's in Paddington today (presumably looking for a bear or two)

Last week mate

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 agreeing for her to fuck you but stating your rate as £150/half hour  :music:


 :scare:.......dont even go there mate...... :scare:

Offline Kendrig

Thanks for review Frank, got me chuckling :thumbsup:
Probably gone back to London to get re-spray, hope it costs her

Offline frankc

Hey up pal

This is the ts that's been discussed lately. At least you had the minerals to do a review.

 

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Offline frankc

Not a great day that one Frank, better luck next time.

tcm

She was my plan B tcm , First choice  was Yasmine... External Link/Members Only but she bailled on me at the last minute, I'd heard some good things and was pretty gutted.

Offline MrMog

You're a braver man than I Frank. I considered giving it a try out of curiosity but quickly decided it was not for me. Great review though. You are bloody mad lol

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 I considered giving it a try out of curiosity but quickly decided it was not for me


I thought the same as you MrMog until I tried it.  Ive got to say, my experience with Yamileth Boully was mind blowing and one of my best punts ever.....

Offline Excalibur

She was on my limited TS HL but in light of Frank's report I will go elsewhere. Yasmine looks good but would disembowel me with that weapon.

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She was on my limited TS HL but in light of Frank's report I will go elsewhere. Yasmine looks good but would disembowel me with that weapon.

Yasmines next on my list Ex.... :thumbsup:

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Preop Yasmine! mmmm  :unknown:

I wonder whether they can do cock transplants  :drinks:, seems a traversty to throw that in the fookin clinical waste bin.  :dash:

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Online threechilliman

Yasmines next on my list Ex.... :thumbsup:

I'd be VERY interested to hear your thought Frank as that's a fine cock she has.

tcm

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After a few minutes, I flip her over onto her back and pull off her knickers to reveal a very hard 6" knob,............., I ask for a johnny with the intention of shagging her in mish...she puts the condom on me and say's.." I only fuck with me on top or I fuck you" Well ,Im not up for that so I get onto my back and she jumps on. She's grinding on top whilst staring at the wall, I'm looking up and thinking her tits need some attention, I kop a feel only to be told...." no touching, there really sensitive...I  put my hands on her waist and she's off again..." dont touch me there, You'll streak my false tan.. :dash:

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Feels like theres a good chunk of the review missing here (red section)  :D  ;)


Thanks for reviewing, interesting read.

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Come on Frank, spill the beans, we wont judge you and it doesn't mean your gay, but did it make your toes curl when he put it in your wrong un   :wacko:

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Come on Frank, spill the beans, we wont judge you and it doesn't mean your gay, but did it make your toes curl when he put it in your wrong un   :wacko:

He only has a 'wrong un'  :D :lol:

Offline LYL

Nice one mate, much appreciated review Frank! Thank you, even though I'm not very keen on a TS punt.. Regarding plan B, that's a serious cock she got!!! You definitely need some balls to step into that territory or be gay  :P as I'm new to this what does pre-op mean?  Is she gonna remove that thing??  :cool:
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Offline bigthickdick

Nice one mate, much appreciated review Frank! Thank you, even though I'm not very keen on a TS punt.. Regarding plan B, that's a serious cock she got!!! You definitely need some balls to step into that territory or be gay  :P as I'm new to this what does pre-op mean?  Is she gonna remove that thing??  :cool:

Pre-op should mean that she's started the gender changing procedure ie being on hormones, maybe fake boobs but hasn't had the male reproductive organs removed yet and an artificial vagina hasn't yet been created. (Note: in many of the cases it's going to stay like this forever and never gonna become a post-op)

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Preop Yasmine! mmmm  :unknown:

I wonder whether they can do cock transplants  :drinks:, seems a traversty to throw that in the fookin clinical waste bin.  :dash:

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Funny... had a laugh reading this comment. But on a serious note they don't get rid of the cock completely... it's kinda turning it inside aftwr removing certain tissues but keeping the actual tube and tip of cock with all the nerve endings. This way they can get stimulated and can even reach orgasm by being fucked....

