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Out call to my Hotel - 5hrs £400.00
This is my first review on this site however I have been punting on and off for 5yrs. I have decided to post this after a month as I still feel as pissed off as I did then!
I was working in London for a few days and decided to have a bit of fun so posted a reverse booking on AW. I have done this before and have been very successful with the ladies I have came across. You have to be very selective and weed out the fake and dodgy. However not NOT lucky this time!
Picked Anna the day before as her profile looked good and feedback was great. Not many photos but what I could see looked good. Also her likes were ticking the correct boxes!
Communication was pretty good, she asked me to give her a call, I did and she sounded fun and articulate. Sent a few texts to confirm the finer details and confirmed she was happy for "A" levels, She said yes will bring some lube and outfits! Happy days or so I thought.
Decided to meet it the bar for a drink first before going to the room. All good, she was running late but not a problem. Said she was in the taxi and then texted again when she arrived.
First impression when she walked over was nicely dressed and looked good. When she sat down I could see she was not the age she has on her profile, at least 10 yrs older I would say and has had considerable work. Again I'm not opposed to this but you could tell. Ordered her a drink (She wanted a double) then proceeded to converse. Both a little nervous and twitchy as were in a public place etc. Well that's what I thought, as we talked it was apparent she had some dutch courage prior to arrival. Again I'm not one to judge as long as she is not pissed! She wanted another drink at this point so agreed and said we could take to the room, she wanted to stay in the bar for a further 5mins to chat, Anna told me about other punters and how she meets certain gentleman to feed them cocaine, slags them off totally and says about other sexual activities of different races, size and hairy men! (Covered most bases there) She then says she will not be doing "A" level as its not right and would be messy! This was said in a load voice, Not a turn on. This is when I should have released all was not right!
I should have decided to call it a day then but the little fella ruled! Finally went to the room where she then proceeded to get a bottle out of her bag and have a drink, We sorted the paperwork and she went into the bathroom to change. It felt like an age she was in there and at one point I knocked on the door to check she was ok. 5 further minutes she comes put wearing sort of sexy kit, this is where I could see the photos she posts are very old, he body is nothing like it is in the photos. tubby belly, bigger thighs and tits going south, She comes out talking more crap now and then saying more about coke and it make men soft but her sexual! I dont do drugs so was no interest for me.
After a bit more chatting she then goes down on me and does suck cock well and then licks my balls, was nice but she was making weird noises that were meant to be horny but sounded wrong! as she is sucking my cock she is playing with her pussy and then suddenly kneels up and friggs herself and squirts all over my legs! Now Im no expert on this but to me it was as she had just pissed on me! Dirty cow!
At this stage I just wanted to shoot my load so put the jacket on the fucked her missionary for a while, again she was making weird noises. I decided enough was enough got off and told her to suck my cock as she lay on the bed and I stood to one side. I then wanked all over her face and into her mouth.
The plan was for a few hours of fucking and sucking but by now she was rambling on about taking cocaine again and how she used to have a better life etc, bit sad to be honest as she clearly has issues with age and substances. At this point I said thank you but I was now done for the night (Any other night and lady I would of been up for the remaining 2hrs) Now I didn't expect what happened next, she wanted to suck me some more and said she would make me cum again, all as she was getting more and more none coherent. I said no its fine I am done and she goes off on one saying i have been booked for 5hrs and I didnt find her attractive. being honest at this point I just wanted shot of her! after telling her I only cum once so she would be wasting her time and I would see / book her again she was ok to leave. She then proceeded to take an age to get sorted and I had to pack her bag for her! totally fucked up. In a short space of time she went from being pretty normal to be an alcohol indused and I suspect drug crazed women!
So to cap off, It was a nightmare punt, waste of money, somewhat scary as she was so volatile! and was glad to see the back of her. As I closed the door I thought was it worth all that stress just to wank! Answer is no it was not and I am wary of my next punt.
I would suggest that anyone thinking of booking her think twice as she is not what it says on the tin!
