Posh

[redliner69]

Because of where I live, I have kept my travels within about a 10 mile radius of me. 
Plus, the places I have all have very easy car parking. 

This means that so far I've visited Dr China in Lichfield, Thai Massage in Burton, Sue in Rugeley and Herbal Way in Boldmere.
These four mentioned above are all in need of some refurbishment, although all offer basic extras.


However, I have been thinking about venturing out a little bit further, maybe central B'ham, Coventry and Halesowen/Dudley in order to find me a "posh" place.   
I'm off work for a few days coming up, and I just fancied getting a bit spruced up for some poshness.


Thing is, although I've looked at a few others, I don't always believe the images on the web sites.
Herbal Way on Gumtree shows two "reasonable" rooms.
But the one I went in was very small, had a table pushed against a wall, needed a lick of paint and had a vacuum cleaner and two sweeping brushes under the table!   

Hardly relaxing ambience.

So. Simple question.
Which establishment offering an OK massage with a few extras is as posh inside as it looks?

Thai or Chinese, I don't really mind.
But I don't want the hassle of driving to Birmingham, parking somewhere, walking around, and then finding the establishment is no better inside than those I already visit.

Thanks for any info.

PS. If any of them handle a cock half as good as Sue then that would be a bonus. 

[Barney31]

Hi red liner,

This place is probably one of the most comfortable that I have visited and is easy to find in the centre of Stourbridge. I visited back end of last year and had a great time!

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[Stapler]

The Thai girls in Brum operate from clean, safe, flats in modern blocks with shower facilities.
Chinese shops are a bit more basic.

I am sure you have viewed our Brum FBSM thread, so based on your requirements, I would go for one of the Thais.

Sweet Ann operates from a very clean flat. £40 for a very good massage + £20 HR add another £20 for b2b. Nice tits.

I am sure others will come on to advise.

Good luck! 

Here is a review from respected member LF :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=109416.msg1278284#msg1278284

[Dodo]

Trouble is 'posh' and 'wanking' you off = downmarket establishment (generally speaking)

[Stapler]

Trouble is 'posh' and 'wanking' you off = downmarket establishment

Really? Strange how it's OK when you are involved!

Nice apartment which she has to herself in Granville Street. Entry into her place no problem.

She is lovely looking girl, 35ish I would guess.

I really did enjoy the hand job and popped quicker than I have for a long time....it was almost premature ejaculation 

[Dodo]

Really? Strange how it's OK when you are involved!

Duuuurrrrrr       I think you'll find the OP was referring to salons or shops rather than private accommodation where there are a lot of nice places.

Stapler, will you do me and others who are probably sick to death of your snipping by just trying to be a bit sore friendly. One only needs to look back at your texts over the last few days to see how confrontational you are.....just stick to posting your good stuff and lose your obsession with me pleeeeeease xxxx

And how long did it take you to unearth my post from the middle of last year......thats weird. I feel like I'm being stalked.  And probably of more importance, what are you trying to prove or get off on.

[Littlefoot]

Your idea of posh may differ to mine. But I found this place to be very nice. Might be out of your way a bit. About a 10-15 mins drive out of Brum:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122518.msg1392403#msg1392403

Apologies, this link works.   

Thai oriental spa northfield. Search for more reviews.

[l1mpd1ck]

Your idea of posh may differ to mine. But I found this place to be very nice. Might be out of your way a bit. About a 10-15 mins drive out of Brum:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2

Something wrong with that link

[Dellboy]

Link is for a search! 

[Littlefoot]

Link is for a search! 

 

That link works!

[Dellboy]

That link works!

Nope!
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2

You try it!

[Dodo]

red liner, can you just clarify if I am correct in thinking you are after a nice/posh establishment rather than just a nice gaff from where an independent works from. If the later then most of the providers have decent enough accommodation, particularly the city centre based. Outside a few are a bit rough.
But as I helpfully commented above a posh shop/salon that gives extras will be hard to come by.

Having said that I can point you to a five star, dogs bollocks hotel in Marrakesh where I unexpectedly earlier this year had the most fantastic bundle of extras for £25 I think it was. 

[Littlefoot]

Your idea of posh may differ to mine. But I found this place to be very nice. Might be out of your way a bit. About a 10-15 mins drive out of Brum:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122518.msg1392403#msg1392403

Apologies, this link works.   

Thai oriental spa northfield. Search for more reviews.

This link works.   

[Stapler]

@OP How about this place ?

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9 pics for you to peruse.

[Stapler]

Your idea of posh may differ to mine.

Anything would be a step up from the 4 places he listed!

 

[redliner69]

To clarify:-

I prefer to use a "supposed to be legit, but it isn't" establishment. Not fussed if it's a massage place or a beauty salon.
I don't really want to visit an independent lady in her "own" apartment. (Although Karen at Worcester is one I fully intend visiting. 80 mile round trip though  )

Dodo, yes, I am fully aware that "wanking one off" is likely to = downmarket establishment.

However, and for example......
Supposedly positioned within House of Fraser is this place

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To me, and I know it's subjective, it looks quite posh. 
No sign of a vacuum cleaner stored under those tables. 

But is it as posh as it looks?

And Stapler, thanks for this link.  External Link/Members Only
As I said, it's subjective, but yes, it looks "Posh".

But again, are they genuine pictures? Or will I find three used woks and a split bag of charcoal in one corner?

This is the image used for Dr China in Lichfield. External Link/Members Only

Hell, if she was doing the massage, I'd be skint by March. 

So I'm kind of asking, which establishments have genuine pictures on their sites?

(Yeah, I know I can go and visit and see for myself, but it's way easier to ask first. 
Plus for me, it's a bit of a pain to venture into the City if all places are as downmarket as Sue in Rugeley (despite the excellent wank)

[Stapler]

The Chinese shop near House of Fraser is basic. Go thru' the beauty bar and downstairs to the cubicle with just a curtain in between you and another client being 'wanked off!'

The Style of Massage pics are genuine. Nor far from New Street Station in Hurst Street.

[jimgooooo]

who has got any experience at this Style of Massage place?

from what i've read extras are on offer depending on the girl you see. also the type of extras depends on which girl.

if memory serves me someone has even gotten FS out of one of them

is this right?

[Stapler]

from what i've read extras are on offer depending on the girl you see. also the type of extras depends on which girl.
is this right?

Correctomundo! Got it in one!