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Compared to Lola, Thats what ive got, tip of a cock with all the nerve endings!  :dance:

Offline Titi

Hey up pal

Sorry you had a shit one but your review did make me laugh.....

"I fuck you now"..... "not fucking likely"  :lol:

This is the ts that's been discussed lately. At least you had the minerals to do a review.

 :hi:

Same here man, can't stop laughing, " I fuck you now ". Sounds like you had a really bad one Frank.

Offline MrMog

Every time I look at the photo about my eyes water

Christ if only mother nature had blessed me with that fucker, the women in Manchester would be queuing up

Offline frankc

Feels like theres a good chunk of the review missing here (red section)  :D  ;)


Thanks for reviewing, interesting read.

Hey up Pumps, to be honest  mate I didnt really do a lot with her knob, after rubbering up she did a bit of double wanking before sticking my knob up her arse but that was all, Im not into being bummed and She'd made it clear she wouldn't be cumming so I just left it at that.

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Hey up Pumps, to be honest  mate I didnt really do a lot with her knob, after rubbering up she did a bit of double wanking before sticking my knob up her arse but that was all, Im not into being bummed and She'd made it clear she wouldn't be cumming so I just left it at that.

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 :D


I thought you might of given her a BJ or something, and not necessarily taking it up your pooper :sarcastic:

Offline jaszyj87

Hey up Pumps, to be honest  mate I didnt really do a lot with her knob, after rubbering up she did a bit of double wanking before sticking my knob up her arse but that was all, Im not into being bummed and She'd made it clear she wouldn't be cumming so I just left it at that.

this review is all disappointing  :(

its crap she was so shit

Offline frankc

Same here man, can't stop laughing, " I fuck you now ". Sounds like you had a really bad one Frank.

Well mate , for £60 for half/hour it was what it was ... a pump and dump with a fit, stroppy cow, Ive had worse...

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I thought you might of given her a BJ or something, and not necessarily taking it up your pooper :sarcastic:

No mate, If I had ,I would have shared... ;)

Offline Titi

Well mate , for £60 for half/hour it was what it was ... a pump and dump with a fit, stroppy cow, Ive had worse...

Fair enough. Did you not find her schlong intimidating?

Offline frankc

Fair enough. Did you not find her schlong intimidating?

No mate, Ive seen a few TS girls now and treat it just like any other punt, I do what I want and wont do anything Im not comfortable with. As for the schlong, its not as if I havent seen one before.. ;)

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Fair play man but not for me, as a wise guy once said...

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Offline Carpy

Well in frank you took a gamble and it didn't come off, but only by taking the gamble do you find the biggest gems.

And great for doing what I see as punting is all about... what you want with who you want when you want and the reviewing it  :thumbsup:

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Hey Frank, great review matey but sorry it was of a crap time, I also noticed the profile and thought it was tgtbt at those prices and with a smoking hot body, are you sure she wasn't a real bird with that shitty attitude :)

"I fuck you now?"  :lol:

I'll drop this one off the HL

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Hey Frank, are you sure she wasn't a real bird with that shitty attitude :)


No mate, she was all...errr....man?. :unknown:...doesn't sound good when I say it like that...

Offline cueball

No mate, she was all...errr....man?. :unknown:...doesn't sound good when I say it like that...

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Offline LYL

No mate, she was all...errr....man?. :unknown:...doesn't sound good when I say it like that...

Yeah mate it really sounds gay!!
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Offline frankc

Yeah mate it really sounds gay!!

He had a nice pair of knockers though..... :D

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He had a nice pair of knockers though..... :D

Theres nothing like a bloke with great tits and an empty bag of crisps haha

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Theres nothing like a bloke with great tits and an empty bag of crisps haha

 :lol: :lol:

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Found this thread while having a look around and was considering her, but changed my mind. She is now on External Link/Members Only. Looks amazing.

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...well she was fucking lucky cos I was aiming for her miserable face.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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No mate, If I had ,I would have shared... ;)

Does she receive OWO? I'm guessing she didn't cum?